Some day this could happen….and I kid you not!
Imagine this…..
Somewhere deep in the lower recesses of SEG headquarters, in a small dank and lonely room with no windows sits Bernard J Fraudinfarter.
Bernard, as Mr. Mark calls him, (we all call him Farter…..LOL) sits hunched over his cluttered desk pouring over a large pile of photo's muttering to himself.
On the door of his "office" it reads: Department of Planning: Selecting Future Survivor Concepts and Contestants
Suddenly, and without warning (that's the way it always starts isn't it….you are minding your own business and Ka-Bang it happens!)….the phone rings!
Bernie's body makes a sudden convulsion; out of his mouth pops a squeal, and out of the other end pops a……now you know why we call him farter!
His hand slowly picks up the phone and he mutters….."hello?"
You've guessed it haven't you!
Yes it's Jeff Probster and he wants to know if Bernie has the concept for the next season of survivor ready yet…."DANGEDNABBIT!….WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS TAKING SO FREAKIN' LONG?….YOU'VE HAD THIS JOB SHOVED OFF ON YOU NOW FOR TWO WEEKS! ME AND MARK ARE JUST TOO BUSY NOW TO WORK ON THIS…..YOU BETTER HAVE SOME IDEAS BY FIVE O'CLOCK TODAY!….I KID YOU NOT!…..HEADS COULD ROLL!"
Bernie slowly replaces the handset without answering, and he looks down at his desk with a sigh! He looks up at the clock and it reads 4:45 pm. He slowly gathers the photos and his yellow note pad and heads out the door.
Now it is high on the 5th floor of SEG headquarters in the "extra-large" conference room as Bernie walks in to present to Mark and Jeff his ideas for the future of Survivor….a sigh pops out of his mouth and a **** pops out of ……..you get the picture….right?
Bernie hands Mark and Jeff his yellow pad which reads:
Survivor Celebrity- Lyons, Kansas!
Bernie says he also has the "cast" for this episode of Survivor and here are the possible candidates.
Bernie begins sliding the photos in front of Mark and Jeff, one at a time, starting with this one:
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Mark and Jeff have been looking at the "celebrity" photo's with their mouths hanging open….they slowly raise their eyes to Bernie, then they look back down, then back up….all the time with their mouths hanging open…..and in unison say, "HOLY COW……WE ABSOLUTELY……LOVE IT!"
Bernie slowly gathers up the photo's and his yellow pad, sighs and walks out the door, while Mark and Jeff are giving each other "high-fives" and doing the rumba around the room!
RC: TIMBIRA
EXILE: JOE, ERRIN
IC: TIMBIRA
BOOT: JOE
