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10. Fyrus (Twilight Princess; Goron Mines)
Holy fucking shit this guy is scary. When I first played this game, I was 20 and this guy managed to make me cry. I hated him, he was big, it was a dark room and he looked like he could chew me up and spit me out. Like he is a REALLY big guy. Fyrus is totally like the ugly child parents keep locked up in the basement. Anyways, Goron Mines was a fun little temple. I always love the fire temples because I am a fireGODDESS. I don't remember how you defeat this guy, I remember I did it really quickly because I didn't want to die and do it again. Overall, this guy ranks at number ten because of my love for fire bosses. <3

9. Blizzeta (Twilight Princess; Snowpeak Ruins)
Lulz this girl is so funny. Basically in Snowpeak Ruins there live two Yeties. A husband who is making soup for his wife, who is sick. They also contain a mirror pice that you need to find. The wife knows where it is... only she's sick so she can't remember! She sends you on a wild goosechase until you actually do find it. The only problem is, she wants to keep it. She takes it from you, and turns into this demon bitch (shown above). Now, normally I would be scared... but this whole situation is so funny. I can't take Blizzeta seriously since she's basically a fat ass who goes wild for cake. Beating her isn't that easy though but once you beat her, her Yeti husband comes upstairs and the two have sex. Blizetta ranks in the middle of the list for the lulz.

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10. Lizalfos (Ocarina Of Time; Dodongo's Cavern, Spirit Temple)
These things can be really annoying. You fight like 5 of them in the game. They aren't hard to beat, they're actually pretty easy. They randomly appear in the Spirit temple for some reason. Other than that, nothing else to say. Very MOR2.

9. Aeralfos (Twilight Princess; City In The Sky)
Aeralfos is the cousin of the Lizalfos. Only difference, he can fly. This guy actually reminds me of my ex-boyfriend because of the annoying voice it has. Yes, I am considering both this and my ex-boyfriend an it. Anyways, I don't remember this guy as much as I thought I would. Kind of MOR3.

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Mini-Bosses:

8. King Dodongo (Ocarina Of Time; Dodongo's Cavern)
Looking at him now, he isn't as scary as I thought he once was. King Dodongo brings back the good memories I have of playing this game. He was the second boss you fought and it's still early in the game where you're exploring Hyrule. It brought some MORP moments. ^_^ Dodongo's Cavern is probably one of my favorite dungeons. I have an extreme fire bias when it comes to these games and Dodongo's Cavern was just totally badass. I mean, look at that! There is a huge lava pit in the room followed by a huge Dodongo skull in the middle (in which you enter through it once you equip bombs. I have to give it to whomever designed this dungeon, they did it extremely well. Anyways, when you fight Dodongo, he basically rolls around the whole time trying to hurt you. Then he gets hungry (or tries to blow fire at you) and you are suppose to throw bombs in his mouth. After he eats 3 bombs, he rolls into the lava pit in the middle. =O He wasn't that hard of a boss, but it's more sentimental than anything.

7. Ganon (Ocarina Of Time; Ganon's Castle's Ruins)
Ganon is the final boss you face in Ocarina Of Time. I find it a simple battle but it's epic. Ganon manages to take away your master sword having you to use either no sword or Biggoron's sword. You hit his tail a few times, he oinks at you, then ZeldaGODDESS comes in and saves the day. She uses her powers to help weaken him. Navi helps too with her puffballness. Once you defeat Ganon you think you can just randomly roam around Hyrule... well you can't. Once you defeat him, you cannot save. This totally sucks. I mean, I wanted Hyrule to be forever at peace... but I guess it will never be at peace. Anyways, Ganon ranks in at number 7.

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8. Nabooru, in Iron Knuckle form (Ocarina Of Time; Spirit Temple)
Okay, Nabooru was just another Iron Knuckle but she ranks this high because of her Gypsy status. I fucking LOVE Nabooru. She is the leader of female gypsy race called Gerudos. Now while more Gerudos dress like dykes, she dresses like some Nubian *#+@!$$. When you first meet Nabooru, it's in the Spirit Temple as a child. She basically asks for you to get the Silver Guantlets for her to help free the spirit temple from evil. Well when you get them, she gets lolpwnt by Twinrova who captures her. I thought she was dead. However right before you go to battle Twinrova an Iron Knuckle appears. Once you defeat it, it turns out to be Nabooru. =O Then you go fight Twinrova. Once you beat them, you find out that Nabooru is the sage of Spirit. =OO The funniest thing is, Nabooru says something like this "If only I knew you would turn out this handsome, I would've done things with you." =OOO

7. Deku Toad (Twilight Princess; Lakebed Temple)
All I have to say is this:


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6. Queen Gohma (Ocarina Of Time; Deku Tree)
Queen Gohma ranks this high purely because it is the first boss I've ever played in the Zelda series. When I first saw Queen Gohma, I was like WAHT TEH HELL. I thought I would never be able to beat her. But when you fight her it's easy lulz. I can defeat Queen Gohma now in one hit (thanks to those DekuNutGODDESSES) but I love fighting her since it will always bet the first battle I ever did in the game. Such a chaste angel. <3


5. Bongo Bongo (Ocarina Of Time; Shadow Temple)
After the crazy ass, creepy ass, scary ass, cryworthy ass temple that was the Shadow Temple (seriously it's the most fucked up thing in the world), Bongo Bongo was kind of a relief to face. I mean, he isn't some creepy ass, crazy ass, scary ass or crywothy ass boss that I thought he would be. He's actually kind of fun to battle because of the way you fight him. Basically you are suppose to paralyze his hands from 'bongoing' and then hit his eye. It's actually harder than it sounds because I fail at using arrows properly. But Bongo Bongo is a nice way to end the shadow temple. It will forever haunt my dreams though. D=

Mini-Bosses:

6. Ook (Twilight Princess; Forest Temple)
Ook ranks this high purely because he's a monkeyGODDESS. He's an easy mini-boss but he is one of those mini-bosses that morphs into a good guy. So CPP. ^_^ But I have nothing else to say about this guy. =O

5. Deathsword (Twilight Princess; Arbiter's Grounds)

This guys is FUCKING creepy. I have to give it to the creators, whoever thought of this mini-boss gets points because it is one of the few creepy ones in the game. Basically, you can't see this guy as a human, you have to transform into a wolf to see him. As a human, all you can see is his sword as he roams around the room to kill you. I don't remember exactly what you do to beat him, I remember shutting my eyes for most of it. I don't like scary ass ghosts. They scare me. But I like Deathsword mainly because he is a creepy ass ghost... I hope that makes sense.

FINAL FOUR TIME:

Bosses Remaining -
Volvagia
Twinrova
Stallord
Argorak

Mini-Bosses Remaining -
Poe Sisters
Flare Dancers
Dark Link
Dangoro

Who will win? Stay tune to find out!