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17. Morpheel (Twilight Princess; Lakebed Temple)
Yeah Morpheel sucks. When playing Lakebed temple (which was a HUGE ass temple), I totally expected a tough, bad-ass boss. Well when I finally arrived to the boss' dungeon in Lakebed Temple (which was just a giant water hole), I thought that Morpheel was going to be tough. First of all, it was HUGE. I knew it was going to be a challenge. Well when I started fighting Morpheel, it didn't move much. Hell, it didn't even have many attacks. Morpheel has two forms, one its in a shell and the other looks like a tape worm (shown above). Well when Morpheel came out of it shell, I thought it was going to get harder and in reality, it didn't. It was still an easy boss but this time it swam! In the end, I had no difficulty beating Morpheel at all. But I was really disappointed. I wanted a harder boss.

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20. Skull Kid (Twilight Princess; Sacred Grove... TWICE)
Fuck Skull Kid. Fuck it dead. They include it in every game. I didn't mind it much in OoT. But when I played Majora's Mask it was the main character. (I don't own MM, I've played it but I don't have an expansion pack to work it. My friend has it for GameCube though, I'll ask her) I thought MM was the last I'd ever see of this fucker. But no, they HAD to include him somehow in TP to piss me off. When going to the Temple Of Time (and getting a sword or something?) you have to pass through the Sacred Grove which is essentially like Lost Woods. You have to follow this fucker around to get there. This would sound easy but this shitstain always sends zombies (or dead things) after you which makes it tedious as hell. When I was originally playing TP, I made it to the Canon room under Kakariko village. I saved my game there. Unfortunately for me, there is a glitch in the room which forces you to restart your game so instead of facing this guy twice, I had to do it FOUR MOTHERFUCKING TIMES. It's not that he was hard, he just annoyed the fuck out of me. This shitstain needs to die in a fucking fire.

19. King Bulbin (Twilight Princess; Eldin Bridge, Gerudo Desert)
I hate King Bulbn for many reasons. One, you have to fight him THREE times! I mean, the first time I thought "Yay, now I don't ever have to see him again!" then he returns when you have to escort Ilia, Telma & Ralis to Kakariko Village. I thought, FML. Then once I 'killed' him, I thought "Well I won't see him again." Then when I arrive to Gerudo Desert, him and his clan is there. This is why I hate King Bulbin the most, when going to Arbiter's Ground and passing through GERUDO desert, I fully expected to see my favorite clan of gypsies again. When I found those guys there, you cannot believe how pissed off I was. I have no idea WHY the Gerudo's were not in Twilight Princess, but the fact that they weren't just makes me hate the ones that took their spots. Nabooru eternal <3.

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16. Barinade (Ocarina Of Time; Jabu Jabu's Belly)
I don't now what the fuck Barinade is, but whatever it is, it's creepy as fuck. Basically it's an anemone but it ended up looking like a tentacle bitch. When playing inside Jabu Jabu's Belly, which by the way is a totally random dungeon, I expected that I would be fighting something that looked like a walking disease. So, I wasn't really disappointed when I saw Barinade. It was challenging to beat. It ranks this low because it's not really a monster. I mean, I expect a monster to be something with a face or a mouth... anyways this thing also has random jellyfish attached to it which is major laffos but overall, I didn't like it.

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18. Dead Hand (Ocarina Of Time; Bottom Of The Well, Shadow Temple)
I know they tried to make Dead Hand creepy, I know they really did. But I didn't find this thing creepy at all. If anything, the floormaster is the creepiest hand alive. (http://www.zeldadungeon.n...Enemies/FloorMaster.gif) SO FUCKING CREEPY. Anyways, you fight this thing not once, but twice. And it's usually right after one another. You go to the bottom of the well to get the Lens of Truth, fight it, then you go to the Shadow Temple, fight it really early in the temple and get the hover boots. Overall, if this was used once it would be higher. But as far as "mini-bosses" go, this thing wasn't that hard to beat.

17. Darknut (Twilight Princess; Temple Of Time)
Gee, the Temple of Time was one of the biggest disappointments in Twilight Princess. It took so long to get to it and when you got there, there weren't that many monsters in there. Just little spiders that crawled around the place. Anyways, this guy was the mini-boss of the temple. I forget how you beat him. He's really forgettable. His design isn't anything special. He's just a boring knight. Beating him wasn't that hard at all. The temple itself wasn't a challenge at all. He's Deku related because some Deku's spit out nuts?

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15. Morpha (Ocarina Of Time; Water Temple)
What is it with water temple based bosses sucking? Anyways Morpha wasn't anything special. It was basically an amoeba in a big pile of goo. Morpha alone sucked because like Morpheel it didn't really do much. The goo did all the work and something about fighting goo just doesn't seem bad ass to me. (see Dragon Quest. HATE that game) Anyways Morpha didn't really attack you. It just moved around in the goo. There isn't much else to say about Morpha except that it was a BITCH to get to. Fuck you Zoras for making your temple so complicated. Seriously, even after 11 years, I still get confused. But the worst part of the temple is that little hill RIGHT infront of the bosses room with those spike things that go back and forth. FUCK YOU SPIKE THINGS.

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16. Iron Knuckle (Ocarina Of Time; Sprit Temple, Ganon's Castle)
I'll give credit where credit is due, Iron Knuckle is totally bad ass. But again, like the other mini-bosses, you have to fight like 4 of them. Iron Knuckle is the mini-boss that you have to face in order to get the Silver Guantlets to help Nabooru. It's really hard to beat him fast because he's covered in a shitload of armor. When I first fought him, I died easily. I kept thinking, WHAT THE FUCK HE KEEPS HITTING ME. Everytime he hits, it takes away like 4 hearts. Anyways, I had had it with the Spirit Temple at that point so I did some exploring. And little did I know, a fairy fountain was right by! So I went in there and I got Nayru's Love (<33) which basically gives you a shield and does not let enemies hit you. So I went in and fought Iron Knuckle and I finally beat him! Yay! ^_^ I use Nayru's Love every time I play. (I have played and beaten this game like 50 times, no lie). Anyways, Iron Knuckle is tough, but because you have to fight him 295987438 times, he ranks low.

16. Deku Scrubs (Ocarina Of Time; Deku Tree, 10030389 other places)
OMG these things are so c00t! ^_^ Anyways, Deku Scrubs are like the ONLY thing in the Deku Tree. I actually didn't know that these were the mini-boss. I thought it was the Baby Gohmas. I was wrong (thanks Zeldapedia). Anyways, these things aren't really evil... well the Green ones aren't. Once you defeat them, they give you tips and help you in the game! But they rank this low since they really aren't a challenge.

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