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Posts: 4770 05/09/09 11:32 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg 3000!!!!!!!! fun fact: i have an average of 900 posts a year at sucks <3 I used my 1000th post in cook islands to make an Adumb hate thread and I used my 2000th post accidentally while ranting about some random contestant in the midst of a seething rage, so it is only fitting that i will use my 3000th post to vent ALL of my rage at every survivor that has ever made me (and the rest of the world) go O_O, UGH, and on a regular basis. So yeah i kind of still need to write the list but that will take like 3 minutes and i am making up writeups as i go because i am lazy so i should be able to do a random update any time in 5 mins. OK feel free to discuss who you think are the most vile contestants ~evah~. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ List #1: The most despicable, atrocious and VILE survivors ever (Pages 1 to 14) 30 most despicable, atrocious and VILE survivors ever: Spoiler [+] #30 - Gillian Babymurderer (Gabon) #29 - Dan Barry (Exile Island) #28 - Adumb Gentry (Cook Islands) #27 - Christy Pornqueen (Amazon) #26 - Anthony Losernerdbitch (Fiji) #25 - Joel Anderson (Micronesia) #24 - Alicia Callaway (All stars) #23 - Kathy Vavrick O'Bitchface (All stars) #22 - Big Tom (All stars) #21 - Lisa Keiffer (Vanuatu) #20 - Zoe Zanakandidskands (Marquesas) #19 - Carl RichBitch (Africa) #18 - Bob Crowley (Gabon) #17 - Erik Huffman (China) #16 - Joanna Ward (Amazon) #15 - Alex Angrybitch (Fiji) #14 - Marcus O_O (Gabon) #13 - Andrew Savage (Pearl Islands) #12.5 - Roger Sexton (Amazon) #12 - The General (Marquesas) #11 - Brooke Struck (Guatemala) #10 - Charlie Herschel (Gabon) #9 - Terry Dietz (Exile Island) #8 - Rupert Boneham (Pearl Islands and All stars) #7 - Jeanne Hebert (Amazon) #6 - Lex Van de Berghe (Africa and All stars) #5 - Denise Martin (China) #4 - Ozzy Lusth (Cook islands and Micronesia) #3 - Tina Wesson (Australian Outback and All stars) #2 - Alexis Jones (Micronesia) #1 - Earl Cole (Fiji) Honourable mentions: Spoiler [+] Gregg, Bubba, Brandon Q, BB, Melissa McNutty, Leann, Chet, Chad, Kel, Jolanda, Stephanie, GC Random mini list: ANTM 2 girls (ranked on page 7) Spoiler [+] 12-ana 11-yoanna 10-mercedes 9-heather 8-xiomara 7-bethany 6-sarah 5-jenascia 4-shandi 3-april 2-camille 1-catie Random mini list: Tocantins least favourites (on page 8) LIST #2: My Favourite 25 ANTM girls (Pages 16 to 23) Spoiler [+] #25 - Kyle (Cycle 5) #24 - Kathleen (Cycle 8) #23 - Jaslene (Cycle 8) #22 - Sheena (Cycle 11) #21 - Ann (Cycle 3) #20 - Dionne (Cycle 8) #19 - Adrianne (Cycle 1) #18 - Chantal (Cycle 9) #17 - Elyse (Cycle 1) #16 - Caridee (Cycle 6) #15 - Eva (Cycle 3) #14 - Celia (Cycle 12) #13 - Brooke (Cycle 6) #12 - Norelle (Cycle 3) #11 - Allison (Cycle 12) #10 - Samantha (Cycle 11) #9 - Camille (Cycle 2) #8 - Natalie (Cycle 12) #7 - Catie (Cycle 2) #6 - Jenah (Cycle 9) #5 - Melrose (Cycle 7) #4 - Analeigh (Cycle 11) #3 - Lisa (Cycle 5) #2 - Natasha (Cycle 8) #1 - Jade (Cycle 6) LIST #3: Top 10 ANTM fights (Pages 25 to 31) Spoiler [+] #10 - Lauren vs Fatima #9 - Elina/Marjorie vs Sheena/Sam #8 - Jade vs Anyone in her drunken path #7 - Lisa vs Coryn #6 - Saleisha vs Bianca #5 - Dominique vs Whitney/Lauren/Claire #4 - Fatima vs every other black girl in the competition #3 - Ebony vs Robin and her god squad #2 - Aminat/Teyona/Thalia vs Natalie/Allison/Celia #1 - Ann/Eva vs Jennipher/Amanda LIST #4: Top 20 hottest survivor girls (Pages 32 to 36) Spoiler [+] #20- Dolly Neely #19- Stephenie LaGrossa #18- Mary Sartain #17- Brianna Varela #16- Misty Giles #15- Ami Cusack #14- Danielle Dilorenzo #13- Kim Mullen #12- Parvati Shallow #11- Sarah Jones #10- Kelly Czarnecki #9- Candace Smith #8- Heidi Strobel #7- Jenna Morasca #6- Jenn Lyon #5- Amanda Kimmel #4- Amber Brkich/Mariano #3- Sydney Wheeler #2- Natalie White #1- Julie Berry POSSIBLE FUTURE LISTS (suggestions please): -10 most vile ANTM contestants ever -Best 10 and Worst 10 TAR teams ever -Dabest 40 survivors ever Last Edited By: survivorisdabest 07/04/10 02:16 AM. Edited 56 times.
