What if you were invited to a Survivor event?

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JaniTholeMyDolly		#61	[-]
Posts: 6028 (04/19/09 9:17 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Richard: How's prison life? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I found out a guy named Coach is the one that tipped off the IRS. He is 100% responsible for you being here. He gave them evidence, conspired with Mark Burnett, the whole deal. They really weren't to worried about you until Coach got into it. I promise you. When you get out I will have a shank ready. I am sure everyone there has taught you what to do with this shank. His name is Coach Wade and I will take you to him upon your release. Love and Kisses: JaniTholeMyDolly
WTFscissoring8		#62	[-]
Posts: 1121 (04/19/09 9:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	christy, someone has started a nationwide campaign making fun of deaf people and telling everyone that deaf people aren't as good as regular people. his name is coach, and he's standing right over there! here are three machine guns, a butcher knife, a grenade launcher, and a baseball bat just in case, ... you know. cheers!
Surfing Hippo in Trouble		#63	[-]
Posts: 961 (04/19/09 10:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Corinne! That guy over there isn't talking about you. His name is Coach Wade. Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson.
WTFscissoring8		#64	[-]
Posts: 1123 (04/19/09 10:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	natalie, that guy over there says that men and women are equals. his name is coach. here is a map showing you where his jugular vein is in case you want to teach him a lesson.
trickmind		#65	[-]
Posts: 947 (04/19/09 12:04 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So many of these are so good I can't even choose one to post the lbf for.
gervasemyman		#66	[-]
Posts: 953 (04/19/09 12:08 PM) I'm with STUPID! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey JFP! See that man over there? He killed your grandma. No.. really! I'm totally telling you the truth. Like he actually did. For real for real. I'm not lying!!! His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!"
trickmind		#67	[-]
Posts: 952 (04/19/09 12:28 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^Would JFP care?
TroubleInTampa		#68	[-]
Posts: 4963 (04/19/09 2:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think it would depend on how much JFP was going to inherit.
MonkeeSpanker		#69	[-]
Posts: 565 (04/19/09 2:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm sure Richie Hatch is loving prison, all the sex he can handle for free. That sounds like Gay Heaven.
MikeHaggarKJ		#70	[-]
Posts: 934 (04/19/09 3:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Brian Heidik! Doesn't that guy over there resemble a puppy dog a little bit? His name is Coach! Here's a bow and arrow. You know what to do."
blistering		#71	[-]
Posts: 3780 (04/19/09 4:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Truck! Chet was hoping you would drag him around through some tree stumps for old time sake." "Hey Lex, Rob said break's over, time to put the bitch leash back on." "Hey Big Tom, Billy was asking if you had a girl sheep named Candace and if so, could he borrow it?"
SurvivorArctic		#72	[-]
Posts: 16602 (04/19/09 5:03 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Rudy, see that guy over there with the top knot and tattoos? Yeah, he used an American flag to wipe his ass with in the washroom a few minutes ago. You might want to have a chat with him."
trickmind		#73	[-]
Posts: 957 (04/19/09 5:05 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^
MikeHaggarKJ		#74	[-]
Posts: 942 (04/19/09 5:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Alexis! See that man over there? He said that you lied your ass off when you played Survivor and that youre one of the biggest liars in the history of the game! He also said that you have no honor or integrity since you lied to and backstabbed all your friends! His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!"
JaniTholeMyDolly		#75	[-]
Posts: 6036 (04/19/09 7:02 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Frank! See that guy over there? He said you suck, your antler scraping was retarded and you and Brandon had sex during your movie date in Africa. Here is an old fashioned Army gun with a bayonet attached- go forth, Frank, go Forth." "Hey Ghandia! See that guy over there? He said you NEVER were raped- that you lead Ted on. Here is a huge dildo- go get him, girlfriend!" "Hey Ted! That guy over there? His nameis Coach and he said you're only 10%-15% happy with the wife you have! Here's a gun- *kill that cocksucker!"*
WTFscissoring8		#76	[-]
Posts: 1130 (04/19/09 7:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Hey Ben! See that man over there, in the mirror? He's a huge asshole and made you look like a huge asshole on national television for exposing you for who you truly are. He also knows the truth about you - that you never really accomplished or achieved any of the things you claim in your stories. His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!"
trickmind		#77	[-]
Posts: 961 (04/19/09 7:15 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ He'd end up with mirror shards in his face.
Mrpoopypants		#78	[-]
Posts: 298 (04/19/09 7:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey Joan Crawford ... see that Douche over there ..he puts all his frilly little dresses on wire hangers.
SurvivorArctic		#79	[-]
Posts: 16613 (04/19/09 7:19 PM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You guys need to learn subtlety. "Hey Danielle, see that guy over there? The one with the top knot and tattoos? He is a semi-professional film writer and fashion photographer. He was talking about you earlier. Something about needing a human stand in for a dead horse and how you would be PERFECT for the job."
TroubleInTampa		#80	[-]
Posts: 4972 (04/19/09 7:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SurvivorArctic wrote: You guys need to learn subtlety. "Hey Danielle, see that guy over there? The one with the top knot and tattoos? He is a semi-professional film writer and fashion photographer. He was talking about you earlier. Something about needing a human stand in for a dead horse and how you would be PERFECT for the job." You're rarely subtle, but that was good.

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