I didn't see a general thread about this, so I'm starting one. If there's already one there, tough titty.
Fill in the blanks, cuz I'm forgetting people.
Here goes:
Carolina - looked ok, I guess. Her 'no regrets'?! Huh? You were the first one voted off and you annoyed the shit out of everyone. Even with those tig ass bitties, you didn't last.
Candace - fuckin' a, she looked ridiculously hot. But she's a fucking camera whore. You were second off and you too annoyed people. No one really cares what you have to say, stop mugging for the camera and just be hot.
Jerry - whatever. Nice guy, no personality.
Sandy - good for her. Crazy old broad did clean up good. Sure, she's old and shit, but she actually is in nice shape for someone her age. Better than all the other fat fuck grandmothers her age roaming around Branson.
Spencer - whatever. Looked the same.
Sydney - still the most beautiful ever, but she looked TOO made up. I acted thought she looked better more natural.
Joe - whatever.
Brendan - dude looked weird. I don't know, maybe like Andy Samberg or those two Sklar brothers - the guys who I have no fucking idea what they do, why I care or why I even know who they are.
Tyson - is it me or is this dude just not as funny as he thinks he is? There's almost a Michael Scott quality to him. Sure, some shit is funny, but he tries sooo hard and lost of it is a fail. Oooh, let's be cool and funny and have the '70's porn star 'stache'. Ooh, pretty cool there Wooderson.
Sierra - I'm torn on her. Like many models, she's beautiful in photos, but no so much in real life. The problem with her as that it looks like she still has all of her baby teeth and that weirds me out. And she has weird cleavage. Oh, and no, you didn't slay the dragon. Coach is a d-bag, but he lasted longer.
Debbie - ok, others say 'merhag' and shit, but I thought she looked fucking amazing. Thing about it people, she's almost 50. Yeah, her skin isn't all that great - that's cuz she's almost 50. She has a better body than most of the 20 somethings that have been on this show. Her almost 50 body is better than Erinn's 23 year old body. Its clear that she works hard at it and deserves props for that. Every straight guy on the planet should wish their wive's looked that good in their late 40's after kids. Well done Debbie Beebe - bad name though.
Coach - oh, what can you say about this fucknut that hasn't already been said. Steven Segal called - even he doesn't want his look back. Seriously, this may be the most delusional person on the planet. I would watch an entire show with him just to see this shit. He said 'his book' - makes me think that, like Fairplay, he totally played a character to try to get his 16th minute of fame. Oh and when Taj said '37', I said 'huh?'. I thought he was 44-45 or so.
Taj - I don't know why, but I really like her. Sure, she has that face that kinda looks like a voodoo talisman, but she looked fantastic. Perhaps the most drastic weight loss ever on Survivor? She's very charismatic and has a great smile. Best teeth I think I've ever seen. But again, no one REALLY talked about the money situation. I'm sure she's made a nice amount of dough in her SWV career and Eddie George probably made $30M plus in his 10 seasons in the NFL and he's currently a football analyst. This isn't a couple who made a little bit of money 20 years ago - they still have the money rolling in. Honestly, I don't think there's ever been a reality show contestant (excluding 'celeb' shows) that needed the money LESS than Taj. I can't believe that didn't send her home first.
Erinn - remember the 'hot or not' thread? Not. Cute? Yes. Hot? No.
Stephan - looking VERY jew-ey. He looked like maybe he was going on tour with an all-Jewish version of Dexy's Midnight Runners. And his man-crush on JT is beyond creepy.
JT - was that even the same guy? When Jeff says 'what do people say to you on the street?' His answer was 'nothing, because they have no fucking idea who I am'. Seriously, I didn't even know that was him.
Eddie George - since he's the 17th contestant, we should comment. Eddie George is cool. He should get paid by Survivor for the appearances he's made.
Did anyone see big ass James across the aisle when they interviewed Eddie?
Fill in the blanks, cuz I'm forgetting people.
Here goes:
Carolina - looked ok, I guess. Her 'no regrets'?! Huh? You were the first one voted off and you annoyed the shit out of everyone. Even with those tig ass bitties, you didn't last.
Candace - fuckin' a, she looked ridiculously hot. But she's a fucking camera whore. You were second off and you too annoyed people. No one really cares what you have to say, stop mugging for the camera and just be hot.
Jerry - whatever. Nice guy, no personality.
Sandy - good for her. Crazy old broad did clean up good. Sure, she's old and shit, but she actually is in nice shape for someone her age. Better than all the other fat fuck grandmothers her age roaming around Branson.
Spencer - whatever. Looked the same.
Sydney - still the most beautiful ever, but she looked TOO made up. I acted thought she looked better more natural.
Joe - whatever.
Brendan - dude looked weird. I don't know, maybe like Andy Samberg or those two Sklar brothers - the guys who I have no fucking idea what they do, why I care or why I even know who they are.
Tyson - is it me or is this dude just not as funny as he thinks he is? There's almost a Michael Scott quality to him. Sure, some shit is funny, but he tries sooo hard and lost of it is a fail. Oooh, let's be cool and funny and have the '70's porn star 'stache'. Ooh, pretty cool there Wooderson.
Sierra - I'm torn on her. Like many models, she's beautiful in photos, but no so much in real life. The problem with her as that it looks like she still has all of her baby teeth and that weirds me out. And she has weird cleavage. Oh, and no, you didn't slay the dragon. Coach is a d-bag, but he lasted longer.
Debbie - ok, others say 'merhag' and shit, but I thought she looked fucking amazing. Thing about it people, she's almost 50. Yeah, her skin isn't all that great - that's cuz she's almost 50. She has a better body than most of the 20 somethings that have been on this show. Her almost 50 body is better than Erinn's 23 year old body. Its clear that she works hard at it and deserves props for that. Every straight guy on the planet should wish their wive's looked that good in their late 40's after kids. Well done Debbie Beebe - bad name though.
Coach - oh, what can you say about this fucknut that hasn't already been said. Steven Segal called - even he doesn't want his look back. Seriously, this may be the most delusional person on the planet. I would watch an entire show with him just to see this shit. He said 'his book' - makes me think that, like Fairplay, he totally played a character to try to get his 16th minute of fame. Oh and when Taj said '37', I said 'huh?'. I thought he was 44-45 or so.
Taj - I don't know why, but I really like her. Sure, she has that face that kinda looks like a voodoo talisman, but she looked fantastic. Perhaps the most drastic weight loss ever on Survivor? She's very charismatic and has a great smile. Best teeth I think I've ever seen. But again, no one REALLY talked about the money situation. I'm sure she's made a nice amount of dough in her SWV career and Eddie George probably made $30M plus in his 10 seasons in the NFL and he's currently a football analyst. This isn't a couple who made a little bit of money 20 years ago - they still have the money rolling in. Honestly, I don't think there's ever been a reality show contestant (excluding 'celeb' shows) that needed the money LESS than Taj. I can't believe that didn't send her home first.
Erinn - remember the 'hot or not' thread? Not. Cute? Yes. Hot? No.
Stephan - looking VERY jew-ey. He looked like maybe he was going on tour with an all-Jewish version of Dexy's Midnight Runners. And his man-crush on JT is beyond creepy.
JT - was that even the same guy? When Jeff says 'what do people say to you on the street?' His answer was 'nothing, because they have no fucking idea who I am'. Seriously, I didn't even know that was him.
Eddie George - since he's the 17th contestant, we should comment. Eddie George is cool. He should get paid by Survivor for the appearances he's made.
Did anyone see big ass James across the aisle when they interviewed Eddie?
