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Alexander the Pretty Good |
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Robert Byrd does not allow black people to enter WV.
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goner1 |
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dmb154678 wrote:love love love the Dots! i re-sealed and glued a whole mess of empty Dots boxes onto my fridge door at my old apartment. i wonder if the next person kept it like that? i haven't been to a theater in years. it seems like they just let anyone in those places. |
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squashthebeef |
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Not unlike your old apartment manager.
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Ann Margret Thatcher |
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I saw Purple Rain with a mainly black audience and it was one of the best times I've had at a movie.
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Shagnanigans |
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There used to be a theater, it's closed now, a block away from my apartment in Washington Heights where every movie was like that. It was awesome, a
live-action and very loud MST3K.
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star jumper |
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I never had a Brenda in the same theater as me.
It's an experience I really want to have. It will make the movie 50 times more enjoyable. |
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sadllama |
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Another unintentionally hilarious movie going experience I had was with Harold and Kumar (the first one). It was pretty clear the entire audience was high and
they'd cheer and clap whenever the characters smoked up or just generally made any references to pot.
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Jessfrogger88 |
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Final Destination 2 with my church going mother and like 100 Brenda's ...
Everyone was screaming, talking, laughing anytime someone said a swear or died, and at least like 30 different phone conversations going on at anyone point... a constant stream of people leaving and entering the theater... and not one, but two crying babies.. It was pretty awful... I know FD2 is like a typical slasher film you're supposed to laugh at... but I was taking that shiz seriously |
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sadllama |
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WHAT KIND OF HOMO GOES TO THE MOVIES WITH HIS MOM???
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Je Fa |
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maybe he meant beyond creativity
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Sloansalad |
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Ever gone to a movie theater filled with Jews? They'll all yell "oy vey!" at the screen.
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sadllama |
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Sloansalad wrote: I"m guessing you were at the discounted early morning showing. |
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squashthebeef |
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Only a matinee
edit: aw fuck. I shouldn't have used the time to spellcheck. |
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Brenda |
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Holy fuck, errone! I just gots back from seein' this scaryass movie down at that theater on 5th street. It was called Ghosts of Girlfriend Past. It had
that bitch from Daredevil in it. I think she married Jason Patrick or some shit. Anyway, it wasn't that scary at first I mean theys just kept goin' on
and on about stupid shit. My ass got so bored, I called my girl Shonuffa, and told her how bored I was. People kept shushin' me, but Brenda don't
listen to no one but Brenda and her Lord Jesus Christ. Well nature called and I had to shit. I talked on my phone the whole time to get back at Shonuffa for
that time she called me when she was givin' Lamonde a hand job. She is so nasty! Anyway, after I got done, I went back in the theater and about shit again!
This fuckin' scary balloon house was floatin' all over the place! Everyone had on sunglasses even though theys inside!! I thought somethin' was
fuckin' wrong! I didn't want no balloon house demons about to eat that Elektra girl, so I got my black ass out of that place! Aint no sense in
Hollywood makin' scary movies so scary! And why the fuck were there so many damn kids at Ghosts of Girlfriend Past? They gots bad parents if you ask me! I
don't see why Owen Wilson cut himself over Kate Hudson. She look like someone hit her in the face with a fryin' pan. I bet she sucks in bed too.
Oooooh, I'm sorry y'all! That was bad! So anyway, this movie was too fuckin' scary and not as good as Hotel for Dogs! Fuck Elektra!
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sadllama |
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Brenda <3333
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Aunt Pappy |
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I just realized that Brenda is a ghostie.
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RobVanStratus |
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sadllama wrote:Um, I'm very cheap and don't want to pay 10 bucks for a movie when I can wait for it to come to the cheap-o theater and pay 3 bucks for a ticket. Sorry for trying to save the little money I have. |
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ISmileICrazy |
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I saw a 1am showing of Godzilla a few years back. There was a group of about 10 black guys, and at first the constant screaming of "Whooo!! That's yo
momma!!" everytime an island native came on the screen started to get irritating, but after that, they're screams of "Whooo!! FUCK YEAH!!"
started to become entertaining.
I went to a different movie with some girl freshly over from Russia and her brother. Right from the beginning ads, she started feeling the need to retell the fucking ads to her brother, and anytime something funny (or not) happened on screen, she would scream out "OMG! Dat iz zooo funnnnny!!" I wanted to smack the bitch 5 minutes in. |
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Aunt Pappy |
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If there's a movie I absolutely don't want to wait for the dvd to come out, I go to the theater in the afternoons, roughly two weeks after the movie
opens. The other four or six folks there usually don't make a peep.
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