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 Osten Carty |
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Posts: 3990 (08/13/06 11:06 PM) |
 Dear Wanda, I absolutely LOVED you in Palau! You were my favorite since day one. I wish you were with me in Austrailia. Call me sometime and I'll set up a tea party with You, me, Maralyn, and Tina! It'll be so fun! You're still a winner in my book! ~~~Lovingly yours~~~ Kel 
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 481 (08/13/06 11:31 PM) |
 Dear Twatwaffle, Im writng you this letter to ask for your help in finding me a gig in LA! Im now singing Rap/Hip Hop and am quite good at it, Ive been practicing by rapping to my dog. I was thinking maybe you could line me up with some of your homeboys and we could get down in the recording studio. I know you are a busy man twatwaffle doing whatever it is you do, but write me back if you can help, i have started writng a new tune you might like called The Romber Shuffle! thanks Wanda 50cent Shirk 
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Alffmix |
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Posts: 6768 (08/13/06 11:32 PM) Registered User |
Dear Jonathan, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, FAT FUCK ! I FUCKING BEAT YA !!!! I GOT 19th PLACE, AND YOU GOT 20th !!!! HA !!!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING CRAP HOLE AND YOU PROBABLY LIKE GERMAN SCAT PORN !!! I WAS FAKING BEING NICE TO YOU ON THE BOAT !!! I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE JUST 1 OVARY ! I GOT 2 OF MY WOMAN SYMBOLS ! CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR YOU !!!! SEH-NAP !!! To my dearest friend, Jonathan HA ! FAKE AGAIN ! 
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RupertsScrotum |
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Posts: 481 (08/13/06 11:36 PM) |
I beat you by on minute ha!
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Alffmix |
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Posts: 6768 (08/13/06 11:45 PM) Registered User |
damn it happened to me twice today ! grrrrrr....
unless !!!!! ppl vote on the best letter !!! hahaha so desperate... the next person could start their letter with either jonathan or lex....which one inspires you more ??? lol... |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12586 (08/14/06 12:16 AM) Registered User |
The rule is that the second letter is lost in the mail...so Lex is next. I cannot do this one justice. Good luck to whoever decides to do it.
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garblue |
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Posts: 3007 (08/14/06 1:07 AM) Registered User |
 Wut up, bud? My washing machine broke. Gonna drop off a pile of clothes at your place. Youre gonna wash them for me. Thanks friend. You know what the word loyalty means, and thats why you can hold your head up high. Oh yeah, my lawn needs to be mowed. Id rather not use up any of the gas in my mower, so be an honorable person and bring your own mower to my place. A true friend, thats what you are. I have always thought you were one of the most stand-up guys I ever met. One more thing. Lately I have been getting my tattoos at this real seedy place run by HIV infected heroin addicts. I dont trust them to use sanitary needles, and a true friend like you would test them out for me. Youre gonna get pricked with all the the tattoo needles in that joint, well wait an appropriate amount of time, youll get an HIV test, and if you are negative, I'll be able to get that tattoo of a twat on my penis I have been wanting. Itll be like camouflage, dude. A trompe l'oeil! Dont you value friendship?! Dont you?! Love, Twatwaffle  |
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Ralph Wiggum for President |
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Posts: 1709 (08/14/06 11:40 AM) |
Dear Tom, Why won't you return my phone calls? I thought we had something. Didn't I mean anything to you? I bet I'm the only man you know that smells like fish. Mmmm... don't you miss those late nights in the jungle??? Please call me. I miss you. I love you. Yours forever, Ian  I really wanted to do this one to another season, cause I think we need more inter-season letters. But I had to do Tom. Just wish it was BIG Tom...that letter will be sooo fun to write (imagine the bad grammar and spelling!) Aff...yours have been great. I agree...this is a fun thread! |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12586 (08/14/06 3:11 PM) Registered User |
Damn, we already did Terry!
Dear Mitchell, For the last time, no, even though I live in New York, I'm not going to help you out with your Survivor Broadway musical. I'm not a "showtunes" kind of guy. I'm a freakin' NYC fireman! I like to do tough things, not that prissy stuff. Besides, I'm way too busy modeling for the new NYFD calendar. Tom 
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 Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 8608 (08/14/06 3:16 PM) |
dammit. i cant do pictures.
