Duke of Nerd wrote:
Did anybody else notice the one masseur chick had like VAMPIRE FANGS.!!1/???
FOR REALS.....I think her teeth were sharpened.
I saw it! Wasn't it Luke's masseuse? She should've sucked his blood.
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Foot torture appreciation.
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Posts: 1748 (04/26/09 9:50 PM) |
I saw it! Wasn't it Luke's masseuse? She should've sucked his blood. |
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Posts: 1 (04/26/09 10:06 PM) |
Did you see Luke Crying during the Foot Work? He was biting his hat, he was very good at it because he is a pillow biter anyway. When Luke masturbates be uses
his left hand so it feels like a stranger while biting his right wrist. It's on You Tube, It's gotta be true...
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Libra is a Whore Slut Skank |
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Posts: 1041 (04/26/09 10:16 PM) |
Geez at how long it takes to load. 
Last Edited By: Libra is a Whore Slut Skank
04/26/09 11:11 PM.
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A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 9134 (04/27/09 3:59 AM) Registered User |
More Roadblocks that only take 10 minutes and give no chance to change the order of placements, pls
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 11431 (04/27/09 5:22 AM) Registered user |
Luke's mom during the task
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diRkdARyL.survivorphilipp... |
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Posts: 743 (04/27/09 5:45 AM) |
TimmyTAR wrote:Fixed. Cara in RB <3 eviL theRAPISTS (speciaLLy the sharp-teethed one) <3 .. LoLoLoLoL |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 805 (04/27/09 7:52 AM) |
A Dying Clown wrote:I know, and it was not like anyone was going to yell uncle. At least not at this stage of the race - all the stragglers have already been eliminated. |
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Posts: 1163 (04/27/09 7:54 AM) I'm with STUPID! |
That uncle shit was so dumb. You yell uncle and then they stop but they start again from the beginning? Who would do that?
If they insisted on doing it like that it should've been like if you yell uncle then you get a half an hour penalty or something. And wtf @ uncle. |
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A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 9141 (04/27/09 8:25 AM) Registered User |
And wtf @ uncle.The safe words should have been "DAAAAH" and "Bob", which would limit Luke's vocabulary enough that he'd have to shut up for 10 minutes. |
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 305 (04/27/09 8:29 AM) |
I had a foot massage when I was in Hong Kong.
It hurts at first but after a few minutes you'll get used to it. |
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Posts: 4 (04/27/09 11:33 AM) |
Luke was actually crying. His left foot has a nasty pressure sore on the heal. He was biting his hat like the pro that he is, A Professional Pillow Biter. He
was screaming , "Dough, Dough, Dohhooo".~! I wonder if Luke will ever cut the cord and leave his mother, the same way Melissa & Joan Rivers stay
together. That was some great TV last night...
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amsm07 |
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Posts: 58 (04/27/09 12:42 PM) |
A Dying Clown wrote:yes please. more, more... foot torture roadblock <3 <3 <3 |
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 5566 (04/27/09 12:44 PM) Registered User |
Cara and Kisha were effing hilarious during this. Kisha's eyes bulging out of her head while she bit her shirt was amazing. <3 |
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MTeaCups |
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Posts: 1091 (04/27/09 4:02 PM) Registered User |
I'd love a screen shot of the masseuse who had the evil glint in her eye.
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Posts: 5418 (04/27/09 9:47 PM) Registered User |
Instead of getting a foot massage, Luke should have been waterboarded.
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 168 (04/27/09 11:25 PM) |
Cara was a real gamer, though. She has a "thing" about her feet, according to her intro vid, so this was REALLY hard for her. The only person
who handled it well was Tammy...I wonder if she's been through it before? I've had the deep tissue massages before, and they can hurt like a bitch!
It feels so good when they stop, though! Even a pedicure massage is difficult for some people, so this must have been like torture!
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survivorisdabest |
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Posts: 2864 (04/28/09 1:41 AM) Registered User |
funniest road block in a long time!!! I loved it so much!!!
hahahhaa i loved cara sitting there crying and keesha watching in horror |
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Level Banks |
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Posts: 72 (04/28/09 2:54 AM) |
unduli clone wrote: I don't know if it was any more hilarious than all the other times Kisha's eyes are bulging out of her head. |
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Posts: 1713 (04/28/09 3:13 AM) |
Zen Expert Tammy ftw <3
Kisha & Cara ownage <3 Luke being the only guy doing it yet being the one who was almost in %$$#$ absolute OWNAGE <3 |
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Posts: 634 (04/28/09 7:24 AM) |
best road block in a long time this season.
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