1. How do those fig leaves stay on?
2. Eve: crunches are your friend.
3. Umm, OK, so they fuck and have kids. Who do the kids fuck in order to continue the human race? God=moron.
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Posts: 111 (06/01/09 10:14 AM) |
1. How do those fig leaves stay on? 2. Eve: crunches are your friend. 3. Umm, OK, so they fuck and have kids. Who do the kids fuck in order to continue the human race? God=moron. |
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Posts: 6004 (06/01/09 10:16 AM) Gay Canookian |
Every person on Earth is the result of incest. D'uh!
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Posts: 2820 (06/01/09 10:16 AM) Registered User |
1. It's divine intervention. 2. Scrunches weren't invented then, 3. God works in mysterious ways. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 24261 (06/01/09 10:16 AM) |
The Nephelium!
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Posts: 2096 (06/01/09 10:16 AM) Registered user |
Adam didn't need a very big leaf, did he? Disappointing.
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Posts: 6447 (06/01/09 10:17 AM) Registered user |
Uh oh. You better hope Eury doesn't see this thread.
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Posts: 112 (06/01/09 10:17 AM) |
Also it looks like Brazilians were popular even way back then.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 1814 (06/01/09 10:18 AM) |
ok, i'm reading and anticipating typing something. bucking fitch stole my response so i'm all 'o, i'll type this' then mounty stole that
one. lock this thread. there is no more funny to be had
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Posts: 2097 (06/01/09 10:19 AM) Registered user |
Don't you already have a thread to bitch in Blonde?
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Posts: 19364 (06/01/09 10:19 AM) super badass |
whuts up with the rabbit?
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Posts: 113 (06/01/09 10:20 AM) |
That rabbit is FAT. I was RIGHT about carrots.
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viva la blonde |
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Posts: 1815 (06/01/09 10:21 AM) |
given the choice of itchy leaves and soft bunny to cover myself w/that bunny would be a bikini. fuck leaves. i know i'd yank the poison ivy
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Posts: 2193 (06/01/09 10:23 AM) |
Here you go. That might do it. 
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Posts: 2823 (06/01/09 10:24 AM) Registered User |
WATCH OUT FOR THE SNAKE!!!!
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Posts: 2098 (06/01/09 10:24 AM) Registered user |
I'm picturing the head and feet on Beep's grill.
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Posts: 114 (06/01/09 10:24 AM) |
WTGF?
Last Edited By: Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom
06/01/09 10:28 AM.
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Posts: 24263 (06/01/09 10:24 AM) |
They look french, or maybe northern italian
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 19366 (06/01/09 10:25 AM) super badass |
Shouldn't adam have a gaping gash where his rib was? Oh wait...guess he does.
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QuiltRicky |
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Posts: 997 (06/01/09 10:26 AM) |
It's Adam and Steve.
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Posts: 169 (06/01/09 10:28 AM) |
Where did black people come from?
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