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300. Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand - 13th Place)

I just realized something funny that I probably realized in the original rankings, but have since forgotten. Alicia and Vecepia were the only black women in the first six seasons NOT to be the fourth boots of their seasons. Anyway, Ghandia really ranks low because she was a useless bitch who went too far after Ted grinded her. Really, she should've been Chuay Ghan's first boot, saving the very entertaining John Raymond. I mean, she was basically useless, as shown by her horrendous performance in the first immunity challenge. But Ghandia survived. And she survived another episode too, although I don't really care either way for Tanya. Then came Grindgate, which is where my hate first spawned. She and Ted, as the only black castmembers, bonded and became good friends. Then one night, according to Ted as "thinking she was his wife", Ted grinded Ghandia in her sleep. She was pissed off, felt violated, and did I mention pissed off? Ted apologized of course, because he really didn't mean anything that had happened, but Ghandia just wouldn't let it go. Her outburst slandered Ted (or libel...I'm not sure) and she didn't exactly come out smelling like roses either. Honestly, when you have Courtney getting all grinded up by Jean-Robert, and she doesn't blow up, you know Ghandia had some serious problems. Rape is not something funny or something to make light of, yet that's what Ghandia seemed to do. It was highly offensive and enough to put her in the bottom fifteen.


299. Amber Brkich (Survivor: All-Stars - 1st Place)

It's kinda hard to believe that someone with no reputation going into All-Stars could possibly have it TRASHED, yet that's exactly what happened with Amber. Her only reputation prior to All-Stars was that she was a bland sheep. After All-Stars, however, she was a bland sheep who managed the luckiest and most undeserving win of all time. I used to have Amanda ranked higher than Amber because she didn't win and completely taint Micronesia, but I liked Romber in the Amazing Race, so Amber wins. Something she deserves to win. Because Amanda sucks THAT badly.

Amber came into All-Stars as a replacement for Elisabeth, and a poor one at that. Seriously, they couldn't have forgone one of the young girl casting choices and given us someone else from Thailand, like Helen? Or Tammy? Or T-Bird? But as evidenced by Micronesia, apparently all casting cares about is bringing back pretty, young girls who'll fawn all over the alpha males so all the fans can be happy when a challenge whore wins. Yeah, how'd that work out for 'em? Anyway, Amber was a replacement, and apparently she and Rob had already been dating somewhat, pre-show. So when they were cast together on Chapera, that was already kinda bullshit since they made up 1/3 of the tribe. 1/2 when they pulled in Tom. She basically just followed Rob the entire game until the swap, when he saved her by begging Lex to spare her (and please don't bring up that bullshit about Amber saving herself, because without Rob, there's no reason for Lex to save her at ALL.)

Then she continued to ride Rob's coattails while he did all the work, and she made it to the final tribal council against him. She basically won the season by being "not Rob" because all of the bitter assholes on the jury couldn't stand to have been played by a friend. She ruined an already shitty season with her win, and the worst part is it wasn't even strategy. If she had been playing Rob all along, that would've been awesome. But she married him and he got half her money ANYWAY. Lamber is easily the worst winner in Survivor history, so suck on that, Bob haters.


298. Roger Sexton (Survivor: Amazon - 10th Place)

Roger was a sexist pig. I hate when guys try to form all-guy alliances and find that to be sexist. Is it sexist towards men to not hold the same standards against all-female alliances? Perhaps, but really, given that women can never seem to beat men under any circumstances, I'm more okay with all-female alliances because it's pretty much the only way they can succeed (plus they're more likely to break up due to women being catty bitches to one another.) But I digress. Roger was pretty much unanimously hated. I mean, EVERYONE wanted his ass gone. The women, the men, the animals. If it were anyone else, I'd feel bad, but I just can't with Roger. He was a dumbass, and how someone as unimposing and rude as him got to be a leader is absolutely beyond me. So satisfying to see him get booted before the jury, so I didn't have to watch him bitch and moan at whoever was in the final 2. Also, taking out Jeanne over Heidi when Jeanne was far more likely to work with him down the road? Voting for Christy who was in a similar situation? Methinks Roger just wanted some young girl boobs you cuddle with. Pig.


