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tarzan groupie	I think I've found my new boyfriend!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 9087 (06/25/09 01:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad << god.dess http://www.findingmygoddess.com/ Yummay! Hi. I'm Mark. Thanks for visiting my web site. I'm looking for a true god.dess for life-long intimate relationship and awesome marriage. She is HIGHLY intelligent, VERY sexy, and DEEPLY spiritual. Table of Contents 1. My Global Vision 2. What Do I Mean by "god.dess" 3. Extensive Qualifications for the god.dess I Seek (Note: 100% is NOT required) 3.1. Spirituality 3.2. Body 3.3. Mind 3.4. Social 3.5. Work/Vision 3.6. Sexuality 4. About Me 5. Geography 6. Surrender versus Control 7. Replies Sooo, who wants to give this guy a whirl?
Link Please		#1	[-]
Posts: 1296 (06/25/09 01:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He seems a little too into !#%#$!%.
ArtfulEgotist		#2	[-]
Posts: 857 (06/25/09 01:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tap that before no one else does!
tarzan groupie		#3	[-]
Posts: 9088 (06/25/09 01:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You seem perfect for him!
Baby Jesus Jr		#4	[-]
Posts: 519 (06/25/09 01:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Peter Boyle's weird son?
IFY0USEEKATE		#5	[-]
Posts: 2317 (06/25/09 02:15 PM) Lost soul Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Time has not been kind to Anthony Edwards.
OuijaBroad		#6	[-]
Posts: 9732 (06/25/09 02:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	HOLY SHIT, HIS WEBSITE DESCRIBES ME TO A TEE!!!
tarzan groupie		#7	[-]
Posts: 9089 (06/25/09 02:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't figure out why his Global Vision wants to send everything "Into the LIGHT".
factoryhurl		#8	[-]
Posts: 9971 (06/25/09 02:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	he's very open minded: If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
tarzan groupie		#9	[-]
Posts: 9090 (06/25/09 02:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sorry, Ouija, you are OUT: She is tobacco free and drug free.
Martrae		#10	[-]
Posts: 1963 (06/25/09 02:21 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad tarzan groupie wrote: I can't figure out why his Global Vision wants to send everything "Into the LIGHT". So no Caroleanne's need to apply... (obscure reference ftw!)
Pixelthetic		#11	[-]
Posts: 317 (06/25/09 02:22 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	(not yet published) Shocker.
OuijaBroad		#12	[-]
Posts: 9733 (06/25/09 02:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tarzan groupie wrote: Sorry, Ouija, you are OUT: She is tobacco free and drug free. I don't smoke tobacco. I bet he doesn't consider pot a "drug". He seems like a smart man. I might email him.
bluesboi		#13	[-]
Posts: 6640 (06/25/09 02:26 PM) Gay Canookian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	His eyes are freakish.
sawsuage		#14	[-]
Posts: 3909 (06/25/09 02:27 PM) Jimmy Dean Reply Quote More Recent Posts	watch it...those emails can get out of control!
tarzan groupie		#15	[-]
Posts: 9091 (06/25/09 02:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ok, as it turns out, I think this guy is just another attention whore, angling for a reality show : She is either an experienced actress or would like to be one. She is deeply interested in theater, film and television production, but is unhappy with the manner in which the media are controlled by the dark powers that substantially control the world today. She would be EXTREMELY interested in participating in creating an extraordinary new television show designed to change all that and that will be distributed in a manner that the tyrants cannot touch.
sawsuage		#16	[-]
Posts: 3910 (06/25/09 02:30 PM) Jimmy Dean Reply Quote More Recent Posts	She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions. That means you, fatty. Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions. Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)
factoryhurl		#17	[-]
Posts: 9973 (06/25/09 02:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Rock Music. I dislike rock music. I came of age in the 1960s and never liked it. It saps my energy and turns me off.
tarzan groupie		#18	[-]
Posts: 9092 (06/25/09 02:32 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LOLOLOL: She intensely longs to be worshipped as a god.dess by the right man... a man who knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He teases her hard and relentlessly, which makes her laugh uncontrollably. The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence.... weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet. She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a god.dess.... he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the god.des he is worshipping... she is elevated into extreme god.dess-ecstasy.... exploding and screaming!.... so many times you lose count. OMG! Someone REALLY needs to fuck with this weirdo.
airshowpilot		#19	[-]
Posts: 945 (06/25/09 02:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I thought this was Dan Berry
patrickofthewhite		#20	[-]
Posts: 291 (06/25/09 02:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad

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