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Sheri |
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I would love to polygraph the "special lady friend" slaying Coach's dragon in the bedroom. You could tell even Jeff Probst wished he had more
time to find out what lunatic female would hook up with Coach.
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A Dying Clown |
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and plan to spend the entire hiatus between Survivor: Tocantins and Survivor: Samoa registering my displeasure at ben "coach" wade here at Survivor Sucks You have forgotten Step 1, which involves thinking of using your own incredibly laboured nickname for him |
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blistering |
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Sheri wrote: He was just trying to figure out how hard it would be to break them up. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Last night proved that
I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all
to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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trickmind |
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Posts: 1871 (05/18/09 5:14 AM) Dragonslayer |
^Ah shut up noddy. |
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Coach Ben Wade |
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Like me or loathe me, this season has been all about me and you all have watched. I'm addictive and now many of you are remorseful. Last night proved that
I was the star of the show. Weeks from now, remorse will turn into shame as all of your manic emotional posts will forever be a part of the webverse for all
to point at and laugh. Dragons slain.
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maxxfisher |
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Coach: "The conumdrum you face with giving me a lie detector test is that I have such control over my body, due to the teachings of a Hindu priest, that I
can beat a lie detector, but that point is moot. I am an honorable warrior in the tradition of the Samuri, thus Coach Wade does not lie"
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Uncle Spambo |
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You know, the more I think about the whole Coach Bung Wad segement of the Reunion Show, the more it seems to reek of being a scripted, bullshit, set-up.
Perhaps even concocted by Probst (who, as we know, has a perverse love for CuntRoach) - because Bung Wad just, frankly, isn't smart - or courageous -
enough to have come up with the plan.
Everything moved along at too smooth a pace for it to be a "surprise" to Probst, for one thing. Couch said things that were lucid - and when he started to drift, Jiffy brought him back "on script." So, it was supposedly a "sealed envelope" implying a pristine, unseen-til-now report. And yet CuntRoach had obviously seen it, since he told Probst where to look on it. I have no doubt it claimed Bung Wad should no deviation to the stilted, vague, "questions" delivered, but notice Probst only says what CuntRoaches answers were - not what the "lie detector" thought of those answers. Also, the "lady friend," "I-slay-the-dragon-in-the-bedroom," bit. Shheeeyyyiittt.... Pre-planned, rehearsed, set-up, rigged - horseshit. Fucking Probst needs to eat a dick over this one. Oh, wait. That was probably his objective all along. Bitch. |
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hossc |
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You need a reality check break, douchebag.
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SuperJude |
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Uncle Spambo wrote:I take it you never watched the Vanuatu reunion? Since then, I've only viewed Probst as he should be viewed: as a tv gameshow host, not some strategic guru or somebody with an for talent. -SJ™ |
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voncolln |
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I think Coach is a total idiot...all that "Dragon slayer" stuff made me sick...I couldnt believe he told his "assistant coach" that
"they all call me the dragon slayer" NOOOOO one did ...he said it over and over and jammed it down everones throat ....talk about delusional ...no
wonder he thinks he is honest...he lives in an alternate reality. It must be a crazy one if he was a dragon slayer . ...If he saw a real dragon in his world he
would pee his pants!
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Lady friend: "I wouldn't call myself the Dragon Slayer as much as the Tiny Garden Lizard Rider."
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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How much you want to bet he purchased his "lady friend" about 30 minutes before the finale started?! |
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Utopian |
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Anyone who believes the tales spun by Benjamin Wade is an idiot.
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JLK Name |
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Coach is the most real and true survivor ever! and I love Coach's stamps!
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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lie detectors read the person, not what happened in relation to what he said. since he THINKS hes telling the truth, hes not really lying, hes just telling
what he thinks happened. and therefore the lie detector cant detect it.
this is pretty simple. stupid people who beleive him lol |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Look at all the fearful people scrambling to try and prove the lie detector wrong. It must be embarrassing to doubt Coach and have it all proved true. Life
shattering in a way.
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Antithesys |
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Incidentally, who else heard Coach and Jeff say the polygraph dude's name and heard "Josh Groban"?
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chilibmom |
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Licorice wrote: Exactly my thought too. His response is nothing without how the machine result. Although I can see it being added to his epic myth. I am the warrior who can pass a lie detector test when I lie. |
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diewinelle |
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maybe he'll start calling himself the 'polygraph slayer.'
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