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The Apprentice: Martha Stewart is a spin-off from the American reality television series The Apprentice that ran in the fall of 2005. Broadcast on NBC, the show featured business tycoon Martha Stewart. Tasks were centered around Stewart's areas of expertise: media, culinary arts, entertaining, decorating, crafts, design, merchandising, and style. The tone of the show was somewhat muted compared to the original, as Stewart brought her own sensibilities to the elimination process, often using her catchphrase: "Goodbye" in contrast to original series host Donald Trump's catchphrase: "You're fired." She also wrote a cordial letter to the candidate who was fired; many times she took subtle jabs at the fired candidate and gave frank reasons for why the candidate did not succeed on the show. Several segments featuring Stewart were filmed at her home in Connecticut because at the time, she was serving the five-month house arrest portion of her ImClone scandal conviction.

Donald Trump, Mark Burnett and Jay Bienstock executive produced the show. Businessman Charles Koppelman and Stewart's daughter, Alexis Stewart accompanied the two teams during tasks and reported their observations to Stewart in the boardroom.

1. Martha Stewart. Overall, I think Martha was better at this than Trump. Sure, Trump can be entertaining when he does shit like talk about how he wants to fuck certain contestants or asks people if they're gay or a virgin or whatever, or when he's rolling in his limo to his very own rap, but I think Martha was better at, you know, firing people for why they sucked on the task. Sure, she broke the show's rules at times (which I will get to shortly), but she always made sure to fire the person most deserving to go. She was still rather interesting to watch, even though she didn't have a catchphrase (and no, "You don't fit in" or whatever was her catchphrase since she only said it the first episode or so). So overall, I'd rather see another Stewart-run Apprentice than another Trump-one, even if Trumps' kids are even better viceroys than Martha's, since the cast was the biggest problem about this show.
2. Alexis Stewart. Martha's daughter, who didn't really do anything on the show but was still interesting to watch because, well, she hates her mother. She is kinda twisted and appears to despise her mother, and seems to loathe being in her presence, which is all the more hilarious because she's one of the viceroys for this show. It was interesting watching Alexis and Martha interact, though overall it still wasn't entertaining enough to justify Alexis the borewhore being a viceroy. Probably the worst viceroy ever, honestly, even worse than any of the subs Trump had, or Don Jr., or the other guy Martha had that no one remembers. Oh, and apparently she slept with one of the cameramen during filming.
3. Letters. When Martha fired someone, that wasn't enough for her. No, she actually wrote them a letter telling them why they sucked. Actually, she usually rattled on about their good qualities and shit, but still. She sent letters to people she just fired. That's kinda hilarious if only because it'd rub salt in their wounds. I just thought it interesting that she just went that extra mile to rub it in.
4. Chuck. I don't really remember this guy, but he was PM in task 2 and tried to quit. He ended up not quitting, but Martha fired him for trying to quit anyway. Wuss.
   
5. Shawn. Shawn left quite an impression in how she left. During a task, she was so confident that she actually told Martha during the task that if her team lost, Martha could fire her. Well, surprise, surprise, they lost! Shawn actually avoided the final boardroom, but her words stuck with Martha, and Martha actually called her back in and fired her for what she said. Martha broke her own rules, but at the same time showed she wasn't there to fuck around. It was pretty interesting to watch.
6. Tide to Go. Oh my. So teams had to come up with something to attract attention on the street for Tide to Go. One of the teams had one of their guys dress up as a superhero and fight stains, kinda dumb but in a fun way, so it worked. The other team had... one of the most unique displays I've ever seen, with a bunch of people dancing like idiots and singing "It's time, for, Tide to Go, it's time for Tide to Go!" over and over and over while dancing like fools. I wish I had a Youtube link, because words alone cannot explain the sheer absurdity or insanity this display was. It was truly the defining moment of this season.
7. Marcela. Honestly, I only really remember her tits, but I need to fill up ten of these things, so. Uh, she seemed alright, though her PM record was 0-2. I think she was one of those who started off strong but grew weaker the further in she got. Or maybe she always sucked, I don't remember. Yeah, I mainly liked her because she had nice tits.
8. Jim. He made this season. Honestly, there are few seasons that rely so much on one character as this season relied on the scheming, hilarious Jim. The guy was so over-the-top that he was fun to watch, constantly going crazy and saying crazy shit, but in an entertaining way. At the same time, though, he was pretty smart and manipulative, and was charismatic enough to charm everybody. Most of all, though, he was actually pretty competent and made it to the end with a nice 2-0 PM record. In the end, he was fired during the interviews in F3, probably for being such a loose cannon. Nevertheless, Jim made this season as decent as it was, and it's a shame we couldn't have seen him on a different show.
9. Bethenny. The runner-up. Eh, 1-1 PM record, kinda boring, blah blah blah. I don't really have much to say besides I think she's in one of those Real Housewives shows. I really don't remember much about her, though that's pretty much true of the entire cast. Oh well, at least she's found success after this show, I guess.
10. Dawna. The winner, 3-0 PM record, easily the most competent there, one of the frontrunners from the beginning, looks like a skeleton. That's all you need to know about Dawna.

I Love New York (season 1) is first season of the VH1 reality television series entitled I Love New York. The first season consisted of 12 episodes, which first aired weekly from January 8, 2007 to April 15, 2007.

