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my gross dominos story.

This was when I lived in Surrey (picture a shitty version of Oakland and Fresno) and the local Dominos had floor to ceiling glass panes at the front and side, so it was kinda like Subway where you could see people making pizzas.

Driving by one evening in the summer, stuck at an intersection, I was staring at this HUGE woman rolling out dough on the counter with a steady flow of beads of sweat falling in the dough.
I didn't go there for a few months but what the hell, I figure the oven kills anything nasty. Except Hep C and maybe A.

This city has had some bad luck with pizza places. There was one place where someone tried to destroy a cut up dead body by putting it in a pizza oven. I don't think they ever figured out if it was murder or natural causes (he was an illegal immigrant and a relative of the owner who panicked???) BUT THEY KEPT ON BAKING PIZZAS IN THAT OVEN FOR MONTHS. How hot does a pizza oven get? No way it could totally incinerate a body. Meh, I guess we all just taste like chicken in the end.

But it was Surrey's version of the whole Pickton feeding murdered prostitutes to pigs and selling the bacon thing.