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Aunt Pappy |
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If you complain, you take a chance that someone in the kitchen is going to spit in your food. Just sayin'.
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Shagnanigans |
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A server is not going to spit in your food for asking for a steak to be cooked a little bit more. Now if you don't know what the fuck you're talking
about and order a medium steak and expect it to be rare, then the cook/server will loathe you. A polite reasonable request is fine.
If you're a douchebag about it, then you have something to fear. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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You can 100% guarantee that? You know how many fucking douchebags work in restaurant kitchens?
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Aunt Pappy wrote: They already shoved his plate at him, dimwad |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Sounds like Fulani is a HUGE pushover; blood running all up and down his veggies. "That's OK," he'll just pour sauce over the blood, more
palatable shit mixed with other shit. . .
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factoryhurl |
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i missed the part where they shoved his plate at him.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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I mean, if you like blood. . .
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TequilaVaquero |
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It's ok to complain, but it's always a good idea to make it look like it was your fault. If you come at them, they will get pissed, and might do
something to it. If you say something like, "Is medium rare suppose to be this bloody? I don't eat steak much maybe I should have said medium?"
Because then the waitor will quickly say something like "Oh no, it's not a problem, let me cook it a little more."
If you tell them it's their fault, they will quickly get defensive and say/think something like "You asked for medium rare dumbass" and then drop it on the floor once they take it back there. Also, if you were wanting to suck this dude's cock, it's always good to get some sort of conversation going. Then they can look like the hero and you don't look like an asshole, and you don't have to feel like Hannibal Lecter. |
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factoryhurl |
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bluesboi wrote: |
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bluesboi |
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factoryhurl wrote: so did I |
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Mrpoopypants |
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yeah u coulda said ..hey ..this is as bloody as my asshole after getting pounded by my ex lover .. he was too big and im looking for someone smaller ..and oh
can u cook this some more please ...
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Aunt Pappy |
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They already shoved his plate at him, dimwad Dimwad?? Who.the.fuck ARE you, dipshit? You dont' get to call ME a dimwad yet. (Unless, of course, you're another oldbie with a new nic. WHICH I DOUBT.) Now, go play with your penis in a corner and shut the fuck up. |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Yeah! Right answer! He should have said, "Do I look like a cannibal?"
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Quaking in me boots here
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factoryhurl |
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really?
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Aunt Pappy |
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Please use proper American English, Shemegma.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Haha. Why do ya'll say that, makes me feel illerated. . .
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Snuffy Smiff |
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TequilaVaquero wrote:Excellent strategy. Except for the last part. That's kinda icky. |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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bluesboi wrote:And you still ate all of it. Must have been a terrible steak worthy of complaining about. |
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thriving sobi |
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Maybe the steak was done enough, but she used as her maxi-pad.
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