But yeah, I'll try, but I don't thnk I'll make the next leg.
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Questioning AT's patriotism is below the belt.
But yeah, I'll try, but I don't thnk I'll make the next leg. |
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Thingamajig |
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17USD
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dapa091 |
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Where's AT? He's not even online -_-
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Level 5 |
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Opening Confessional
Gary: I feel like I'm hitting a wall with Svetlana. She just won't let me in and tell me any of the things I want to know. Svetlana: You are wrong Mr. Gary, I very open person. Gary: But you won't tell me anything about your past! You won't even give a hint of what this 'life of crime' you keep alluding to was! Svetlana: Da, I no like to talk about that. But I tell you other things. I tell you famous local recipe for my grandma's pudding of blackness. Gary: Honey, the recipe for black pudding isn't going to help me know you better as a person. Svetlana: First you must find pig that is tired of life. That way it don't mind when you drain its blood. Gary: Did you ever make black pudding yourself? Was your life of crime as an animal slaugheter? Is that even a crime? Svetlana: Once blood is drained you chop onions and add spices. Gary: This is so frustrating! I can't go on much longer wondering about your past! Svetlana: Don't forget to add milk before boiling.. should I go on? 27USD remaining |
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Mooyou |
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Opening Confessional
Michael: Third baby!!!! YEAAAHH!!!! A little short from Dax and Ernesto and Ireland and Virginia, but still, THIRD IS <33333 Chris: YEAHH!!! Martini party after this race for the celebration for melon headed fatasses getting third! Michael: Now that we're third... well, I'm still ecstatic about this placement! I wish we're safe! I do know that Fake Kors is turning my company into a gaywhore auditorium and all, but still, I don't care, I just need the money now to win and reclaim my name! After all, people would know that it's not me who's running the company since we do get aired right?? Chris: Not unless a cancellation appears... Well, I hope not. Michael: Oh my! Let's not pray for that! I need the money! Chris: Better yet, I hope we get invited one day by Level Banks to guest judge at her Project Runway season! Oooh! Bitches got talent please!! :) Michael: Oh yeah! Honestly! I loved those designs! I wanna brand them and make them mine! Well, If I have the money, I can hire them to make me dresses and fashion icons and proclaim the tag as my design, of course, people would not notice that! It's going to be tagged as MICHAEL KORS! Chris: I don't care bitch, just hand over half of the total amount of money we win and it's okay! I won't bother seeing all the dresses having your name on it! Or maybe Level Banks would call Level Jay and make both of you have the most epic battle of the century! Michael: Ugh! Stop Bitching! I'm such on a happy mood! Please! Bragging is the new in! Come on, braaaaaag! Chris: I don't like to brag pleaze! Don't you know how Karma reacts? It's like transmissible to almost everyone, it's like a force now! Michael: Oh yeah, Karma that is you race that's why you don't get your Latinos? Oh my goodness, aren't you happy about our placement right now? Chris: I am, didn't you see I even invited everyone over my place after this race? Well, let's just say that I miss them Latinos and Germans... I just home we can get to Asia now, Asians <33333 Michael: OH MY GOOOOOSHH!!! Michael Kors is SOOOO ready for Asia! I can't wait to go and dress up Vietnamese orphans! Or what about hot and goregeous monks in Thailand? Chris: Or maybe the kathoooeys! Wooo! Sexy party time! Michael: That's the spirit! Now, let's get ready for departure, WE MUST WIN, Chris, WE. MUST. WIN. I need the money. Chris: Whatever! I need them as well! 8 USD Left... |
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Onrider |
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USD12
Stephen: I get sick of JT Astley. I need to do another lame formula. BOOM BOOM POW KAPOW. JTina: OMG STEPHEN WHERE IS MY MAKEUP. I NEED NEW SHOES. EWW WHERE IN ECUADOR THEY ONLY HAVE CHEAP SHOES. StephN. OH NO (I KNOW ANOTHER LAME STORYLINE) |
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Destinys Champion |
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Opening Confessional
Michiru: ...... *still unconscious* Haruka: I'm getting worried. The next leg is about to start, and Michiru still hasn't woken up... even after that little exercise I tried last night. Mmmhmmm... that was nice. *grins* Sure, I wanted to test her limits and show her how strong she can be, but I really didn't mean for it to get this far. Why must she be so stubborn? *sighs* Michiru: ...... Haruka: Oh well, it's time to step it up, especially with our late starting time. Here we go again. *raises transformation wand in air* URANUS PLANET POWER... MAKE-UP! Money: 31 USD |
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Wuming Shi |
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HI
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Thingamajig |
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AT fails at setting alarm clocks...
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dapa091 |
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Did AT oversleep again?
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pinoyako |
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OPENING CONFESSIONAL: Apple: *sips her Apple juice* Wow, these Korean girls are smokin' hot. Like me! ^_^ Mango: They all look the same. Apple: RACIST. Mango: I'm just sayin' the truth. Apple: Oh, we just won the bonus. HAHA. And we're the most comedic team! How funny. Mango: EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THE EQUATOR! Apple: Lol, dumbass. Mango: Wut? Apple: You actually believed that we're on the equator? Mango: Yeah. I thought you were honest! Apple: Nah, we're not on the equator. We're in Ecuador. Mango: Huh? They sounds the same! Apple: *laughs* It's very obvious that you failed Geography. Mango: Yeah, whatever. Geography sucks, anyway. Apple: Nah, you are just dumb. Mango: What's up the stinkin' attitude? Apple: I have menstruation. 7 LEFT |
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Wuming Shi |
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I can't believe I got into another argument over making it on time for this. :|
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A Lying Down |
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Opening Confessional
ERNESTO: First in Leg 5. Just like fan-favourites Ray/Deana and Peter/Sarah. Both great role-models. DAX: Didn't they both get eliminated in Leg 6? ERNESTO: But none of them were boo-hooing crybabies about the untimely deaths of their parents. Despite you being a racelong burden, this is a great success - the last time I felt this happy was when I was spraying napalm on those gooks back in 'Nam, two summers ago. DAX: They'll never let us back in that restaurant. ERNESTO: Why you always obsessed with eating? That Vietnamese restaurant, me eating your father...blah blah blah. If getting first doesn't cure you, what else will?! Nothing. ERNESTO: (to himself) Nothing...excellent! We're only going to win if that pansy stays with his head in the soil. Gone are the days when I used to traumatise him for fun - now I need to do it to stay ahead. Being first and getting to combine business and please - oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! DAX: Hmmm...I don't like seeing Ernesto that happy. Unless he was killing one of my prostitutes, that'd be okay. But being happy at succeeding - I have to cure myself. I never had the motivation until now...now I need to solve the mystery of mother's murder to bring me out of my trauma and be fully able to take on Pep-Pep like a real man. But with only $26 USD I will have to use cut-price therapy. $26USD remaining |
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Wuming Shi |
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Last Edited By: Wuming Shi
07/04/09 7:43 AM.
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Mooyou |
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Oh my, please AT don't say that the C word is happening again...
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Level 5 |
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Congrats on making it halfway to the devil's favourite number of posts, ALD!
Call me a jealous c.unt if you must, pino, but Mango/Apple getting the comedy vote over Ernesto/Dax = madness. |
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pinoyako |
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AT
Let's just partayy! <3 |
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Onrider |
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Sorry have to post this
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pinoyako |
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Level 5 wrote:Nah, I don't think that I deserve it too. I just needed the money. |
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Wuming Shi |
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OK, I'll be a good racer now and shut up.
*uses willpower to try and get AT to wake up* |
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