STAY OUT until feeds are up!
No commenting on the feeds.
There's a "live feed comment/question" thread for that, but JUST FEED REPORTS here. If you want to make a comment or opinion or two in your report, based on the observations you've just seen on the feeds, go ahead, but other than that ... I'll stick Slip on ya.
We welcome the funny, just nothing misleading.
SOA ETA: Here we go, people. Fresh, clean start. Make it good. =)