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Opens to a quick house overview talking about the cameras and microphones. The softer colors make for better TV viewing. Talking about competing for food, luxuries, power and vote to evict one of their own to claim the half million dollar prize. Six are being put in the house with their enemies,

father and daughters
ex boyfriends
ex BFFs

SO there are only 3 ex pairs.

Julie looks gorgeous. She is digging on this job. No cameltoe tonite, wearing a pretty orangy, red flowey kind of dress. She looks great.

BUT FIRST

let's look at the new houseguests

Key shots

Jessica is first, there with cheerleaders
someone fishing, Nick, fishing his key out, using his "body for bait
Eric, no one has ever played this game like me before (*cough* crappy??!!)

Danielle, cute chick

Dick, evil dick

Jen, the Nanny, she has a cute "ASSet"

Mike is a painting contractor, like his muscles

Jen will hate the smokers

SHows Dicks cigarettes, adn I think Vactor!!

Kail will "run the big brother house"

Definitely Joe is a Flamer

Carol is a student, a SENATOR'S daughter,

jameka, I lurves her

Amber, single mom from vegas

Zach, yums

Dustin, walk all over hte competition (shoe salesman)

Someone hates the religious types and shows Kail getting her bible

Tears for single mom hugs goodbye

Back to Julie

Here comes the reveal:

SMiles, excited, this is good

Walking out, 11, first time they have laid eyes on each other. I guess their pairs are in the HOH.

I likes these folks already. Kewlness New faces, very refreshing.

Julie giving the spiel etc, about 1 minute to find a bed, etc. Telling them to choose wisely, they will be housemates and bedmates

Carol, Joe, Mike, Amber, first group in, chosen at random

Carol, first confessional, "joe over the top, but you gotta love him".

Nick, Danielle, Jameka are next

They go in slower, Dayum, those beds are very small in the little room. SOme guy has a confessional that the bed is too small for action.

Kail, Jen, Eric and Zach go in last.

No one wants those small beds. Jen, doesn't like those small beds. Zach is very tall. Eric is very small.

Jen reminds me of Jenna from Survivor AMazon.

Now they wonder why there is only 11.

Aha, the gay boy notices that the theme is alice in wonderland

Group introductions,

Amber, Carol, Danielle, lied about her age, Zach thinks the women are hot, but is here to win (confessional), Jen is next in the intros, (Nick thinks Jen is hot, confessional), Carol thinks Jen is annoying, thinks she is not of substance due to "giant boobs". Kail is next, said half the town works for her. Amber is admitting she is a single mom. Eric says he is 27 and from NY. In advertising and marketing and is a clerk. Joe is from Chicago, a receptionist in a children's hair salon. Kail confessional says she doesn't want her kids to be gay.

The painter introduces himself And Nick does. Joe said he lusts after Nick in a confessional. Jameka tells us she does not feel comfortable around "all these white people"

Chenbot back to us, now telling us about the twist, probably up at HOH. And LAter, (no but first here). Now she is telling us We will be the puppet master in BB8, like WIll has been in season's past.

Those 3 are in the HOH and have been there since earlier in the day. Julie is telling them that 11 are downstairs and that each of them will be spending time with someone from their past, an enemy, rival or unfinsihed business.

The good news is the other guests don't know you are there.

DAYUM they can use the spy cam without them knowing.

Gay boy has gigantic nipples

Dick sees daughter, "he could give a "fuck" ", Dick said he won't have a problem "kicking her out". What a badass.

Dick said she is cute. Chic in the middle said it could be good for all of them.

This could be gold, 2 ex flaming gay boys in the house.

OK, I like these 3, they are discussing what happened in the past. All 3 are taking the high road here, and then digging on those downstairs.

Julie is now talking to the houseguests. Now she is telling them that there is another group in the house "right now" and they have been "watchign your every move". HOH competition is happening shortly.

Back from commercial, they are heading out to the backyard. Nick didn't get a partner and won't be participating in this competition. Only the remaining 10 are doing it. The other 3 are still upstairs. Tonite, it is mushroom madness.

True/False questions about housemates. The mushroom will spin faster if their partner answers the question wrong. They have to kneel on these unstable surfaces.

1) t/f, at least 5 admitted to cosmetic surgery, F, only 2

Amber, carol's mushroom is spinning faster

2) half would give up best friendship for 500Gs, F, amber wrong again. Jameka is wrong, Joe is spinning faster, and he is not "flexible in his nether regions"

3) more than 2 said they would not give up their seat to a preggers on the buss, F is correct, everyone was right but Jen, zach is spinning faster

4) more than 3 have joined the mile high club F, jameka wrong, joe is faster (only 1) SOmeone was just SLIMED wait, they were all slimed with something

5) more than half would start a malicious rumor about someone T, 3 got it wrong

Carol is down, so amber and her are eliminated, Zach "fell" off,

No more questions, now endurance. They were just slimed with flour now

Mike is falling, off. Danielle is eliminated with Mike, Dick is celebrating.

Joe's ex is getting worried. (dustin).

Commercial, lots of commercials

I like this cast, it has possibilities., dayum more commercials, enough already!!!!!!!!!!!

Back, speed is faster, Joe is OFF, Dustin is happy

Eww, Dustin gives snarky diary room confessionals. Eric is not happy she won, they are partners. Only one will be HOH. Now Julie reminds them that there are 3 others. They are Safe from eviction this week only. However, they will pick the HOH. Wow, nice twist.

Eric is asking the 3 to give it to Kail. They will go ahead and pick Kail because she made the ride and was slimed and all. She is excited. I think she will be a major bitch. I can see a massive sucks hate on for her.

Now the other ones are not happy they other 3 are safe. Danielle is worried. So a series of everyone in the DR saying they don't feel safe.

Now they are pimping House Calls with Gretchen Massey. (officially, Marjealous is so fired )

Back from commercials, the REVEAL, "exect the unexpected". Some of you will be sleeping with your enemy, literally. (incest anyone? )

Julie hinting they can use this to their advantage. Danielle is gorgeious. Flame Boy has guessed Dustin is in the house and he is telling them that he got ghonerea from his boyfriend. The horror on the face upstairs is priceless Screencaps anyone??

The cheerleader is mortified. That little prissy boy downstairs is horrid. I hate him already.

Carol thinks she doesn't have a history, just someone from 7th grade. Jameka is hoping it isn't her old roommate. Danielle is guessing her dad in the DR. She wants to keep it quiet. And Joe is trying to start an alliance of 11.

Now Julie is having them come out. The girl, then dick, then the other one. Jessica is saying hi. Dick said, hello Danielle, and dick tells everyone. She is not happy to be outed. Joe looks mad.

Wow, danielle is crying. I lurves me some danielle Jameka and one of the gals are going over the her.

Last confessional Jameka "this is going to be a crazy and interesting summer"

OK, now who thinks it is fucking UNFAIR that we dont get to see these crucial next few days on the feeds? Probably by the time they put them on later tonite, the drama might be subsided into a nothing.

We will see. 8:54 pm. More commercials.

What, Eric is the America's player? I somehow don't see him pulling this off. This could give him a big advantage. He earns 10K for each 5 tasks he completes for America.

Now they are pimping the feeds and the new showtime after dark. and Pimping Pirate Master