2. Please Eliza be there back stage and tell Ben that his dragon cane is just a f*cking stick.

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WallyTroutmaster |
2 things I hope happen at the reunion |
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1. Please someone refer to coach as Ben just to set him off.
2. Please Eliza be there back stage and tell Ben that his dragon cane is just a f*cking stick. |
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azasaur |
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WallyTroutmaster wrote: I think I should be there to do both. And then I'd punch Ben in the face. Really really hard. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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You are a mere child.
Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Weeks from now,
remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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azasaur |
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Coach Ben Wade wrote: Your penis is a mere child. Grow a pair. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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A pair of penises would be quite the feat.
Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are
remorseful. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and
laugh. Dragons slain.
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Spanky Hot Dog |
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3. Coach wins America's choice.
4. Coach announces that he will take over as host of Survivor starting next season. <3333 |
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Nichelle |
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Coach, I would like you put my sweet sweet poems in you.
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azasaur |
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Coach Ben Wade wrote: The phrase "Grow a pair" actually means to grow a pair of balls. If you don't know what youre talking about, dont talk at all. (In your case, you should have never opened your mouth. Ever.) |
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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ignore coach the entire reunion PLEASE
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azasaur |
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MikeHaggarKJ wrote: If all they talk about is him I'm going to turn off the T.V. |
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Nichelle |
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azasaur |
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Nichelle wrote:Yes. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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azasaur wrote:Educate yourself. Play soccer and I'll, ahem, see you 6 years.
Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Weeks from now,
remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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azasaur |
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Coach Ben Wade wrote: You will not see me in 6 years. I'll be well into college and I do not want you and your tiny penis to rape me. FYI, I don't like soccer. It's stupid. I play basketball and run on the cross country team. I don't need an old pedo telling me what to do. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Weeks from now,
remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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Nichelle |
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Why would she want to see YOU in 6 years?
She'll be too busy under my desk. ;] <33. |
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azasaur |
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Nichelle wrote: Nichelle win :) |
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Nichelle |
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Coach Ben Wade wrote:Your mum slain. In the pants |
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darkking01 |
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I want someone to jump on stage and make MTV bring back Road Rules or to grab the brests of the hot women
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azasaur |
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darkking01 wrote: Fixed it. |
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Nichelle |
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darkking01 wrote:Fix'd even better.
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