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84. Enter the house with a ten inch schlong and show it off every chance you get. And by all means, make sure you learn how to use your penis to slap your
taint. Find a girl to have sex with and then, and this is the best part of the strategy...make sure you tell her how much she's fucked up your game and
you're so embarrassed to know her when she goes a little off her head and crushes the Easter Eggs made by the head of the GOOD PEOPLE.
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buried out back |
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85. I don't know if this has been mentioned because quite frankly, I haven't read the thread. Make sure that if Grodner asks you to be some sort of
"Super Secret" player for America (possibly called America's Player) do not hesitate. Jump at the chance, it can do nothing but give you a leg up
in the game.
And once you're in the position of being the Super Secret player for the viewers, make sure you're a weasel who talks shit behind other people's back. And when the big, bad forty something man calls you a pussy because, well, you're a pussy, make sure you DO NOT disagree with him, just to drive his point home. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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86. Accuse older male houseguests of having incestuous relationships with younger female family members. Daughters are preffered but any female relative will
do.
If the male houseguests are younger - accuse them of pedophilia or being gay. WHichever works. Do not be afraid to say all this behind their backs in an effort to curry favour from a stronger clique. It is always a good idea to position yourself this way as it leaves you room to move back to the weaker clique should they come out on top after a challenge. |
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buried out back |
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87. This will be the most useful information that will be passed on to all you potential Houseguests. Remember the following phrase...
SCREW YOU PEOPLE!!! |
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SurvivorArctic |
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88. Give your alliance a douchey name like 'Douchetown' or 'Chilltown' or 'Fuckwits'.
Something catchy and rage inspiring for your other housemates and all the viewers at home. The more we know you, the better off you are. Word. |
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quietsurvivorfan |
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When you are alone in the house early on, pick up and LOOK at every prop in the house. Remember, sometimes BB has clues hidden around the house for later
weeks, it would be funny to move those things around, steal the clues.
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buried out back |
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Just posting "bump" takes less effort than having to come up with an actual post each time QSF. Just a bit of food for thought.
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quietsurvivorfan |
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Wasn't bumping. I was watching rachel earlier this week look around the house for the secret room clues. That is when I remembered that looking at all of
the removable house props might be a good idea. Criminy, take a chill pill.
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SurvivorArctic |
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90. Learn what sets off your other houseguests early and PUSH THOSE BUTTONS hard and fast.
Never, ever accept defeat. Get creative and vocal. If they learn what upsets you, don't try to hide it. Cry, moan, yell, carry on and be an all around asshole until they give in to your every demand. |
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buried out back |
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bump?
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maadx |
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omg this thread is love
well done sucksters <3 |
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solesurvivor01 |
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91. Don't do a Mantroll and make the person who gets vetoed public enemy number one so she can come back next week, win HoH, and evict your ass out of the
game.
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maadx |
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92. suck Groedners dick....
if it's been said.. it needs to be said again... |
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ghettofabman |
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93. If you are a person who just so happens to be put up on the block in week 1 or week 2......LAY LOW. Don't hyperventilate if you
are up there and not the intended target to go home. Establish a good rapport with EVERYBODY to the point where they want to keep you around. If you can
survive the block in the first 2 weeks, then you are in it for the LONG HAUL. (Remember, Dan was up in week 2 and he WON last season, and Renny was up the
first week and lasted until the final 5.)
94. Avoid obvious on-air romances! If people see that you are linked up with another person in the house, they will see you as a definite pair that needs to be broken up (especially if the person you are bonded with is a SUPER CUNTRESS!) 95. LEARN TO COOK! If you know the ingredients as to what makes slop, try making slop dishes in your spare time. Also, fine tune your regular food-cooking skills. Every season, there is someone there that needs a mommy who knows how to make a good down-home meal. The better your food tastes, the better your chances of sticking around....especially if you are good with doing something creative with slop. Here's a tip....see if you can add chocolate to the slop mix. It makes most everything tolerable to eat. |
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ghettofabman |
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96. BREAK OUT YOUR PHYSICS BOOK AND LEARN YOUR UNITS! If you know that there are important tie-breaker questions that pertains to how much something weighs or
how much time has elapsed, break out a clock or start weighing random shit, like gallons of water. Remember,
1 hour = 60 minutes = 3600 seconds. If you know that fact, and that... 1 day = 24 hours = 1440 minutes = 86400 seconds ...then tie breakers are pretty much yours FTW.
Last Edited By: ghettofabman
06/16/09 11:23 AM.
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ZachtheOgre |
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97. If you're old, act like a HUGE douche and they'll keep you around until the end
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ghettofabman |
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98. If you're young, SUCK at EVERY SINGLE COMPETITION! Make them think you're pathetic at the competition and don't show up until the final four.
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oh ehm gee |
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98. If you happen to be the first HOH, try and target the people who either make the most waves or are the most different/out there/alternative to the majority
of the house. The former gives you an easy week while the latter is an option only if the house is generally polite for the first week (see BB4/BB6/BB8).
Additionally, considering how Grodner likes the "alternative" people (Dick/James), getting rid of them before she has time to unleash her
machinations can only help you.
98b. Don't do anything to cause undue attention to yourself, especially in week 1/2 or if your alliance has successfully eliminated a competing alliance. |
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ZippyDoDa |
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bump
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Fluffynurse |
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99. Use big ass hand signals with your alliance members. Like make an X with your arms. That works well.
100. Don't wash your period panties in the sink. It grosses eveyone out. 101. Double flush your huge doodies. |
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