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rudyknowsbest |
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Posts: 6603 (08/14/06 3:45 PM) Registered user |
Dear Osten: I think its safe to say that we have a lot in common. Physically, mentally, emotionally, we were both drained. I thought they were gonna sneak us peanut butter sandwiches when the camera was off, but that didn't happen. We were both probably really irritated all the time. I had Jerri on my team, you had Lil. We both had furniture on our teams - I had Amber and you had Darrah. But there is one big difference between us - I had the passion and the burning fire within me to continue, and you did not. You quit. I stayed true. I will always own you in the Survivor history books. Laughing on the inside, Mitchell 
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7050 (08/14/06 3:46 PM) Registered User |
Dear Janu: Never mind, I quit. 
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Osten Carty |
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Posts: 3990 (08/14/06 3:51 PM) |
Dear Dolly, Hey it's Mitchell Olsen. We shared a brief, but very meaningful bottle and cork relationship on Saturday, I'm sure you remember it. Or maybe you don't. I just wanted to touch base. I figured sending text gets real old and tedious with the typing and whatnot. I figure it's better just to call up and leave a rambling message, which I'm great at. I enjoy meeting you, I knew as soon as you left, I would never see you again. You have your crew of people, I'm going somewhere and you're going somewhere else and I'm never going to see you again, that's how that went, so understood. For what it's worth, you did pass everything on my checklist, like I have a very lengthy checklist, and it's as if I really shouldn't even have a checklist. I mean at this point, I should probably talk to any woman who isn't like club footed and like an amputee. You have 4 limbs and you don't have bells palsy in a club so that probably ought to be a real good thing. But I do have a checklist, and as I recall you passed everything. With that in mind, if I don't catch up with you this weekend, if you don't make it back down or whatever, or already have plans, I will be happy to fly back down at some point and take you out to dinner like a civilized human being. So just let me know. I hope we catch up again, and if not, it was a pleasure to meet you. Thank you. From, Mitchell ps. you were better then Britney 
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rudyknowsbest |
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Posts: 6603 (08/14/06 3:52 PM) Registered user |
Lost in the mail, OC
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Osten Carty |
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Posts: 3990 (08/14/06 3:53 PM) |
fuck. Mitchell Olsen's Scott Van Pelt letter got LOST IN THE MAIL.
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Ralph Wiggum for President |
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Posts: 1709 (08/14/06 7:17 PM) |
 Double Edge! That was perfect!
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Alffmix |
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Posts: 6768 (08/14/06 7:32 PM) Registered User |
Fuck you Coby, It's not because your retarded autistic child is named Janu that I legaly have to babysit her everytime you ask ! Brushing my hair and my two trips a day to my private island where I can be alone and freak out take enough time of my life ! Stop calling !!! And I won't come to your beauty parlor anymore ! HA ! Janu 
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Ralph Wiggum for President |
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Posts: 1709 (08/14/06 7:38 PM) |
Dear Brian, I watched you in Guatemala, and honey child, I'd like to give you a piece of advice. Come out already. You're not fooling anyone. You'll feel so much better when you do. And when you do, call me. I'll be waiting. Sloppy kisses and tongues, Coby P.S. Did anyone ever tell you you look like Mitchell? 
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fsmdud |
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Posts: 1965 (08/14/06 8:36 PM) Registered user |
So far, the chain is:
Terry -- Dan -- Cindy -- Judd -- Scout -- Rupert -- Brady -- Clay -- Debb -- Twila -- Jon -- Nicole -- Tijuana -- Kel -- Wanda -- Lex -- Ian -- Tom W -- Mitchell -- Osten -- Janu -- Coby -- Brian C more more more, this shit rocks. |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 23037 (08/14/06 8:46 PM) >: | |
....also for the record, those are NOT my ghosties!!!
Shut up, Booger Bitch! Stop blaming your ghosties on me! I'm TRYING to like you! >: | |
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