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#104: Dick Donato, Big Brother 8

Originally Dick was supposed to be underneath the next person, but after the write-up I realized that I just hated him too much.

Dick is easily one of the bigger "characters" that Big Brother has ever had (mostly because he was trying to be) but I feel like he just took things way too far and went from being entertaining to being disgusting. Big Brother is pretty much known for being a crap-shoot. The competitions are nearly all luck based, the twists always give a certain advantage/disadvantage to a houseguest, and the producers influence the houseguests as much as possible. I've never really minded. But Big Brother 8 went far beyond the usual rigging for Chilltown & Janelle in the past two seasons. This time, the producers had to manipulate the entire game because the Donatos were just not good enough to get themselves anywhere near the end. Had the season not been rigged, Dick would have left in 9th. I'm sure all of the Donato fans refute this but it's pretty a pretty simple concept. No America's Player, no manipulated AP vote, Dick does not survive against Dustin on the block.

Aside from Dick being the most undeserving winner, he's probably one of the worst people I've ever seen. Pre-season, I thought I might actually like him. He wasn't anywhere near as attractive as he needed to be to become my favorite, but he seemed okay and I thought the enemies twist was really awesome. I liked him up until the third week. Jen won her HoH and targeted Dick (because he smoked and that was disgusting) and Daniele (because Jen was jealous of Dani's relationship with Nick.) None of this worked out and Joe ended up being the one to go. So the following week, Dick wins HoH. I was excited because I figured this meant both the Donatos and Jen were safe, since there was no way that the producers would let Jen go. I think Dick's HoH week ended up being the week that completely changed my opinion of him, although it might have started during Jen's HoH week. He became a lunatic. He harassed the shit out of Kail about the Mrs. Robinson alliance (mostly because he was upset that it didn't include him). He got completely full of himself and it was horrible to watch.

The back-and-forth battling between Dick and Jen went from being awesome to watch, to being really painful to watch. Dick would get more and more frustrated that Jen wasn't responding to him the way he wanted her to. I'm sure he wanted her to cry or yell back or have sex with him, and when none of that happened he seriously became scary. If the cameras hadn't been there, I'm sure he would have raped her or something. UHUH I SAID IT. He was an old, sexually-frustrated pervert creep who got away with making death threats, rape threats, and pouring stuff on people. Technically none of this physically harmed Jen, but seriously? All of this seemed way worse than what Justin & Scott got expelled for. Even some of the things that happened in BB6 should have resulted in harsher penalties for people, but in the name of entertainment, Big Brother continued to lower the limits on what was and wasn't acceptable.

Then, the week that Daniele won HoH, I thought I could actually live with him not getting evicted. Daniele & Dick made some sort of deal with Jen & Kail, and all of the harassment and stuff stopped. It was instead refocused on Eric, Dustin, Jameka, and Amber. However, I really wasn't that upset about it. They should have had the balls to stand up to Dick when he was being a huge c.unt to Jen/Kail, but they thought Jen/Kail deserved it so they didn't. Now, when the tables were turned, it was really horrible and Dick should never have been allowed to behave like that and blah blah blah. But I'll save that for my write-ups of them. Seriously, though? None of those guys in that house (even the girls) could have stood up to him? He's really not that scary. He was shorter, older, and frailer than most of the people in that house. Anyway, the whole stupid "backdoor Eric" plan didn't work because Daniele handled it retardedly, and Kail ended up leaving.
Dick's should-have-been eviction week was mostly the same. Harass Dustin, harass Jameka, harass Amber, suck up to all of the people whose votes he needed, etc. He should have left, but the America's Player thing kept him in the house.

After that followed the worst week I've ever seen in the house: The House vs. Jen. I seriously hated all of these c.unts that week. Anyway, Dick was the worst. She destroyed his cigarettes ^_^, which I have no doubt the producers allowed her to do. Dick retaliated by stealing all of her clothes and viciously burning her with a cigarette. She kind of got in his face, but the blowing the smoke all over her was disgusting. Second hand smoke kills!

After that was a blur. Dick & Daniele got all of the attention, the others were one-by-one evicted (at the hands of the producers thnx) and Dick & Daniele were the f2. Even then the producers weren't happy. Daniele CLEARLY should have won. But the producers chose Dick and Dick won.

I thought it was over, but, WRONG. Dick returned TWO TIMES A WEEK every fucking week to do House Calls. I couldn't watch it, just because he only talked about himself and other crap I didn't care about.

OH AND SPOILER:
He'll return for All-Stars 2 or FvF or whatever Big Brother decides to do next, where he'll win.



#103: Kent Blackwelder, Big Brother 2

Big Brother 2 was the first real season of the Big Brother we know today. At the time, there were only 12 houseguests in the show's history, so at one point, Kent had the honor of being my LEAST.FAVORITE.HOUSEGUEST.EVER

Kent was the dick who started the anti-Chilltown movement. Chilltown was the best alliance in that house kthnx, and Kent (with the help of some others who I'm not mad at) started the "Real People Alliance." They were all horribly self-righteous, but some were less annoying than others. Kent was the most annoying of all. I honestly think he was the first to start the good vs. evil theme that we've seen on almost every season of Big Brother.

