WylDawg ranks all the Robot Masters from the Megaman series.

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Posts: 18444 (06/24/09 8:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's time for my first ranking thread and also before someone else did it. To calirify, these are all the Robot Masters from the ORIGINAL series, which means megaman 1 through 9. None of the Megaman X shit. So I'm sorry but you won't be seing Electric Junebug or Blizzard Sea Sponge. They will be ranked mostly on design and fighting ability and other random criteria of my choosing. 70. Toad Man (MM4) 69. Wood Man (MM2) 68. Cut Man (MM1) 67. Astro Man (MM8) 66. Ice Man (MM1) 65. Tengu Man (MM8) 64. Aqua Man (MM8) 63. Sword Man (MM8) 62. Plant Man (MM6) 61. Snake Man (MM3) 60. Search Man (MM8) 59. Top Man (MM3) 58. Magma Man (MM9) 57. Frost Man (MM8) 56. Yamato Man (MM6) 55. Star Man (MM5) 54. Clown Man (MM8) 53. Wind Man (MM6) 52. Plug Man (MM9) 51. Hard Man (MM3) 50. Charge Man (MM5) 49. Dust Man (MM4) 48. Slash Man (MM7) 47. Tomahawk Man (MM6) 46. Concrete Man (MM9) 45. Spring Man (MM7) 44. Stone Man (MM5) 43. Crystal Man (MM5) 42. Jewel Man (MM9) 41. Ring Man (MM4) 40. Junk Man (MM7) 39. Bomb Man (MM1) 38. Freeze Man (MM7) 37. Hornet Man (MM9) 36. Burst Man (MM7) 35. Dive Man (MM4) 34. Galaxy Man (MM9) 33. Napalm Man (MM5) 32. Gyro Man (MM5) 31. Tornado Man (MM9) 30. Flame Man (MM6) 29. Bright Man (MM4) 28. Blizzard Man (MM6) 27. Wave Man (MM5) 26. Fire Man (MM1) 25. Cloud Man (MM7) 24. Pharaoh Man (MM4) 23. Magnet Man (MM3) 22. Turbo Man (MM7) 21. Spark Man (MM3) 20. Flash Man (MM2) 19. Centaur Man (MM6) 18. Grenade Man (MM8) 17. Crash Man (MM2) 16. Heat Man (MM2) 15. Air Man (MM2) 14. Bubble Man (MM2) 13. Needle Man (MM3) 12. Shadow Man (MM3) 11. Guts Man (MM1) 10. Knight Man (MM9) 09. Gravity Man (MM5) 08. Shade Man (MM7) 07. Elec Man (MM1) 06. Drill Man (MM4) 05. Skull Man (MM4) 04. Splash Woman (MM9) 03. Gemini Man (MM3) 02. Metal Man (MM2) 01. Quick Man (MM2) Last Edited By: WylDawg 07/01/09 11:05 PM. Edited 9 times.
XtremeInnovator420		#1	[-]
Posts: 1726 (06/24/09 8:59 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Boo for lack of Mega Man X. This list lacking Boomer Kuwanger = fail.
WylDawg		#2	[-]
Posts: 18445 (06/24/09 9:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	70 Toad Man I'm officially declaring this boss the worst MegaMan baddie of all time and I'm sure many would agree with me. Let's start with everything that is wrong with him. First of all if you're gonna create an animal-themed robot, why a toad?? Couldn't they think of something a little more cooler or menacing? Also, in the game he barely looks like a toad, just some massive blob. He basically spends the whole fight just hoping around and if you stop shooting him, he starts jiggling in a very disturbing way and summons some acid rain for significant damage. Although the rain itself is pretty cool, his fighting ability is just horrendous. Basically all you need to do is to keep shooting him and there's nothing he can do about it. I could understand if this was a later game but MM4 was rather early, you'd think they would have other ideas before having to settle for this.
WylDawg		#3	[-]
Posts: 18446 (06/24/09 9:10 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	69 Wood Man Most MM fans will probably agree that MM2 had overall the best Robot Masters, but this guy is the clear cut exception. First of all, a robot made of WOOD??? Really? That sounds way too dangerous! And he attacks you with LEAVES!!! I mean, I understand that they were merely looking for an excuse to have a nature/jungle themed stage here, but I'm sure there was still a way to make him look cooler, like some Amazonian robot or something, not a giant log! And if you need another excuse to hate this guy, remind yourself that he started the really lame trend of rotating shield robots, most of whom will appear early on this list. �
WylDawg		#4	[-]
Posts: 18447 (06/24/09 9:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BTW, yes I do realize that WOOD man is at number 69, so don't bother poiting that out.
WylDawg		#5	[-]
Posts: 18448 (06/24/09 9:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	68 Cut Man No way this lamoid was ever going to get passed the first 5 entries. Where to start? For one thing, he has the exact same body as MegaMan but with a dorky head. Robot Masters should always look bigger and more threatening than Megaman. His is completed with a pair of giant scissors on his head that acts as a boomerang when thrown at you and that's pretty much the extent of his "powers". There are two convienantly placed boulders in his room. If you have GutsMan's power, you can simply use it to toss them at him for an easy win. Rocks beat scissors, right? How clever. Although every now and then the little fucker would jump over the boulder and I would miss him. The most insulting thing about him is that Capcom seems to have a boner for him for some reason as he often appear in promos, cartoons etc. �
The Purple Parrot		#6	[-]
Posts: 10569 (06/24/09 9:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OMG, I am SO JEALOUS that you thought of this thread idea before me!!!!! And I disagree that Toad Man and Wood Man are the worst of the worst. I'd basically rank 6 of the 8 robot masters from Mega Man 6 as the worst 6 of the entire franchise.
