You forgot Ditka. Eh he's on his own team and wins every challenge. Da Bears... Da Bulls... Sausage... Ditka
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Former NFL Coach Jimmy Johnson almost on Survivor
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Posts: 13228 (06/12/09 3:01 AM) Registered user |
doc wrote: I didn't forget Ditka. His 1 SuperBowl ring won on the back of a great defense is represented by Brian Billick. Stats don't lie, Ravens of 2000 defense was better than the Bears of 1985. Plus Billick is funnier in the beer commercials. I, on the other hand, think a Parcells/Walsh/Landry/Shula F4 would totally happen. Shula wins F4 Immunity, Landry gets voted out. Walsh wins F2 Immunity, takes Parcells to the finals and loses because Parcells owns up to his moves (you are what your placement in Survivor says you are) while Walsh comes across as smarmy and condescending. -SJ™ |
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Maybe in the earlier seasons, but not in the modern game.
Parcells = Stephen Walsh = J.T. Plus never underestimate the power of Bill Walsh to win something. Meanwhile, I am sick -- SICK -- thinking about what might have been had Coach Johnson played in the place of Bob. |
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Posts: 13231 (06/12/09 10:03 AM) Registered user |
Okay I KNOW Walsh wins, I just loathed the 'niners and can't root against my guy Parcells especially because he was always good for that OMFG moment
against the Walsh coached teams.
Coachvivor. Can somebody please make this happen? I'd be okay with maybe a couple NBA coaches in there as well. Though I think Coach Johnson would have been axed early on, good GOD that man would have been amusing tv. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 6999 (06/12/09 1:31 PM) Registered user |
i wonder if they wouldve given him head and shoulders for his dandruff
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SuperJude wrote:It already happened in the previous season. |
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Posts: 5617 (06/13/09 7:32 AM) Registered user |
You should have one with both Kevin Gilbride and Buddy Ryan. You could have your first outbreak of physical violence on the show.
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Posts: 2182 (06/16/09 12:16 PM) Registered user |
SuperJude wrote: Flawed - Paul Brown would've owned all these guys :) -QG |
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SuperJude wrote:You mean Tocantins? |
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Posts: 13241 (06/17/09 4:37 AM) Registered user |
QuizGuy66 wrote: He never won a SuperBowl, thus his exclusion from my list. Of course Brown is legendary, but in fairness to Jimmy Johnson, I kept my list STRICTLY SuperBowl winning coaches. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 4759 (06/17/09 6:03 AM) Registered User |
SuperJude wrote: Boot order - Joe Gibbs - he's the tinest of them (not that I'm going to check) and he's the most southern so he's first out Brian Billick - production will save Billick but I see a Landry/Parcells/Johnson/Madden alliance John Gruden - will get the pretty girl boot, at this point Cowher will be alone but they will keep him around like Jason Siska or Sugar Don Shula - the alliance picks Walsh over Shula, Walsh is the puzzle person <tribe swap> Jimmy Johnson -Parcells shocks Madden and Johnson by stabbing them in the back and joining with an alliance of Switzer/Coughlin/Seifert/Cowher Webb Ewbank - is wishy washy with his new tribe and is booted Vince Lombardi - is BLINDSIDED when his original alliance decides to boot him over his pick Madden (Cowher wins an endurence) Bill Walsh - is sent home when Landry uses the hidden immunity idol, they both voted for Switzer (Madden wins the answer a question eliminate a tiki immunity comp) Chuck Knoll - the alliance sticks together and boots Knoll who did nothing of note the entire time in the game (Seifert wins a shuffleboard immunity) Tom Coughlin - gets into a fight with Switzer and Switzer and Parcells jump ship (Cowher wins an race that ends with a puzzle) Tom Landry - but then jump back to boot Landry (Madden wins the math race immunity) John Madden - sucks(LTS) darling John Madden is finally booted (Switzer wins the target shooting immunity) Cowher - sucks (edgic) darling is booted after he loses a balance comp to Parcells Parcells - sucks (us) darling is booted when that dick Switzer stabs him in the back to take the boring and patheric Seifert final two everyone votes against Switzer except for Parcells who shows sportsmanship Seifert wins....we aren't happy |
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Posts: 13245 (06/17/09 8:04 AM) Registered user |
Seifert would be like Bob from Gabon winning, say it ain't so!
THAT, Nods, was a fun read :) -SJ™ |
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What about Buddy Ryan ?? LOL
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