He got nominated in the second week, but was playing the game well enough to stay. THEN, Hardy won HoH and thanks to other deals Hardy had made, Kent ended up on the block. He probably could have managed to stay, actually. He would have had Monica & Bunky, and there was possibility that Nicole and Hardy would stick with him. But Kent threw the biggest fucking temper-tantrum ever, and this resulted in everyone wanting him out. Hardy, Nicole, and Monica were completely turned off.

Kent also had the original "holier-than-thou" attitude, although, I don't think he was even religious? I can't really remember since I was always focused on that huge mole on his face, but I don't think so. He did constantly refer to everyone in the house as "freaks" when really, most of them were pretty normal.
All of that aside, it was Kent's relationship with Bunky that made me hate him. The two of them became friends (mostly because Bunky was desperate for friends and was a dumbass, because in reality, no self-respecting fag would ever be friends with Kent.) Anyway, he heard all about Bunky's stories about being gay and growing up gay and all of the other stuff that Bunky cried about, and Kent still referred to Bunky's "kind" as freaks and other dumb shit. I'm sure this was partly Bunky's fault, since Bunky conformed a lot in order to make Kent like him more, but Kent was a stubborn, know-it-all prick who would have been unwilling to accept him anyway.

Apparently, these are the qualifications it takes to be accepted by Kent
a) Ugly
b) Bland
c) Middle Class

Lame, lame, lame, lame. Kent was lame and his kids were really ugly. YUP, I SAID IT. THEY WERE.



#102: Josh Feinberg, Big Brother 3

More fuglyness! Josh was seriously the most irritating thing about the beginning of the third season. From the very start, Josh thought that he was running the show. When Lisa won the first HoH, Josh made it his personal goal to get Marcellas out of the house. I'm not really sure why, I think his reasoning was because Marcellas "brought down the mood of the house" when in reality, that's complete bullshit because the house didn't have a "fun mood." Actually, Big Brother 3 was the least fun cast the show has ever had, and Marcellas & Amy were the only ones that had fun personalities that lightened the mood of the show. So of course, Josh's alliance (Josh, Roddy, Eric, Tonya, Chiara, and Lisa) decide to target them first.

What's sad is that Josh really was running the game for the first week. He had his entire alliance convinced that Marcellas needed to go. Marcellas was placed on the block next to a pawn, but thankfully, through some randomness (which I'll get to later) was saved with the PoV. Then, that bitch Lisa and her alliance decided to nominate Amy in his place. Thank fucking God, some smart people realized Amy was not a threat and she was spared.

The following week, Marcellas wins the HoH and Josh was nominated. Josh became even more annoying than before. He approached Marcellas & Danielle with a whole bunch of crap about how they should "understand" Josh because Josh is Jewish and got picked on and ostracized. Danielle was supposed to understand this because she is black, and Marcellas was supposed to double understand this because he is black and gay. Josh stayed on the block, but was unfortunately saved. THEN, Josh's alliance gets back into power *sad* and nominates Marcellas and Amy. I was pissed. They're lucky that Amy eventually came back or they'd ALL be on the bottom of this list kthnx. It wasn't until week five, when Chiara won the PoV and turned on her alliance, that Josh was FINALLY evicted, unanimously, too ^_^

I call Josh a wanna-be mastermind because it was pretty clear that he thought he was the second coming of Dr. Will, running the game from the beginning. He did have some power for a while, but it was really only a matter of time before the rest of the house became as fed up with Josh as I already was. Thankfully, despite Josh's effort to ruin the season, Marcellas (and Amy, kind of) were able to overcome his suckiness and continue to be the best part of the season.



#101: Robert Roman, Big Brother 4

Robert, unfortunately, was the last man standing on Big Brother 4. And overall he was probably my least favorite. The first thing we found out about Robert is that his ex, Erika, was in the house. Apparently their relationship ended because Robert cheated on Erika. On one hand this is surprising, because if you look at Robert, you wouldn't think he could even get one girl, let-alone two. On the other hand, Robert was pretty nasty to the women in the house, so you'd expect he'd be the type to treat them badly in real life, too. Even though it was kind of true that Alislut and Jun were "evil bitches," the way Robert handled himself at the end with them was obnoxious. He tried too hard and he was really pathetic. His crying was also really annoying. Seriously, you're a man, suck it up.

Robert was part of "Three Stooges" alliance with Justin & Jee, which was pretty much least favorite thing about Big Brother 4 since it was one of those alliances that had the potential to dominate and take out the more entertaining houseguests. Thankfully, the Three Stooges were really not that smart and weren't able to dominate the way I thought they would. The reason Robert is so low is really probably because he stuck around the longest and was the most irritating.

The only reason Robert makes it this high is because he had some redeeming qualities. He had a sincere and heart-warming (well not really, it kind of bored me but I appreciate that it was supposed to be heart-warming) about how he used to be an alcoholic and is now trying to stay sober for his daughter. I also read somewhere that Erika & Robert were both also on crack while they were going out… lol.

Before I re-watched the entire season, I thought that I hated Robert a lot more than I actually do. He really wasn't all that bad, but I decided to place him low on this list because he's still an annoying, twitchy rat face. And he's so fucking ugly.