Imagine Ivana got to tell Bush that he won the election.
"You won the election, and by that I mean only half the population hates your guts."
or Ivana got to tell Rupert he won America's Tribal Council.
"You won a million dollars from America, which means you're too stupid to actually win the damn game so they had to give you some pity money so you stop whining."
I'm sure you've got plenty more.


