Last night, a drunk guy stole my car while I was in the middle of a delivery. The cops got him immediately, returned my car and are
charging him with grand theft auto. Then, on my last delivery of the night, a drunk girl decided to run a red light and smash into my car. The cops brought her
to the same hospital I went to (awkward lobby room LOL) for her blood work. I mean, my neck and back are hurting, but I definitely exaggerated it so that I can
milk as much money out of her insurance as possible. Next semester is practically going to be free for me, and I'm going to get a new car just like I
wanted. Additionally, they were both education majors, so they have wasted all their time/money/energy for degrees that they can't use anymore since they
will never get hired. LOL WORST/BEST SHIFT EVER <333. Enjoy jail you two :).
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Posts: 603 (04/25/09 10:21 AM) Registered user |
Rly?
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Posts: 1634 (04/25/09 10:22 AM) Thinks Jay Leno is funny
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Wow, you sound like such a compassionate person. Way to drive up insurance costs for everyone.
Also, why would an education major not get a job? There is always a need for teachers. Might be a dip right now, due to the economy, but you can say that about every job category. |
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khnum |
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Posts: 22637 (04/25/09 10:22 AM) Registered User |
lol. Insurance fraud. <3
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40778 (04/25/09 10:23 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Way to fall for the trap, saps.
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Posts: 428 (04/25/09 10:34 AM) |
Maybe it's a Pennsylvania thing, but PA schools do not hire college grads who have anything on their criminal records related to alcohol. Underage, drunk
in public, DUI...DUI while committing a felony.
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Posts: 18427 (04/25/09 10:34 AM) All your ghosts are belong to us |
Yeah, because the insurance company won't send you onto additional doctors.
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IFY0USEEKATE |
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Posts: 1687 (04/25/09 10:42 AM) Lost soul |
Your neck? Your back?
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BBSpencer |
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Posts: 429 (04/25/09 10:45 AM) |
I already had a small fracture in my neck from a previous accident, so all I have to do is say she reaggravated it and now I can barely move my head without
pain :'( $$$$. Xrays/CT/MRI from this morning all pretty much confirmed it anyway.
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khnum |
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Posts: 22640 (04/25/09 10:48 AM) Registered User |
PA OWNAGE <3
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Posts: 26698 (04/25/09 10:49 AM) MESS member |
good luck on the new car thingie unless you have gap insurance - you only get what your car's worth at the time of the crash
last time my car was totalled, I barely got enough to make a down payment on a new one |
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Posts: 22202 (04/25/09 11:11 AM) Registered User |
BBSpencer wrote:Saved for blackmail purposes. Hey dumbfuck...you posted your rl name, school, info last week. So Uncle hoss will be requiring a new Samsung 50'' tv plus sammy blu-ray player to stop my further ruining of your lawsuit. oh, did you tell the medics you may be hiv+ ? |
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 10552 (04/25/09 11:11 AM) Registered user |
I see what you did there. |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 3228 (04/25/09 11:17 AM) Registered User |
Usually people don't broadcast on the internet that they're committing fraud.
Next time.... |
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sadllama |
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Posts: 5856 (04/25/09 11:19 AM) |
You are a reprehensible human being.
And kind of my hero. |
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nedloh3 |
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Posts: 4561 (04/25/09 11:20 AM) Registered user |
What do you deliver?
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Posts: 19684 (04/25/09 12:20 PM) Fatty McBadmom |
oh for the love of fuck...
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Posts: 9960 (04/25/09 12:22 PM) |
I love this thread. |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 7964 (04/25/09 12:23 PM) Registered User |
It sounds like you have a shitty job.
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donbrasco4 |
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Posts: 1924 (04/25/09 12:32 PM) Registered user |
nedloh3 wrote:I'll take pizzas for $10, Alex. |
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hossc |
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Posts: 22206 (04/25/09 12:35 PM) Registered User |
"Great" job, douche! Shitty job, shitty school, shitty "life" . 10 cent brain. go you! |
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