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Eh.

It's just balls.

They can't really hurt you. Most aren't very sharp.

It can be tough to get both in your mouth at the same time, but that's entirely ball-and-jaw dependent and variations in spatial ratios must be considered.

If the guy squats down too far there's a good chance you'll get some asshole smeared on your chin or eyebrows, depending upon his position.

A compass can help with this.

If you are going to chew on the balls, keep it restricted to small nibbles on the ball-sack skin ONLY. More aggressive chewing can result in serious injury or even DEATH. At the very least you can ruin an otherwise enchanting evening.

While you're there, it just makes sense to do a little salad-tossing, too. I mean... it's not much of a stretch, pardon the pun.

But it's OK to keep it restricted just to the balls.

Tomorrow we should talk about men's nipples -- so neglected. It makes me sad and I often want to cry.

I've had plenty of missed opportunities lately.

Sure wasn't going to let this one slip by!

Balls for all!