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Posts: 4815 (04/21/09 12:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The only real failure in life is the failure to try. Remove this ad "One day my Fairy Godmother will come and rescue me from this horrible place. And she'll be like, 'You are going to this awesome totally fuckin' VIP party tonight.' And she'll wave her wand and turn my bike into a huge pumpkin. And then I'll make a salvia bong out of that pumpkin. And then my evil stepbrothers will walk in and be like, 'You idiot. Now you don't even have a bike.' And I'll be like, 'Yeah, whatever. You're just jealous because I have a magic pumpkin bong and crystal Vans.' And then I'll go to that party, and I'll meet Prince Cobrasnake. And he'll take, like, a million pictures of me licking Steve Aoki's face." http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/
El Bingo Gringo		#1	[-]
Posts: 2397 (04/21/09 01:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He, and your avi guy look familiar. Which one is you?
OuijaBroad		#2	[-]
Posts: 8754 (04/21/09 01:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think Bernie has those same shorts.
NotAnAnderson		#3	[-]
Posts: 71 (04/21/09 01:01 PM) Not really here Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope BuBo finds someone soon.
2ManyAndersons		#4	[-]
Posts: 9253 (04/21/09 01:02 PM) has no presence anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	checks out link Shit, a treasure trove of pretentious douchebaggery! ETA: Hey kooyah, I think I found the king of hipster douchebaggery here: LINK! I dare anyone to call that number. Last Edited By: 2ManyAndersons 04/21/09 01:21 PM. Edited 1 times.
youfist		#5	[-]
Posts: 2874 (04/21/09 01:49 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot Reply Quote More Recent Posts	kooyah wrote: "One day my Fairy Godmother will come and rescue me from this horrible place. And she'll be like, 'You are going to this awesome totally fuckin' VIP party tonight.' And she'll wave her wand and turn my bike into a huge pumpkin. And then I'll make a salvia bong out of that pumpkin. And then my evil stepbrothers will walk in and be like, 'You idiot. Now you don't even have a bike.' And I'll be like, 'Yeah, whatever. You're just jealous because I have a magic pumpkin bong and crystal Vans.' And then I'll go to that party, and I'll meet Prince Cobrasnake. And he'll take, like, a million pictures of me licking Steve Aoki's face." http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/ that is a fucking horrible beard. Red, no less. Does it get any worse than a ginger-hippy-wanna be? 1. Shave the beard or at least make it look less than a pile of mess. Think goatee or van dyke. 2. stop shaving your toof-pic legs, you look like a girl. 3. maybe try laying a salad bowl on your head and cutting around it for a slightly better cut that shaggy from scooby doo. That is it...you are a mixture of shaggy.. Joachim Pheonix and a chick

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