Anyway, kids...I gotta run, but just remember. God's a big ol' Cock, but he does exist.
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Hey, kids! While I...ah...appreciate the sentiment, you're joking, right? I mean...it's fucking GOD, y'know? The Big Bad! Told ol' Abe to make
his kid into the shiskabob there and he said 'Hey, lemme get some pineapple!' Dude has some o' them...you know...You know how you think you want a
cookie, but then you think 'Oh, man...there's like fat and chemicals and shit that'll like...make me all diseased and stuff.' You know?
THAT'S GOD. The guy is like a big punk, you know? No, no...you go around all 'Hey, man...I don't believe in you', he'll have you diddling
yourself to Gay Asian Gopher Porn and thinking "Oh my GOD, this is like the best Asian Gopher Porn EVER!" Nope, you wanna stick it to the Big Guy?
You go out and start practicing that Anal Rape. He really hates the Anal Rape. And...I dunno. Kill something fuzzy, play with yourself and...ah...lick some
feces. He, ah, man, he hates the feces.
Anyway, kids...I gotta run, but just remember. God's a big ol' Cock, but he does exist. |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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token lunatic |
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Supreme ruler..who knows. I suppose the supreme ruler would know. I stoutly refuse that humans are the pinnacle of achievement in this or any universe. Maybe
if we are still radiating from the big bang, time is radiating; therefore, one day, we will evolve into higher forms of intelligence, create a Hal, who will
create a God, who will create existence, ad infinitum.
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Yeaster |
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I still believe in God, but I no longer believe in religion.
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ashley madison |
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never believed, never went to church
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Duke of Nerd wrote: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! (yeah, yeah pie, I'll get to your swear jar thread in a fucking minute.....) Weems and I think exactly the same way on this..... hold me. :shivers: |
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Je Fa |
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HIV/AIDS was just so hard to reconcile with a benevolent deity, or even a homophobic one (considering that not everyone who had the buttsecks got it)
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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I don't see how any one person can say there is or isn't a God. There isn't definitive proof that he doesn't exist, and there isn't any
that says he does exist.
I personally believe there is, but I don't shut out the possibility there may not be one. |
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token lunatic |
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Je Fa wrote: I thought you believed in accountibility. So why blame a supreme patsy. |
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Je Fa |
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You have to believe in something in order to blame it |
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token lunatic |
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Umkay, then AIDS is the planet's way of trying to cull the herd, scientifically speaking.(Your POV)
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Je Fa |
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no, it's a virus' way of making a living
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Lovelway |
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My parents were atheists since before I was born, so I never believed in God. I went to church for the first time when I was a teenager, and that's because
I was spending the weekend with my Baptist friend and had no choice.
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Modesty |
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Never did. Never even crossed my mind. I enjoyed my teacher reading the stories from the bible and us pupils drawing pictures of those events - but I never
associated it with believing in god or any miracles. I was (and is) a big fan of fairytales so I suppose I put those stories in the same cathegory.
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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Pseudo Propaganda wrote: Did this realization happan during your 2 1/2 year crazy stint? |
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The Lord God |
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I've counted 22 souls in this thread thou art truly fucked. |
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RoMa |
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I stopped after the first RL pic thread in OT
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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As a nerd, I believe that God is Real unless declared an Integer
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clever trousers |
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I believe.
Even if it's a crutch, some people need crutches to walk. God's cool. |
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