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Nicolás Lapentti: Welcome to Guayaquil!
Phil: Ernesto & Dax, Ireland & Virginia, Michael & Chris, Gary & Svetlana, you are teams, one, two, three, and four!
Dax: YAY!
Svetlana: Phil, you must observe the one minute rule next time.
Chris: What that Slavic bitch said.
Phil: As winners of this leg, you both have won...



Phil: The Thriller album!
Ernesto: Margie & Luke got vacations.
Phil: Well, we don't like to pimp out the male teams anymore.

Phil: Trey & Catherine, JT & Stephen, Mango & Apply, and Derick & Lea, you are teams five, six, seven, and eight.
Apply: My name is not Apply.
Phil: Yes it is.
Apply: No it isn't!
JT: Then why does it appear everytime you say something? *point*
Apply: DAMMIT!
Catherine: Wow, he's so smart. *swoons*
Trey: You take after mom.
Catherine:

Phil: Haruka & Michiru, Herve & Kathleen, Mung Daal & Chowder, and Mason & Erica, you are teams nine, ten, eleven, and twelve!
Mason: Wow.
Erica: Fran would be proud! I did this leg in a mini-skirt!
Haruka: Phil, what the fuck? Such a hard roadblock.
Phil: It's not my fault you are terrible at the clues.

Phil: Telma & Irvine and Kiyoshi & Maemi, you are teams thirteen and fourteen.
Irvine: Oh no.
Telma: I did not see this coming.
Kiyoshi: Yeah, we were supposed to blow up this leg.
Phil: Well, I guess that was the editing, because you both have been eliminated from the race.
Maemi:
Irvine: Damn.
Phil: Good luck, you four.

*sad, but hopeful music plays*

*record stops*
Phil: Start the engine.

*boat begins to drive off*
Haruka: WHAT THE FUCK!
Mason: Can't we just swim back to shore?
Mango: No, we would crash into the shore because the waves are to rough.
Ireland; Oh no, where are we going?
*Phil waves*

Final Positions/Starting Times:
1st Ernesto & Dax / Arctic Explorer/Grandson (A Lying Down) 6:30 AM PDT
2nd Ireland & Virginia / Long Lost Sisters (Wuming Shi) 6:30 AM PDT
3rd Michael & Chris / Fashion Designers (mooyou) 6:31 AM PDT
4th Gary & Svetlana / Newlyweds (Level 5) 6:31 AM PDT

5th Trey & Catherine / Twins (Thingamajig) 6:35 AM PDT
6th JT & Stephen / Survivor Buddies (Onrider) 6:36 AM PDT

7th Mango & Apple / Twins (pinoyako) 6:40 AM PDT
8th Derick & Lea / Cyberfriends (Funkey 01) 6:41 AM PDT

9th Haruka & Michiru / Sailor Senshi/Lovers (Destinys Champion) 6:48 AM PDT
10th Herve & Kathleen / Teachers (dapa091) 6:48 AM PDT

11th Mung Daal & Chowder / Master Chef/Apprentice (TimmyTAR) 6:54 AM PDT
12th Mason & Erica / Engaged (LockThemOut) 6:54 AM PDT
13th Telma & Irvine / Librarians (YemaGrl1988) (PHILIMINATED!)
14th Kiyoshi & Maemi / Classmates (NickF227) (PHILIMINATED!)


Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode...


Phil: On the next episode of The Amazing Race...

...Haruka & Michiru continue their squabbles as their communication comes to a standstill...
Haruka: WHAT? WHAT MICHIRU? WHAT?
Michiru: Bitch, slow down!
Haruka: Shut yo' ass.

...Mason & Erica and Mung Daal & Chowder fight to stay alive...
Mung Daal: This is going to be baaad.
Mason: We need to make sure we have a good cushion.
Chowder: Both or either of us will be out. We have to take the risk.

...and teams embark on their strangest leg yet...
Apple: GRARHRHRHRH!
Dax: I didn't sign up for this.

Who will be eliminated next? Find out as Leg 6 begins tomorrow at 6:30 AM PDT!

*Ding ding ding ding ding ding*

Heidi: Hello!

Teams: Hey, Heidi.

Heidi: Well, I see the two little feuders to be auf'd.
Herve: Actually, they were philiminated.
Heidi: BITCH DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!!?!

Heidi: Anyways, this leg your challenge was to continue being yourself. We decided to branch off into two categories to give you a more fair chance at competing. Just like the Oscars, we have split the votes into drama and comedy.
Mango: Actually, those are the Golden Globes.
Heidi: Whatever. Let's start the show.

*catwalk music plays*

Challenge 6: Who is the best comedic team? Who is the best dramatic team?


Heidi: The hotline closes tomorrow at 10:00 PM PDT on Monday! Don't forget to cast your vote for two numbers! In your call (PM), please state the number and team you are calling in for. Please vote for one team PER category. When you send in a vote, you may put in a word of praise for the teams you are voting for. You can state if you wish to remain anonymous or not. I will make sure to post all compliments up. The highest vote getters will receive the bonus. Thanks and we'll see you for the results show! Bye!

I'm on the verge of a complete meltdown with the mountainload of things I had to complete and still work on in future weeks. I'm going to delay this leg until next weekend to give some breathing room also for Kat's teams. I just need time to resettle and relax. Hope you can all understand. =/