Abducted by aliens from Tau Ceti and subjected to a four-hour anal probe. He escaped after stabbing their leader through the forehead with a number 2 pencil and blowing the airlock with his telekinetic powers. The Defense Department demanded the pencil, but Coach refused to give it to them, stating that "it was all about Coach Wade."
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Posts: 66 (04/17/09 1:40 AM) |
Oh yeah--he's also the octuplets' father
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ThrowMeGabon |
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grodney |
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grodney |
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 Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6407 (04/17/09 6:21 AM) Registered User |
Can we merge this with the other thread?
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Posts: 718 (04/17/09 6:28 AM) Registered User |
Double Edged Sword wrote: Shit, I didn't even see this thread when I posted tourist guy to the other thread. |
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Posts: 285 (04/17/09 7:23 AM) |
If we get to the reunion show and coach is there and Jeff is showing pics documenting his strories and saying theyre all true I am going to go out in my garage
and cut my face off with a skilsaw :\
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 4112 (04/17/09 7:40 AM) Registered User |
Coach heard a tree fall in the woods when he wasn't even there
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 863 (04/17/09 7:49 AM) |
Stringer Bell 32 wrote: LOL good one You can't google any of his accomplishments though, they are handed down "orally" |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 288 (04/17/09 7:54 AM) |
What I want is for Wade to keep on telling his fantastic stories only to later have jeff debunk them one by one at the reunion until Wade starts crying and
runs off the stage.
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Posts: 13913 (04/17/09 7:54 AM) Registered user |
He travelled back in time and fought alongside William Wallace. As a result he was nearly drawn and quartered on orders of the King. But he escaped at the last
minute, and paddled away as fast as he could.
ETA: Coach just sent me this photo of him fighting with William Wallace (he had the foresight to bring a camera with him when he traveled back in time). Before today only three other people have seen this photo! 
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Posts: 865 (04/17/09 7:55 AM) |
Chuck norris is just another one of coaches 'personnas. Coach CAN be in two places at one time.
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grodney |
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Posts: 868 (04/17/09 8:15 AM) |
The book "Heart of Darkness" and the Movie "Apocolyps now" are both based on Wades life.
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Mswldflwr |
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Posts: 245 (04/17/09 8:18 AM) |
Coach went out and single-handedly captured Osama Bin Laden. Has him locked in his basement and is teaching him the path to peace and zen. Only then will the
world truly know who the True Master is.
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Posts: 4336 (04/17/09 8:25 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
DoucheCoach rested on the 7th day.....
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 290 (04/17/09 8:34 AM) |
What I wanna know is why does Douche use a Kayak when he can just walk on the river....
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I'll make a template of Coach so we can Photoshop him into different "accomplishments".
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