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Posts: 829 05/09/09 11:36 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lisi Corinne Alex Bell Rupert All four better make it
it is a mystery		#2	[-]
Posts: 3155 05/09/09 11:41 PM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jenn Lyon
JasonSiskaLulz		#3	[-]
Posts: 10185 05/09/09 11:46 PM What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	anyone who ever cast a vote against ben "coach" wade ftw
Spanky Hot Dog		#4	[-]
Posts: 15152 05/10/09 12:20 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JasonSiskaLulz wrote: anyone who ever cast a vote against ben "coach" wade ftw X
pinoyako		#5	[-]
Posts: 12035 05/10/09 12:33 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spanky Hot Dog wrote: JasonSiskaLulz wrote: anyone who ever cast a vote against ben "coach" wade ftw X X (except Debbie)
Thailandsurvivor		#6	[-]
Posts: 11277 05/10/09 12:50 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lindsey/Brandon/Silas/Jenna M./Jenna L. for the top 5.
snowboarders only		#7	[-]
Posts: 8492 05/10/09 12:53 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	it is a mystery wrote: Jenn Lyon Le Gasp Dead.To.Me. Spoiler [+] not really :)
survivorisdabest		#8	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 02:17 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG I just listed every survivor that i have ever had a seething hate for and there are 48 of them so i will now change this to a list of 30 updates title
survivorisdabest		#9	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 02:42 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#30 - Gillian Babymurderer (Survivor Gabon) Main reason that she is despicable, atrocious and VILE: She tortures infants O_O I would have never even considered putting this demonhag on the list until last week where i discovered her disturbing facebook page where she documents each of her infant torturing sessions and her desperation to get back on the show (WTFFFF SHE WAS IN ONE EPISODE). Seriously wtf the above picture is her grandson 3 hours after he was born, and she has already wrapped him up in a buff. what the HELL? take your creepy survivor obsession elsewhere seriously she is mental. she is one of those people who has no life so the moment they go on survivor it is the biggest thing they have ever ever ever done on their life by far and they have no friends back home so they desperately try and stay friends with the cast and go to all the survivor events. Here is her descrïption of the album she made on facebook where this pic was: For 8 years I was a "Survivor Wannabe" and now I am a "Survivor Wannaback". I wore my Wannabe shirt " looking for a Survivor Scout" everywhere and that can be seen on Youtube under Gillians Journey to Survivor. I will now start a whole new collection of photos in my new awesome Wannaback shirt. Watch this page for photos as I take them. I am back in training. I am walking 20 miles a week,lap swimming 4 hrs a week,3 hrs water aerobics a week and back in the gym. I want back in and this time I am not sure I will kill everyone (and mainly myself) with kindness. Oh yea, I am starting to run but am still useless especially without Matty at my rea or should I say on my rear so vile.
JasonSiskaLulz		#10	[-]
Posts: 10185 05/10/09 02:47 AM What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	fail, lost all credibility, worst thread ever etc
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survivorisdabest		#11	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 02:50 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg i will also add honourable mentions to include my most hated contestants that did not make the top 30. Honourable mention #1 - Gregggggg (Survivor Palau) Worst offenses: -Hating on Queen Steph for no reason other than bitter jealousy and intimidation -Randomly out of nowhere coming up with the most insane and brutal speech of Palau, attacking innocent whale Katie who is a hilarious g.oddess Last Edited By: survivorisdabest 05/10/09 11:52 PM. Edited 1 times.
survivorisdabest		#12	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 02:51 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gillian is a demon and belongs on any list of vile survivors
Thailandsurvivor		#13	[-]
Posts: 11277 05/10/09 02:54 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JasonSiskaLulz wrote: fail, lost all credibility, worst thread ever etc First time I have agreed with Lulz since SE2.
survivorisdabest		#14	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 04:50 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MOAR honourable mentions...... Honourable mention #2 - Bubba (Survivor Vanuatu) Main offences: -being fat (I'm sorry but i really really really hate fat people so he couldn't have done anything to avoid this list) Honourable mention #3 - Brandon Quinton O_O (Survivor Africa) Main offences: -this photo -single handedly ruining the entire season by siding with the even more vile Lex and voting off ~dabest~ contestant of the season and overall sweetheart spunky hilarious g.oddess Kelly Goldsmith (<3)
survivorisdabest		#15	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 04:53 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Clue for #29.. Spoiler [+] Truly demonic
ncassaro		#16	[-]
Posts: 2347 05/10/09 05:49 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HonoUrable? Is that a word? (n.b. Shakespeare's English was much closer to American English than Commonwealth English. We have preserved the language... they have tainted it, so really only American English is correct. Take your fucking nappies and lorries elsewhere please, Shakespeare hates it.)
survivorisdabest		#17	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 06:27 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shakespeare is gay and im not even british O_O
A Dying Clown		#18	[-]
Posts: 12584 05/10/09 06:29 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Luke FTW, assuming you pretend he's a Survivor contestant
survivorisdabest		#19	[-]
Posts: 4770 05/10/09 06:57 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Luke would definately be #1 if this were TAR, but he would probably curl up and die after 3 hours on survivor if Margie wasn't there
JackSparrowBauer		#20	[-]
Posts: 9076 05/10/09 07:30 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	this list is going to be hilarious. wtf at Gillian wrapping that baby in a buff 3 hours after he was born. That's really creepy.
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Dabest ranks his top 40 survivors (#36 on page 39)

Dabest ranks his top 40 survivors (#36 on page 39)