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I mean, come on, there must be over 100 of them by now. Surely the law of averages must apply sometime soon?

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Well, those in the acting / modeling / sales fields have to constantly stay young and look young thru things like breast implants, cellulite, tanning beds, botox, creatine, teeth whiteners, and "herbal" supplements. This gives them a cushion of about 15-20 years when they can cheat the aging process.

But then those nasty harmful chemicals that never get excreted finally kick in. Once the rapid kidney, liver, heart, brain, and reproductive organ failure take place, the downhill process crashes into a tree at 900mph.

Considering that 90% of all survivor alums fall into the acting / modeling / sales categories, we will probably see at least another decade of no deaths followed by a major mass extinction.