I'm on the market again and on the rebound. I make lots of money, I can put you on my insurance, and you don't have to work. If you work, you
don't have to give me any money. You don't have to be able to cook, although that would be a serious plus. You do need to be able to mow the yard ...
it is a big yard and I think that I'm losing the riding mower in my gay divorce. You need to be able to mow 1 & 1/4 acres with a push mower or weed
whacker.
You will need to do your own laundry, but we can split the rest of the cleaning chores. Except for kitty box and trash can duties, those are yours.
I'm moody and tend to isolate. When we argue you.cannot.win. Even if you think you have won, you did not. I will apologize later but you have to suffer through my snit fits. When I come home from work I will ignore you for at least an hour. If I'm working don't talk to me or I'll have a fit. I may choose to completely ignore you for days on end while sitting right next to you.
Sometimes I don't take a shower on Saturdays. I don't wear deoderant in the winter, but I don't sweat much during cold months. I get tons of free shampoos and deoderants and tooth paste. I have an 8 month supply of toilet paper on hand. No half cow in the freezer though. Oh, I'm very strange about my dressing habits. I often have three or four of the same outfit and just wear that outfit for an entire season. I do have shoe issues and am likely to spend way too much money on cheap and ugly shoes.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I do smoke, but I'll confine that to the garage/outside if you want.
I'm not terribly picky, so your age, race, sex, etc don't matter. Thus this offer is open to men and women.
Please post your cv below and provide a paragraph or two about why I should pick you to be my next domestic partner.
ps You must be ok with my hobbies: metal detecting, dumpster diving, and extreme couponing.
You will need to do your own laundry, but we can split the rest of the cleaning chores. Except for kitty box and trash can duties, those are yours.
I'm moody and tend to isolate. When we argue you.cannot.win. Even if you think you have won, you did not. I will apologize later but you have to suffer through my snit fits. When I come home from work I will ignore you for at least an hour. If I'm working don't talk to me or I'll have a fit. I may choose to completely ignore you for days on end while sitting right next to you.
Sometimes I don't take a shower on Saturdays. I don't wear deoderant in the winter, but I don't sweat much during cold months. I get tons of free shampoos and deoderants and tooth paste. I have an 8 month supply of toilet paper on hand. No half cow in the freezer though. Oh, I'm very strange about my dressing habits. I often have three or four of the same outfit and just wear that outfit for an entire season. I do have shoe issues and am likely to spend way too much money on cheap and ugly shoes.
I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I do smoke, but I'll confine that to the garage/outside if you want.
I'm not terribly picky, so your age, race, sex, etc don't matter. Thus this offer is open to men and women.
Please post your cv below and provide a paragraph or two about why I should pick you to be my next domestic partner.
ps You must be ok with my hobbies: metal detecting, dumpster diving, and extreme couponing.
