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am I a bad christian...
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 18257 (06/22/09 7:10 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
JCS is a walking earworm.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7802 (06/22/09 7:11 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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seeing as how those were all reasonable reactions, don't you think that Jesus was the retarded one? I guess then you'd really be a bad xtian They are reasonable reactions if you're with anyone else besides Jesus Christ, Miracle Worker. Seriously, one of them could have died and he'd just snap his fingers, bring 'em back, and be like "see? nothing to fear, you retard". But no, they all have to whine and moan and bitch and say really stupid things. The Jews wandered 24/7 with a magical tablecloth hung over a magical suitcase The disciples had Simon. |
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 2815 (06/22/09 7:12 PM) |
psst...there were no miracles
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3942 (06/22/09 7:12 PM) |
Imagine if Jesus were with the Spartans in 300. He could have kept ressurecting them as they killed off an infinite number of Persians.
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 2816 (06/22/09 7:14 PM) |
What a great way to while away the hours in the wilderness!
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7803 (06/22/09 7:14 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I'm not arguing theology with you, I'm arguing general retardation. For the sake of this exercise, pretend that the text in question is real. Now,
tell me. HOW IS IT THAT JESUS COULD PICK SUCH STUPID PEOPLE AS HIS DISCIPLES?? Was that him proving that the meek, generous, and retarded will inherit the
earth?
I seriously hate them. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3943 (06/22/09 7:16 PM) |
He picked a bunch of fishermen, right? It's not like he wandered into the MENSA chapterhouse to look for followers.
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StarRider |
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Posts: 20608 (06/22/09 7:16 PM) |
Disciples are stoopids by nature.
If they weren't, they'd be A sciples |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 9774 (06/22/09 7:17 PM) Registered user |
so these past few days as you've seen yourself, you seem like someone else?
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3944 (06/22/09 7:17 PM) |
Jesus Fucking Christ, don't ever attempt humor again.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15089 (06/22/09 7:18 PM) this won't end well.
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think about it eurykins... how many and just what kind of peeps end up following a dude that thinks he's the sun of god?
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StarRider |
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Posts: 20609 (06/22/09 7:18 PM) |
My disciples laughed.
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 2817 (06/22/09 7:19 PM) |
canon fodder
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7804 (06/22/09 7:19 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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You'd think that if Jesus could multiply loaves of bread he could multiply brain cells.
"hey Jesus! I really don't think we should continue upon this body of water... it's kinda stormy!" Honestly, I feel so bad for Jesus for having to deal with them. I bet he spent more time praying for time to hurry up, so his crucifixion could finally take place and free him. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3945 (06/22/09 7:20 PM) |
Adam and Steve
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 7 (06/22/09 7:22 PM) |
Imagine if Jesus were with the Spartans in 300. He could have kept ressurecting them as they killed off an infinite number of Persians.I would have if they were Parisians. Dad Damn french. |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 11070 (06/22/09 7:22 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
Hey Sloan - back off of StarRider.
He's level 80 on World of Warcraft now and is using all of his mental capacity on raids and killing big bad guys. Give him a break. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3946 (06/22/09 7:28 PM) |
What's going to happen to the rest of us when they push the button and make World of Warcraft turn into real life and real life turn into some game you log
on in World of Warcraft life and play?
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7806 (06/22/09 7:28 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I just don't get how you can lack faith when the Son of God is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. Performing miracles. Repeatedly! At least with the Old Testament
Jews they kinda quit being retarded for at least a generation or two before they start right back up ("ooh, let's sell ourselves into slavery by
worshiping a goat!"). With the disciples, it's day and and day out. I seriously don't get it.
OK, I'm done. |
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