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 Eurytol |
am I a bad christian... |
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Posts: 7797 (06/22/09 6:59 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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for thinking that the Disciples were all retarded?
"Jesus, I don't think you should do that!" "I'm scared. We're all totally going to die!!" "Jesus, you want to do WHAT? Damn, that's gonna require some kinda miracle or some... oh, yeah" |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15085 (06/22/09 7:00 PM) this won't end well.
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no, you're not a bad christian for that reason.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 18252 (06/22/09 7:01 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
you're a bad christian because you're a dirty whore.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3939 (06/22/09 7:01 PM) |
What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6566 (06/22/09 7:01 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
You're just a bad, bad, kitty.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7798 (06/22/09 7:02 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Hey! Jerks.
Seriously tho, how fucking dumb were they? "Hey... we could totally die doing this!" [cut to Jesus raising someone from the dead] |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 18253 (06/22/09 7:03 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
Hosanna
Hey Sanna Sanna Sanna Hosanna Hey Sanna Hosanna Hey JC, JC won't you smile at me? Sanna Hosanna Hey Superstar |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7799 (06/22/09 7:04 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Oh yeah! And when the Bleeding Woman touched Jesus' cloak and he was all "who touched me"... what do they do/say?
"you're never going to find out who touched you, look at all the people! it's not like you're the Son of God or whatever" They totally make me want to throw my Bible against the wall. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3940 (06/22/09 7:04 PM) |
They are less retarded than the Jews in Exodus.
~ God does some mighty, magical shit. 10 minutes later- Jews get bored and start worshipping a pickle or a stone that looks like a duck, whatever. ~ God gets mad and smites the fuck out of them Jews behave for like 2 pages, then resume worshipping Bobby the Boa Constrictor ~ God resmites. You'd think they'd catch on. |
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 9588 (06/22/09 7:05 PM) |
No.
But you ARE a bad Christian for posting here. |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7800 (06/22/09 7:06 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I have to disagree with you there. Sure the plagues, smiting, and general annihilation should have given them a clue -- but the disciples actually lived 24/7
with the SON OF GOD and they were still like "hey, are you SURE you can do that? maybe we should just order some pizza".
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TC |
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Posts: 1158 (06/22/09 7:06 PM) irst etter issing |
Bart was the retarded one in lamb right?
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 18254 (06/22/09 7:07 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I really want to go watch Jesus Christ Superstar now.
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 2813 (06/22/09 7:07 PM) |
Eurytol wrote: Seeing as how those were all reasonable reactions, don't you think that Jesus was the retarded one? I guess then you'd be an even worse xtian.
Last Edited By: Je Fa
06/22/09 7:10 PM.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7801 (06/22/09 7:07 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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You mean Biff??
I love that book. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15086 (06/22/09 7:08 PM) this won't end well.
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I like abraham.
he dickers with god. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3941 (06/22/09 7:08 PM) |
The Jews wandered 24/7 with a magical tablecloth hung over a magical suitcase.
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 2814 (06/22/09 7:08 PM) |
Oh come out and say it you mean he "jews" God
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15087 (06/22/09 7:09 PM) this won't end well.
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alol.
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 2340 (06/22/09 7:09 PM) |
Jitensha wrote:Don't do it! You will never get the songs out of your head. I hate myself for even opening this thread. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 28136 (06/22/09 7:10 PM) MESS member |
do you have any popcorn, jit - I'll watch it with you
it's one of my favorite movies |
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