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GrenadeJumper85	Worthless Family Vacations	Lead	[-]
Posts: 10897 (06/11/09 06:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Remove this ad So my family has been talking about taking a vacation together this summer, of course. Why the fuck do they choose the fucking worst locations EVER?! I suggested good places like California, Florida, Mexico or even somewhere in the Caribbean. They looked at me like I was fucking retared. But oh, they though the places they suggested would be totally amazing. My dad - "What about Pittsburgh, Philly or Boston?" My mom - "Well we can go to Branson or Gatlinburg" Yes because nothing says great vacation then going to stay at some random ass mountains in Tennessee or wherever they are. So where is your family dragging you to this summer?
sadllama		#1	[-]
Posts: 6750 (06/11/09 06:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of 18 who still goes on vacations with their family is, well, retarded.
GrenadeJumper85		#2	[-]
Posts: 10899 (06/11/09 06:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, don't worry, I told them if it doesn't have a beach, I'm not wasting my own money going. I don't get why they are trying to do this now, since we've never done it before.
Penelope McBagpipe		#3	[-]
Posts: 9055 (06/11/09 06:16 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Look kids!! Big Ben!!
Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom		#4	[-]
Posts: 546 (06/11/09 06:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I go on vacation with my fam all the time. Given the choice of flying to the homestead in Bumfuck Iowa or holidaying with the fam in Belize, I think the latter is quite preferable. Plus you can ditch them for a quick assfuck in the bathroom a whole lot easier. :oP
MakePaulaCry		#5	[-]
Posts: 2932 (06/11/09 06:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	10 bucks says that GreJu will pick San Francisco... no reason...
GrenadeJumper85		#6	[-]
Posts: 10901 (06/11/09 06:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We shant be going there, my family hates the gaes.
Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom		#7	[-]
Posts: 547 (06/11/09 06:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, and this summer I'm going to Rome and Switzerland with my SO, then later in the summer to LA with the fam. We have tix to Conan lol
UndifferentCow		#8	[-]
Posts: 918 (06/11/09 06:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My family is away for the summer I will be going to the Keys at the end of July so yea.
sadllama		#9	[-]
Posts: 6751 (06/11/09 06:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Also, lol @ someone thinking Pittsburgh, Philly, or Boston are good vacation spots.
GrenadeJumper85		#10	[-]
Posts: 10903 (06/11/09 06:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Remove this ad I know, right?!?!
Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom		#11	[-]
Posts: 549 (06/11/09 06:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GrenadeJumper85 wrote: I know, right?!?! Thats pretty rich coming from someone who thinks the Caribbean is even remotely desirable. Id rather go to Branson.
MakePaulaCry		#12	[-]
Posts: 2933 (06/11/09 06:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We have tix to Conan lol My condolences.
Voodidit		#13	[-]
Posts: 5098 (06/11/09 06:27 PM) Not what you think Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gatlinburg! I'll come up and get you drunk and we can go to Dollywood!
Jitensha		#14	[-]
Posts: 18154 (06/11/09 06:28 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I went on vacation with my family to Hawaii last year. your family clearly sucks
GrenadeJumper85		#15	[-]
Posts: 10904 (06/11/09 06:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Can I join your family?
Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom		#16	[-]
Posts: 551 (06/11/09 06:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eggsactly, Jit. I've done Hawaii, I've done Austria/Czech/Hungary, I've done Paris/London, etc. with the fam. GreJu must be a poor. And I make them drive cuz NYCers cant drive lulz
Jitensha		#17	[-]
Posts: 18155 (06/11/09 06:29 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yes
MMMadcow		#18	[-]
Posts: 6808 (06/11/09 06:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My parents were just certain that the family HAD to go on random camping trips every summer. They almost peed themselves the year they bought a pull behind camper. Great, sleeping in a tin can with a father who could wake the dead with his snoring, a firebug brother, and a mother prone to epileptic seizures. Damn, the memories are just flooding back. The only thing Branson has to offer is some shitty outlet malls. Oh, and Yakoff Shmirnoff. What a country!
GrenadeJumper85		#19	[-]
Posts: 10905 (06/11/09 06:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	@ me being poor I think they think if we go to these places we'll be forced to hang out with them, whereas if we go to a bigger, nicer place, or a beach, we'll never see them until we leave.
Jitensha		#20	[-]
Posts: 18156 (06/11/09 06:31 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Remove this ad we did the carribean a few years back. Even when I was younger, we would take more interesting trips than fucking Branson.

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