1. New York. This was New York's show, plain and simple. She had great commentary and often made fun of her contestants, and she also didn't put up with anyone's bullshit and wasn't afraid to fight back. She's also a pretty sexual person, so she had no problem jumping in with other guys and making out and shit. Overall, there are probably few women who could host their own show as well as New York (certainly not Daisy!), as New York had the right combination of sass, personality, and horniness to make this show work.
2. Sister Patterson. When everyone heard New York had a show, the first thing everyone thought was, "New York's mother better be on this show!" And lo and behold, Sister Patterson, New York's mother who had some wonderful confrontations with Flav and had no love for him, was on to help New York. And of course, she lived up to her reputation, calling guys out on shit and making them feel her wrath. She did not hide which men she hated, and she actively tried to get them out. I think she even offered Chance money to quit (or maybe that was season 2?) because of how much she hated him. She was very manipulative and cunning, and it was awesome to watch her talk down all the other guys.
3. Romance. This guy was a creep. His dog died before he went on the show, and he cried about it in front of New York. Then he became obsessed with New York's dog, making several people wonder if he was there more for the dog than New York. He also screamed a lot and seemed batshit insane. Romance the Dog Fucker left the second episode, and it's kind of a shame we haven't seen him on I Love Money yet, especially on the same season as Megan and her retarded chihuahua.
4. Pootie. This guy had some screws loose. The most memorable thing about him was when the guys had to give a financial presentation to New York, Sister Patterson, and Omarosa, which is probably enough to unnerve even the strongest people, and Pootie ended up telling them he was broke, and the delivery of what he said made Sister Patterson outright laugh. After the presentation, he started freaking out and ended up throwing himself down stairs or simply passing out or whatever. As the loser of the group, he won a date with Sister Patterson, and he was freaking out so bad that she managed to get him to quit for his sanity. The guy was a nutcase, and of course that makes him a great candidate for I Love Money, assuming the intense strategy and backstabbing doesn't make him try to kill himself.
5. T-Weed. During the same financial presentation, T-Weed lied about having $100 million in net worth. Sister Patterson was so skeptical that she made him sign something that would let her get a background check on him. It turns out, he was in debt and his last job was in fast food, so he got eliminated. Really, $100 million? Wouldn't it be easier to lie about having a smaller amount?
6. Mr. Boston. Mr. Boston really stuck out from the rest of the competition, as he was this nerdy white guy among a bunch of tough black guys. He ended up pissing off Chance a lot, which eventually erupted during a boxing challenge where Chance beat the shit out of him. Despite that, Mr. Boston still successfully pulled off the Boston charm with New York, continuously wooing her with his culinary skills and his kissing skills. Of course, Boston didn't have a real shot at winning, and he ended up getting sixth place. Amusingly enough, he tied in a boxing match against New York recently on New York Goes to Work, setting his record 1-1-1 (since he did beat Nibblez in I Love Money).
7. 12 Pack. 12 Pack didn't even really bother to hide the fact that he wasn't there for New York, but rather to promote himself and maybe find a little guy-on-guy action. He ended up befriending Heat, or rather, Heat ended up following 12 Pack around like a sick puppy, thus forming the most homoerotic "friendship" we've seen on these shows. Of course, 12 Pack wooed New York with his body, and he's actually a rather shrewd and intelligent guy, even though we didn't see that side of him until later shows. He ended up going fifth when allegations arose that he stripped at a gay bar and it was clear he wasn't actually interested in New York. Still, he managed to worm his way into Daisy of Love, where he's currently in the F4 and will probably win.
8. Real. The lesser douchebag of the brothers, though he's still a douchebag. Real came on with his brother Chance, and the two are pretty different, as Real is much calmer, laid back, and rational. Actually, he didn't really do anything until the F4 or so, where he finally revealed that underneath his calm demeanor and his weave that there was actually a wacky and crazy guy. He eventually got dumped at the F3 when New York chose his brother instead. Real wasn't really a big character here, and it took I Love Money and Real Chance of Love to really showcase what a psycho and a douchebag he was.
9. Chance. Chance, however, immediately set out to show he was a douchebag. He was always hyper and constantly talked shit about people. New York loved him since he acted like a thug and was a general shithead. He was usually pissed off at everyone, and he'd constantly an ass to people like Mr. Boston. Sister Patterson hated him and even tried to bribe him into leaving at one point. I guess you could say he's loyal to Real, except he kinda proved that wrong when he lied to Real about Sexy Legs on RCoL. So honestly, I don't really see any redeemable qualities about this guy. He's an ass, pure and simple, and it's a shame such an obnoxious little shit like him has a dating show since he's not even that entertaining with it.
10. Tango. Tango was a bit interesting. He did try to quit several times, which pissed New York off and spurned some great Tango/New York fights. Despite that, he managed to still win for being relatively normal while still bringing the drama New York lived off of. That, and he wasn't Chance. The most amusing thing Tango did was during the reunion, when he was reunited with New York. You see, during the family visits, New York talked shit about Tango's mother, and that pissed him off enough that he outright dumped New York during the reunion, claiming he liked Tiffany Pollard, the real person behind the New York character, but not New York the HBiC (Head Bitch in Charge, for the unknowing). So New York got dumped on the reunion, which means this was the third time New York's had her heart broken on cable TV. On the bright side, we got I Love New York 2 out of it.