before this night is over sloan will deny star rider three times.
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am I a bad christian...
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Posts: 15091 (06/22/09 7:30 PM) this won't end well.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7808 (06/22/09 7:31 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Actually, I think he's gonna slice off his ear.
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 9 (06/22/09 7:32 PM) |
The worst part was the endless whining everytime Biggus Dickyus came out with a "Top Ten Apostles" scroll.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7809 (06/22/09 7:35 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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- Thou shalt not go out for pizza before meeting MP
- Thou shalt not post what you bought at estate sales - Thou shalt not send naked pictures of yourself to admins in order to try and become a moderator |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6567 (06/22/09 7:36 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Before the cock crows twice, sloan will deny him thrice
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15093 (06/22/09 7:37 PM) this won't end well.
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'You shall have no other gods before OT.
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 2341 (06/22/09 7:38 PM) |
Dear Anti and Zeep,
Star Rider is pretending to be the messiah. Please crucify him. Fondly, Judas Propaganda. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 3731 (06/22/09 7:42 PM) I'm not drunk
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I don't know if a board full of Magdalenes is the place to ask for moral advice. I guess the catchall is answer is, whatever you did, it's okay as long
you haven't shared body fluids or phone numbers.
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 Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3947 (06/22/09 7:44 PM) |
Say "Mother May I" then spell cup.
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 10 (06/22/09 7:44 PM) |
I only want to say...
if there is a way... take these tards away from me.... |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 3732 (06/22/09 7:45 PM) I'm not drunk
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At catechism, we used to say, "Our father, who fart in heaven..."
Much LOLing ensued. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3948 (06/22/09 7:48 PM) |
OMG twinsies!
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 11 (06/22/09 7:54 PM) |
I pulled dad's finger once.
That was the end of Pompei. |
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APG |
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Posts: 7984 (06/22/09 7:56 PM) Registered User |
Eurytol wrote:Here's the deal... In the Old Testament, you have thousands of years to make your point. When you get to the New Testament, you only have 33 years to enlighten. You have to pick people who will react in such a way as to put a nail in the tale. If you have a better way of wrapping your mind around the infinite, bring it. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 3950 (06/22/09 7:56 PM) |
Jesus loves me this I know,
for the priest- he tells me "blow" |
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 12 (06/22/09 8:01 PM) |
you forgot to add "diarrhea diarrhea."
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 15095 (06/22/09 8:02 PM) this won't end well.
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holla
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 7810 (06/22/09 8:36 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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You have to pick people who will react in such a way as to put a nail in the tale. If you have a better way of wrapping your mind around the infinite, bring it Why didn't he just pick a token retard and have the rest be somewhat normal, sentient people, then?? Argh. They saw freakin' exorcisms and yet they still had the audacity to, say, try and command Jesus to send people home as there's not enough food to feed 'em. I kinda sorta see Jesus as having been surrounded by OT posters.
And speaking of messing up words to hymns/prayers, we used to sing... "joy to the world [insert name of classmate]'s dead the Lord cut off his head! what happened to the body? we flushed it down the potty let heaven and nature flush let heaven and nature flush let heaaaaven heaaaven nature flush" |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 2349 (06/22/09 9:39 PM) |
Did the apostles get to ride all different dinosaurs? Or did they have to rid whatever Jesus told them to?
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JesusHollaChrist |
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Posts: 13 (06/22/09 10:01 PM) |
The apostles were posters on a message scroll called "Soddom Sucks." The main forum was mostly spoilers about the fall of Rome, such as Uncle
Caesarman, Jhari the Baptist and Burn Baby Burn, so I picked them from the Old Testament forum...OT for short. Mathew, Merkyl, Luke and John were chosen first,
but my favorite was always Bartholomew.
Anderson. |
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