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Posts: 5145 (06/17/09 11:15 PM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can resist everything except temptation. Remove this ad Everyone's got a puke story. Tell us about it. Me: I had an ulcer, and it was so bad I was nauseous. I was at the checkout at Safeway, and could feel things ready to blow. I was silently willing my cashier to hurry the fuck up with the ringup on my Tylenol, then sprinted like Carl Lewis out the door, where I promptly doused the entryway with the contents of my dinner. Then I went on my marry way home.
Pseudo Propaganda		#1	[-]
Posts: 2226 (06/17/09 11:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Worst puking I ever did was right before I had my appendix out. I left work early because I had these intense back pains. While driving home (and stuck in traffic) I realized that I was going to throw up. Some how I managed to make it home before I did but I had to run into the house and to the bathroom and then pretty much spent the rest of the night throwing up. I almost didn't catch that my appendix was going to burst because I assumed the stomach pain was just from the violence with which I puked.
ItsAlanisbitch		#2	[-]
Posts: 1385 (06/17/09 11:21 PM) Thief Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought it said Pube story. I'm disappointed.
Dances with Pigs		#3	[-]
Posts: 879 (06/17/09 11:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Only nancy-boys puke. Real men NEVER puke.
NewOrleansIsSinking		#4	[-]
Posts: 11130 (06/17/09 11:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I threw up the roofie.
ObservingEgo		#5	[-]
Posts: 8423 (06/17/09 11:28 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When my Maine Coons have to puke [a hairball], they start making a really weird guttural sound and then start walking backwards ... Not actually walking backwards ... more like hunching backwards.
Zzunk		#6	[-]
Posts: 5462 (06/17/09 11:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I spent a summer working as a deck hand / whale watching for tourists taking excursions on seagoing Zodiac rafts. The passengers would load into the 25-foot motorized rafts after eating big breakfasts on giant cruise boats, then proceed to get sea sick and barf all over the side of the rafts. As we cleaned up the messes, we got pretty good at determining what people had ate that morning. Good times.
2old4MTV		#7	[-]
Posts: 1464 (06/17/09 11:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My mom threw up in an ashtray at some casino in Lake Tahoe when I was a kid. That was pretty funny.
pecker		#8	[-]
Posts: 131 (06/17/09 11:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dances with Pigs wrote: Only nancy-boys puke. Real men NEVER puke. Dang straight! And when I do puke in my mouth I just swallow it back up. One time I even ate someone elses puke.
jgabler		#9	[-]
Posts: 4213 (06/17/09 11:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My fridge was on the blink, and I had some rice in there. It didn't smell too good, but I was starving, and couldn't be bothered going out to get take-away. Anyway, I had about 3 mouthfuls, and couldn't take it anymore. About an hour later, I was in the bathroom, puking my guts out. It carried on like that for the next 5 hours until I eventually had to go to hospital and get an immodium drip. I puked so hard, the capillaries around my eyes burst, and it looked like I had 2 black eyes.
EmmaPeel		#10	[-]
Posts: 3174 (06/17/09 11:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can resist everything except temptation. Remove this ad When my son was about 5 he threw up on me four consecutive times while we were in the car. Lots of noodles. At first it felt warm and good. After, not so much. My friend Tim threw up on his steering wheel one night. The car smelled like puke forever after that. Puke and Drakkar. I once got so drunk at a college party that I was throwing up in the toilet. Hard. The next day I had a bruise on my forehead from hitting the toilet seat. With my head. Not cool.
Dances with Pigs		#11	[-]
Posts: 883 (06/17/09 11:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ObservingEgo wrote: When my Maine Coons have to puke [a hairball], they start making a really weird guttural sound and then start walking backwards ... Not actually walking backwards ... more like hunching backwards. Siouxzie does that....except her hair is short....and she's puking up grass. I think it's charming! :c )
ObservingEgo		#12	[-]
Posts: 8424 (06/17/09 11:50 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My ma threw up in her purse at the SAE house. My sister threw up in her purse on the T. Another friend threw up in her purse, as well. I wonder if any of themever reused their purses??? Would you Miss Peel???
ObservingEgo		#13	[-]
Posts: 8425 (06/17/09 11:53 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dances with Pigs wrote: ObservingEgo wrote: When my Maine Coons have to puke [a hairball], they start making a really weird guttural sound and then start walking backwards ... Not actually walking backwards ... more like hunching backwards. Siouxzie does that....except her hair is short....and she's puking up grass. I think it's charming! :c ) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... I know!!! I think that they eat the grass as an emetic ... to, you know, get the hairball movin' ...
Charming Nemesis		#14	[-]
Posts: 6057 (06/17/09 11:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was a kid, I wasn't feeling good. Threw up everything that there was to throw up. But I was still wretching, but nothing was coming out. Eventually something did. The mucus lining of my stomach. It looked like a little clear kidney shaped bag made of mucus.
2ManyAndersons		#15	[-]
Posts: 9619 (06/17/09 11:58 PM) has no presence anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	On a college band tour I got totally hammered and during a concert the next morning the urge to spew began to rise. Unfortunately, there was still a couple of minutes in the piece and I still had to play. I ended up holding the vomit in my cheeks in a gross parody of Dizzy Gillespie and spat it out after the show. Thank God I played percussion, if it was a wind instrument it would have been a proper mess.
ObservingEgo		#16	[-]
Posts: 8426 (06/18/09 12:04 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Truly I am laughing beyond controllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ...
EmmaPeel		#17	[-]
Posts: 3175 (06/18/09 12:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Charming Nemesis wrote: When I was a kid, I wasn't feeling good. Threw up everything that there was to throw up. But I was still wretching, but nothing was coming out. Eventually something did. The mucus lining of my stomach. It looked like a little clear kidney shaped bag made of mucus. oh my god
ObservingEgo		#18	[-]
Posts: 8427 (06/18/09 12:07 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Answer my question, Miss Peel!!!
MakePaulaCry		#19	[-]
Posts: 3020 (06/18/09 12:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Went out partying. Drank WAYYYY too much, and then decided that tequila shots sound like a great idea. I puked my life out for hours. Worst night ever.
EmmaPeel		#20	[-]
Posts: 3176 (06/18/09 12:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can resist everything except temptation. Remove this ad Oh oh oh!! Missed it! I don't think I would have reused the purse under any circumstances. Maybe try to salvage it, but then give it up. You wouldn't, would you? Heh, want to know any SAE ritual? Handshake? Secret sign? My sorority just sent an email asking for $100,000 for new bathrooms at my chapter. Those bathrooms ALWAYS smelled like vomit. Bulimia, baby. OE Love :D :D

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