XtremeInnovator420		#7	[-]
Posts: 1727 (06/24/09 9:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aww, I thought Cut Man was kinda cool. Ah well, Elec Man for the win. And I'm surprised that Hard Man hasn't shown up yet simply because the developers must've been pretty high to NOT realize how that sounds.
WylDawg		#8	[-]
Posts: 18449 (06/24/09 9:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	67 Astro Man (MM8) A word of warning: I DESPISE the MM8 Robot Masters, so expect most of them to appear very soon. They're just way too over the top in terms of design, like Capcom tried to make them look cool but it backfired. And they all have annoying, stereotypical voice tracks meant to give them personalities but it made them more annoying than anything. First on the list is this fucker. I don't even know what he is, he just looks like a bunch of random spheres piled up. He mostly spends the battle dissapearing and creating mtteor showers. He even admits at the beginning of the fight that he doesn't want you to find him. What a pussy!
roadblocker		#9	[-]
Posts: 17402 (06/24/09 9:35 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Astro Man is one of the two robot masters (the other being Tengu Man) lucky enough to fight Mega Man twice (the other game being Mega Man & Bass (Rockman& Forte in Japan) on the SNES) and he's slightly more difficult to fight on that one.
WylDawg		#10	[-]
Posts: 18450 (06/24/09 9:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	66 Ice Man (MM1) Now Ice is a pretty cool power (pun non intended) but they've really blew it with this guy. First of all he doesn't even look like a robot. He looks like an eskimo kid. Way to make him look threatening! Second of all, all he does his just stand in the corner of his room firing an endless barage of slow moving�ice chunks at you, which do a ridiculous amount of damage when they hit you. Another thing that bugs me is that electricity is his weakness, shouldn't it be fire? I've always been annoyed with the weakness�sequence from MM1. It should've been metal (cutman's weapon) then fire, then ice, then electricity. Last thing about IceMan is that he has hands down one of the most irritating stages in MM history. Those shooting platforms still give me nightmares for the rest of my life�and quite frankly have made me rid MM1 out of my list of favo games ever. So annoying boss + annoying stage + annoying theme song = bad combination.
WylDawg		#11	[-]
Posts: 18451 (06/24/09 9:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	65 Tengu Man (MM8) K, first of all, WTF is a tengu?? This is a perfect example of what I was saying when I said that they tried to make the MM8 robots look cool but it failed. Tengu Man's schtick is that he is this overconfident, arrogant robot who's supposed to be badass, yet all he does is fly around, tossing shit at you and every now and then will come down so you can finally score a hit on him. But the reason why i really hate this fucker is that he often pushes me off the edges of his lair which is extremely irritating.
NickF227		#12	[-]
Posts: 9629 (06/24/09 9:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aquawoman ftw
endlessmike		#13	[-]
Posts: 676 (06/24/09 10:00 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great idea for a list. I'm surprised Blizzard Man hasn't shown up yet
WylDawg		#14	[-]
Posts: 18452 (06/24/09 10:03 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	64 Aqua Man (MM8) There are so many reasons why this guy sucks that it could take a while to list them all. Let's start with the most obvious, his name is a total rip-off from a DC comic superhero. His schtick is that he's vain, calling himself handsome guy, but in the most femmy voice you've ever heard. And at the beginning of the fight he sprays water that creates a rainbow with his name on it. I don't think he could be any gayer if he tried. Also the fact that all he does in battle is spray water on you in various ways. Just epic fail all around.
seltzer3		#15	[-]
Posts: 1180 (06/24/09 10:03 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aww, I love Ice Man, even if he looks like Kenny from South Park. Wow, can't believe two of the original robot masters got the axe already. This boss masters need to go Hard Man (MM3) Yamato Man (MM6), Tomahawk Man (MM6), Flame Man (MM6), Centaur Man (MM6) Clown Man (MM8), Tengu Man (MM8) Stone Man (MM5), Charge Man (MM5) Never played Mega Man 7 though. In all honesty, I never really liked the big robot masters...they just looked dumb.
The Purple Parrot		#16	[-]
Posts: 10571 (06/24/09 10:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh yeah, Astro Man and Tengu Man are lame. I'll agree with that. I remember posting a list of my top ten fav Mega Man bosses in the OT Mega Man thread! :O I'm gonna go dig it up and see if it lines up with your favs, Wyl!
WylDawg		#17	[-]
Posts: 18453 (06/24/09 10:09 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	63 Sword Man (MM8) The MM8 massacre continues! This guy is yet another example of Capcom thinking they created a cool, badass robot, but who in fact just looks ridiculous and lame. He was apparently just an excuse to have yet another fire robot, which is sad considering his name his SWORD man. Couldn't they actually focus more on his name? Make him more medieval or something?
WylDawg		#18	[-]
Posts: 18454 (06/24/09 10:15 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	62 Plant Man (MM6) Okay, probably way overdue. I mean, how long can a robot who's main power are flowers could last on this list? He is creative, I'll give him that and I love his stage so that's why he isn't completely at the bottom of the barrel. But I mean seriously, he throws flowers at you! If he had other cool plant-related powers he could've potentially been cool, but alas all he does is surround himself with spinning flowers and then tosses them at you. Lame.
Mikester		#19	[-]
Posts: 3212 (06/24/09 10:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wood Man was so robbed Hard Man ftw! LOL Top Man for second.
NickF227		#20	[-]
Posts: 9630 (06/24/09 10:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why did I say Aquawoman? I meant Splash Woman, I'm so stupid. <3333

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