Former Survivors' Chain Letter

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Alffmix	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#61	[-]
Posts: 6768 (08/14/06 8:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Tammy, this is an automatic message from the In Closet Gays and Lesbians website, on which you subscribed. You are cordially invited to our meeting, which will be held in Juneau, Alaska, the only state that allows these meetings. Many dildos activities will be held and many feminine buffets will be served by E-List stars like Dirk from Survivor : Borneo and that girl who wins the beauty pageant in Scary Movie 1. See ya there ! (Air fare, buffet and activities are not included) Brian Corridan, president.
RupertsScrotum	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#62	[-]
Posts: 481 (08/14/06 9:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sometime DES, you fucking slay me!!!!
garblue	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#63	[-]
Posts: 3007 (08/14/06 9:34 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Danni, I have a bone to pick with you. Do you think you are better than me? Cuz you are NOT! You think you are soooooo superior to everyone because you are a Christian. Remember that time I asked if I could borrow a pen? And you said Sorry, I dont have one on me? I was OFFENDED! Miss High and Mighty Christian is too good for me, apparently. And Ill have you know that at that Pediatric Aids Benefit, you parked in the space that I like to park in. You think you are the only one who deserves the spot shaded by the tree. Your Holier-Than-Thou attitude is not cool, not one bit. Very bitter, Tammy
FormerLongTimeLurker	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#64	[-]
Posts: 1718 (08/15/06 10:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damn it, Janu was already taken . . . I wanted Danni to send Janu a letter calling her fat. :-(
garblue	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#65	[-]
Posts: 3007 (08/15/06 10:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Send it to Ryan Shoulders!
rudyknowsbest	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#66	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/16/06 12:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Gary: You are a lying prick! I knew you were a football player the whole time, yet you continued to deny it. I saw your picture when I went to Western Michigan, and it reminded me of Brett Favre. I just KNEW you were a quarterback! You were already rich and didn't need the money anyway... But I digress. I'm hungry. I have already donated my million dollars to churches all around the world, and what have I gotten from God in return? Jack shit. Please help me out. I am starving. My bones are starting to poke out of my skin. I'll do anything. I'll like your ball for you if you wish. Please. I'll make you my new God. I eagerly await your response, Danni
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Posts: 0 (08/16/06 1:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dear Daniel Lue: I've banged cheerleaders tougher than you. Make me some rice, girl! Love, Gary
Osten Carty	Re: Former Survivors' Chain Letter	#68	[-]
Posts: 3990 (08/16/06 1:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Shii Ann, CHING CHONG CHALLA WALLA PING PONG ZING ZONG DING DONG KONECHIWA CHANG CHONG CHING CHUNG CHIN WONG WANG KUNG FU GENERAL TSAU MAO ZEDONG CHONG CHINGA LING DING DONG KARATE CHOP POO POO PLATTER SHING MING SUZUKI YAMAHA MITSUBISHI blinks a lot Honorably yours, Daniel
rudyknowsbest	Hi	#69	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/16/06 1:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Bruce: CHING CHONG CHALLA WALLA PING PONG ZING ZONG DING DONG KONECHIWA CHANG CHONG CHING CHUNG CHIN WONG WANG KUNG FU GENERAL TSAU MAO ZEDONG CHONG CHINGA LING DING DONG KARATE CHOP POO POO PLATTER SHING MING SUZUKI YAMAHA MITSUBISHI karate chop Honorably yours, Shi-Ann
SurvivorFanGP	Re: Hi	#70	[-]
Posts: 11935 (08/16/06 1:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Kimberly Stewart	Re: Hi	#71	[-]
Posts: 58 (08/16/06 1:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That's hot.
thejudgejoebrown	Re: Hi	#72	[-]
Posts: 76 (08/16/06 2:01 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Osten Carty	Re: Hi	#73	[-]
Posts: 3990 (08/16/06 2:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Judge Mathis > Judge Joe Brown
Osten Carty	Re: Hi	#74	[-]
Posts: 3990 (08/16/06 2:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Carl, Hello honorable Carl Bilancione. I am calling you because I am in need of dental work, thanks to whatshisname who hit me with a machete. Although I must admit that having my teeth messed up helped me bond with Danielle, I would really appriciate your services so that she'll stop calling me asking me to go out with her. Hope to hear back soon, Bruce ps. does your office have a bathroom?
Ralph Wiggum for President	Re: Hi	#75	[-]
Posts: 1709 (08/16/06 6:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear "Boston" Rob, I'd just like to congratulate you on the Red Sox championship two years ago. Wow, you waited a long time, didn't ya? Well, cherish it, cause it's the only one you'll get for the next 86 years. Josh Beckett is a pussy, and your GM is a pansy-assed Mama's boy. Oh, and your wife's a whore. Long live the Yankees. Carl
fsmdud	Re: Hi	#76	[-]
Posts: 1965 (08/16/06 8:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My dearest friend, Okay, for the 117th time, ... Would you get over it?? YOU GOT VOTED OUT. Stop leaving me messages on my answering machine. Verizon has service out in Bumblefuckton? Wow. I slit yaw throat, bitch, like a baby calf strolling on your shithole farm. Survivor isnt life, and it certainly hell aint yours. Go shove a banjo up your ass and play Toby keith all you want. Your white trash son almost talks as coherently as you do. You must be so proud. All the best, Boston Rob
smashbox	Re: Hi	#77	[-]
Posts: 1741 (08/16/06 10:31 PM) Spielberg Wannabe Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Deer Braihn, mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..geht beetin bah yo wahf..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..crahsboe..mumble..mumble..pahppy doge..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..mumble..Jaile..mumble..mumble..mumble.. Yaws troole Beeg Tome
SurvivorFanGP	Re: Hi	#78	[-]
Posts: 11935 (08/16/06 10:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the Tom/Tijuana ones are the best, so far.
rudyknowsbest	Re: Hi	#79	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/17/06 4:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Steph: I have something I need to dispose of I went a little too crazy with my crossbow.... Perhaps you can lend me a hand. I hope you like hot dogs. I've got the fire going. Bring a fork and help me get rid of the evidence... err, I mean chow down. Hurry please, Brian
rudyknowsbest	Re: Hi	#80	[-]
Posts: 6603 (08/17/06 4:24 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Keith: Even I wouldn't eat your shitty ass rice. Kisses Steph

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