Top 15 Moments (cause I couldn't narrow it down to 10)
If you haven't watched the finale, there are some inclusions from there (12 onwards?) so you might not want to read this.
15. Random Nose Whistle Blowing Guy in Jaipur
Ultimate Randomness. Best greeting ever! Can you disagree? No. Unfortunately, there are too many better moments.
14. Jen's Meltdown in China due to Water then drinks too much water causing her to Pee.
I think this is self-explanatory. She can't swim and wants to quit. The next leg she drinks too much water and has to pee so misses out on the final 3 by mere minutes.
13. Foot Massage Roadblock
aka, Cara's orgasm face, Kisha biting her *$!%%*, Tammy's Zen Pose and Luke being the only one about to cry.
12. Random Woman Jaime/Cara's Taxi Driver called in Hawaii
You need to tell your passengers that I am not their personal concierge. I cannot be looking for directions for them
Next thing Jaime calls the police who gives them directions.
11. Christie/Jodi being Bottom 2 Goddesses.
Well we usually have bottom 2 goddesses in TAR but they don't last past say Leg 3/4. Christie/Jodi came in dead last (thanks to their wrong choice of train) but somehow manage to outdo Preston/Jennifer! Wow! Then they continue being random luls in the next leg, dead last again. Christie/Jodi need to go to some wood cutter to get their next clue and they misinterpreted the whole clue. Instead, they pick up some branches and wood and go around looking for a saw to cut their wood. When they cut it they thought 'zomg we need to get it stamped!'. They spend forever looking around for a stamp person till they found out that they did all that for nothing.
After that they lost to Mark/Micheal in leg 3 in a footrace (unfortunately, this was pretty much spelling out what would happen in the Jaipur leg). Leg 4 they suddenly become the winners (zomg!) by random luck and then after that, they become bottom goddesses again (saved by NEL). They looked like they could survive Leg 6 (damn you Mark/Michael, why can't your penalties come earlier) and continue their status as Bottom 2 Goddesses but sadly it wasn't meant to be. Also, they acknowledged their Bottom 2 Goddesses status which is major
10. Tranny Karaoke Detour
Mark/Michael thought they were women. Jen's
random confessional about them
'I had three questions.
Are these people men?
*forgot the second one*
Why am I singing karaoke in a taxi with trannies?'
09. This is Lufthansa.
Mark/Michael: We realized that the phone is a very important tool on the race to get better airline flights.
Taxi calls Jaime/Cara's taxi driver.
Mark/Michael: Hello? Is this Lufthansa Airlines?
Jaime/Cara *to each other*: What? Lufthansa?
Jaime/Cara's Confessional: We're gonna bullshit them.
Cara: Yes this is Lufthansa Airlines. We have a flight departing tomorrow morning.
Mark/Michael: Okay.
08. Camel Kicks Guy's Crotch
I wish I had a screencap or video but I can't be arsed to find one so you have to rely on memory.
But still...
07. Cheese Task
Random as the things all broke and teams started
to toss their cheese down the hill hoping they could find them later. They also slid down the hill, rolled their cheese down the hill amongst many. Oh and
Jennifer's breakdown . Christie/Jodi magically surviving
06. Jaime tries to kill her Taxi Driver with her Roaming Gnome
Words can't describe this but if you've seen last week's episode you know what happened. Props to the Roaming Gnomes getting dressed in various costumes and also at Jaime/Cara changing in their
taxi into bikinis in the final leg. Oh, include Jaime's random taxi moments into here and you realize how great it was seeing Jaime literally flip out on
every taxi driver she's with.
05. Jen has no Underwear & Christie wears a very revealing thong.
You know the drill.
04. Victor has a meltdown in Romania.
I think the Victor haters on Sucks were in heaven when that happened and they loved watching this scene over and over. Best meltdown this season.
03. Margie dies.
All of sucks erupted in joy.
02. JEN VS LUKE / MARGIE VS KISHA
This was the most discussed topic for about two weeks since they previews came on and everyone just erupted in joy when Jen called Luke a bitch (which everyone acknowledged so) and when Jen got pushed into the cluebox, everyone erupted in rage as Luke was now public enemy #1. Props to the bird that bit Luke's hand, everyone loves you
And for number one...
Spoiler if you haven't watched the latest episode.
01. Luke/Margie come in 3rd and lose out to Gingerbeasts Jaime/Cara & your generic azn team Victor/Tammy.
Are you in joy? I sure am. Most of you probably are too @ them leading the pack all the way up till the surfboard where we
have another one of Luke's meltdown.
Heads up Margie, Luke isn't great at this stuff. he fucked up Chekhov, he was bound to fuck this one up again
I'll be ranking er... Other stuff after this I guess?