297. Andria "Dreamz" Herd (Survivor: Fiji - 3rd Place)

Yes I consider Dreamz to be third place instead of tied for second, because he would've been destroyed by Cassandra had the ending been a final 2. The only person who might've voted Dreamz was Rocky, and Rocky wouldn't have been on the jury in an F2 situation. Dreamz was basically Sugar, only instead of throwing the game in order to give us a good winner, he just fucked everything up he possibly could while holding onto the delusion that he actually stood a chance at winning. Honestly, between Dreamz and G.C., it's like casting went out of their way to find the most negatively stereotypical black men they could possibly find. Stupid "gangsta" nickname. Check. Homeless. Check. Dumb dumb dumb. Check. Seriously, look at the final 3 of Fiji and compare Earl to Dreamz. It's exactly like Jesse James' comparison of Dennis Rodman and Herschel Walker. One was business-like and the other was fucked up in the head.

Dreamz had no idea how to play the game. He was on the outs of Moto, despite having been friends with Alex/Edgardo, yet thought it smart to pull a Peter Harkey and openly discuss voting strategy to take out Lisi or Cassandra (who was his only ally). Then he got swapped to the horsemen, who he stuck with until Earl questioned his loyalty and made him spill the beans. Oh wait, no, Dreamz spilled the beans all on his own. Then ate said beans. 'cause he's homeless, ya know. He tried to take out Yau-Man at six, which would've been a great move that could've won anyone other than Earl the game...but he and Stacy (probably more him, since Yau was gonna play the idol before the tribal council) fucked everything up because Dreamz could never keep his mouth shut. He also backstabbed Yau-Man with the truck and tried to make up for it by saying it was all strategy, even though he clearly just wanted to live in the truck. He was a delusional mother fucker and he, along with so many others, ruined Fiji.


296. Jenna Morasca (Survivor: Amazon - 1st Place)

Lemme just say first that while I like Jenna NOW, it's because of her post-ASS stuff. Anything prior to All-Stars had me firmly in Jenna hate territory, and I really thought she her win was more overly disgusting than Amber's at the time. Granted, it was because the editors gave Jenna one of the shittiest edits of all time, completely throwing her under the bus, but still, the footage had to come from somewhere. Of all the people in the final 6, Jenna was the one I least wanted to see win. Even Heidi, her partner in crime, was so ditzy and dumb that it was fun to watch. Jenna, though, was just meanspirited and far too cold to possibly root for.

She had her little clique of pretty, young girls with Shawna and Heidi, which I hated. I mean, I generally root for older women, and even though Amazon's female cast pretty much sucked, I still didn't like the whole "we're better because we're pretty" attitude displayed by that clique. Shawna left early, and Heidi was just dumb, so Jenna was the girl on whom I focused my rage. Much like with JoAnna, Jenna earned my ire for the way she treated poor Christy, who didn't seem quite as self-entitled as Luke, although she also didn't have her mother keeping her down either. Seriously, seeing Jenna and her friends respond to Christy buying a letter was disgusting and pathetic. Jenna's mom had cancer, yet her attitude made me not care and hate her even more. So in the end, having the bitchy girl who I hated win over Butch, who I thought was funny and sweet, Rob, who was the mastermind, and Matt, who was absolutely hilarious, was such a crappy ending to the season and it's a big reason why I rate Amazon so low, along with the relatively crappy cast.

Katy Carney wrote:

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Amber > Jenna >>>>>>>> JT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bob.

It's hilarious how you hate young pretty women who "don't do anything" but worship bland affable cardboard men who do the same.

Did Amber or Jenna ever make a fake idol? Wear their buffs as bowties? Pelvic thrust at the idea of being rewarded with an herb garden? I think not. But yeah, I'll give you the JT point.