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Rodney32 wrote:

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I can't believe Coach (if him) believes he's addictive. First of all, he's easily forgotten. Second of all, I don't even LIKE Survivor. It has been basically unwatchable for years like Jerry Springer. It only occasionally is of MILD interest. It is predictable and boring. You know the whole show before you ever see it if you've ever watched more than two seasons. The challenges are often retarded and all the rewards do is make you wish to do that thing YOURSELF NOT WATCH some jackass do it. And then you do so it makes you appreciate your own life (not that exact thing, but you do SOMETHING). Typical episode of Survivor no matter what season:

Jackasses sit around campfire, camp, woods, whatever in low light complaining about other jackasses

Brief shot of surrounding terrain

Jeff gathers people for challenge guaranteed to be one or more of the following: dirty, pointless, physically near impossible, mentally pointless or near impossible, props designed to slow down participants, mazes, puzzles, goofy shit that no one will ever encounter in real life

Some jerkass catches a fish or splits a coconut or starts a fire or any other mundane thing that any normal person can do with the right tools before they're ten

I miss (blah blah blah) so much (then STAY HOME), more complaining about other jerks, jerks try to figure out how to screw over other jerks (like this doesn't happen too often already in the lives of everyone watching without making it "entertainment'

One of the jerks wins immunity at second challenge (see above, most shows have two) that makes viewers boredom level rise even higher.

Jackasses strategize pointlessly since none of them really control anything and they all depend on each other and anyone could be fucked over at any moment (mundane and not unlike real life)

Jeff bores the crap out of everybody by asking questions any viewer with a brain knows both question and answer before anyone says anything.

Vote and jackasses smirking for camera.

Moron dickhead Probst tallys votes and sends jackass off to real food and shelter

Jackass says oh life changing experience blah blah blah like they've never done anything else worthwhile in their lives (and I'm sure that's true more often than not.)

DULL DULL DULL

VILE WORTHLESS GARBAGE FED VIA NETWORK FOR A FULL HOUR

Viewer says what the fuck is wrong with me why am I watching this crap and hopefully does something worthwhile following.


COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME AND ALL SURVIVORS EASILY FORGOTTEN WITHIN DAYS OR WEEKS EVEN JACKASSES LIKE COACH NOBODY WITH ANY BRAINS CARES

Repeat for 18 seasons because nobody else has a better idea at the network and audience doesn't mind wasting their time.

UGH!