If you haven't watched the finale, there are some inclusions from there (12 onwards?) so you might not want to read this.
15. Random Nose Whistle Blowing Guy in Jaipur
Ultimate Randomness. Best greeting ever! Can you disagree? No. Unfortunately, there are too many better moments.
14. Jen's Meltdown in China due to Water then drinks too much water causing her to Pee.
I think this is self-explanatory. She can't swim and wants to quit. The next leg she drinks too much water and has to pee so misses out on the final 3 by mere minutes.
13. Foot Massage Roadblock
aka, Cara's orgasm face, Kisha biting her *$!%%*, Tammy's Zen Pose and Luke being the only one about to cry.
12. Random Woman Jaime/Cara's Taxi Driver called in Hawaii
You need to tell your passengers that I am not their personal concierge. I cannot be looking for directions for them
Next thing Jaime calls the police who gives them directions.
11. Christie/Jodi being Bottom 2 Goddesses.
Well we usually have bottom 2 goddesses in TAR but they don't last past say Leg 3/4. Christie/Jodi came in dead last (thanks to their wrong choice of train) but somehow manage to outdo Preston/Jennifer! Wow! Then they continue being random luls in the next leg, dead last again. Christie/Jodi need to go to some wood cutter to get their next clue and they misinterpreted the whole clue. Instead, they pick up some branches and wood and go around looking for a saw to cut their wood. When they cut it they thought 'zomg we need to get it stamped!'. They spend forever looking around for a stamp person till they found out that they did all that for nothing.
After that they lost to Mark/Micheal in leg 3 in a footrace (unfortunately, this was pretty much spelling out what would happen in the Jaipur leg). Leg 4 they suddenly become the winners (zomg!) by random luck and then after that, they become bottom goddesses again (saved by NEL). They looked like they could survive Leg 6 (damn you Mark/Michael, why can't your penalties come earlier) and continue their status as Bottom 2 Goddesses but sadly it wasn't meant to be. Also, they acknowledged their Bottom 2 Goddesses status which is major
10. Tranny Karaoke Detour
Mark/Michael thought they were women.
Jen's
random confessional about them
'I had three questions.
Are these people men?
*forgot the second one*
Why am I singing karaoke in a taxi with trannies?'
09. This is Lufthansa.
Mark/Michael: We realized that the phone is a very important tool on the race to get better airline flights.
Taxi calls Jaime/Cara's taxi driver.
Mark/Michael: Hello? Is this Lufthansa Airlines?
Jaime/Cara *to each other*: What? Lufthansa?
Jaime/Cara's Confessional: We're gonna bullshit them.
Cara: Yes this is Lufthansa Airlines. We have a flight departing tomorrow morning.
Mark/Michael: Okay.
08. Camel Kicks Guy's Crotch
I wish I had a screencap or video but I can't be arsed to find one so you have to rely on memory.
But still...
07. Cheese Task
Random
as the things all broke and teams started
to toss their cheese down the hill hoping they could find them later. They also slid down the hill, rolled their cheese down the hill amongst many. Oh and
Jennifer's breakdown . Christie/Jodi magically surviving
06. Jaime tries to kill her Taxi Driver with her Roaming Gnome
Words can't describe this but if you've seen last week's episode you know what happened. Props to the Roaming Gnomes getting dressed in various costumes and also
at Jaime/Cara changing in their
taxi into bikinis in the final leg. Oh, include Jaime's random taxi moments into here and you realize how great it was seeing Jaime literally flip out on
every taxi driver she's with.
05. Jen has no Underwear & Christie wears a very revealing thong.
You know the drill.
04. Victor has a meltdown in Romania.
I think the Victor haters on Sucks were in heaven when that happened and they loved watching this scene over and over. Best meltdown this season.
03. Margie dies.
All of sucks erupted in joy.
02. JEN VS LUKE / MARGIE VS KISHA
This was the most discussed topic for about two weeks since they previews came on and everyone just erupted in joy when Jen called Luke a bitch (which everyone acknowledged so) and when Jen got pushed into the cluebox, everyone erupted in rage as Luke was now public enemy #1. Props to the bird that bit Luke's hand, everyone loves you
And for number one...
Spoiler if you haven't watched the latest episode.
01. Luke/Margie come in 3rd and lose out to Gingerbeasts Jaime/Cara & your generic azn team Victor/Tammy.
Are you in joy? I sure am. Most of you probably are too
@ them leading the pack all the way up till the surfboard where we
have another one of Luke's meltdown.
Heads up Margie, Luke isn't great at this stuff. he fucked up Chekhov, he was bound to fuck this one up again
I'll be ranking er... Other stuff after this I guess?
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