i just watched that kelly ripa bewitched music commercial.
i'll stuff her in first.
this fool
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celebrity woodchipper fun!!! |
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who would YOU stuff in the woodchipper.
i just watched that kelly ripa bewitched music commercial. i'll stuff her in first. this fool
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2ManyAndersons |
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Every last one of them.
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snowboarders only |
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Aww I thought there would be a link to a website where you can virtually send celebrities through a wood chipper.
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dmb154678 |
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no, just picture her going in (screaming) and coming out (in pieces)
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2ManyAndersons |
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Virtually just wouldn't do.
Actually, the VH1 reality douches I would feed them in halfway, pull them out and then feed the rest to piranhas. |
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LazyBedstarr |
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I'll go with anything that ends in Kardashian.
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factoryhurl |
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dmb154678 |
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i guess i'm a kelly hata
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factoryhurl |
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a woodchipper is too good for that slag.
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SmrtAss |
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Good choice, fac. (Gwynnie)
LiLo, BritBrit, Paris, Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson, all Kardashians, Speidi (I'm ashamed to admit I know who they are), Lauren Conrad. Those would be a good start. Oh, add Madonna. |
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squashthebeef |
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Yeah, you could clog the thing with real housewife fodder.
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factoryhurl |
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go to gwyneth's site and you will hate her even more. goop.com
Spring is Springing Spring is springing! The optimism inherent in the first blossoms says it all - that is, until you realize that bathing suit season is closer than you think. As it is wholly unrealistic to follow those "10 Days to a Bathing Suit-Ready Body" routines expecting to actually achieve a... |
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SmrtAss |
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Yeah. No.
I've read about goop, no reason to actually visit the site. She needs to go through the chipper twice. |
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dmb154678 |
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i think i loathe her enough already. i like to spread it out.
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hossc |
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This sounds like a job for the talents of Blistering!
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Check out the couple behind her. "I wasn't looking at her, Martha!! Honest injun!!" |
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lurkylurky |
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You just hate cute women.
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Pahrump Mania |
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factoryhurl |
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dmb154678 |
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lurkylurky wrote: but i love you. |
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