Miss Alley is in Hooker Jail and she sent her apprentice Galmor Lohan here to make my life a living hell until she is paroled. She will also be happy to take
care of your 9 year-old jinx virginity for fifty cents and a pack of Twinkies.
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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Posts: 215 (11/03/09 7:44 AM) |
^ What a delusional village idiot.
Miss Alley is the new Head of Marketing and Acquisitions at Armani Exchange US, a fact that caused SuitSnob to snap into jealousy-driven insanity. While Miss Alley lives the life of a successful high-profile intelligent woman of independence, grace, and beauty, SuitSnob has to write begging letters to his relatives in Topeka to bail him out of jail for his various sex crimes on mannequins in menswear stores. |
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Posts: 10884 (11/03/09 11:19 AM) Registered User |
Glamor Lohan wrote:fixed. |
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Posts: 218 (11/03/09 4:45 PM) |
My god, you really are obsessed with the idea of Miss Alley giving head. There must be a medical term to describe your bizarre un-gay fixation.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10886 (11/03/09 4:59 PM) Registered User |
Yes, it's called "Heterosexuality via Foxy Proxy"
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Posts: 221 (11/03/09 7:48 PM) |
I'm sure Miss Alley will be thrilled that you called her "foxy". That term is somewhat 1960s, but I guess it will do...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10891 (11/03/09 8:11 PM) Registered User |
Well, the last time she was foxy was the sixties, so it fits nicely.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 224 (11/03/09 8:13 PM) |
Admit it, you love her.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10893 (11/03/09 8:16 PM) Registered User |
It's just that I love being of service to sad old ladies.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 226 (11/03/09 8:20 PM) |
I'm always in awe of how you can delude yourself into believing that you are young and attractive.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10896 (11/03/09 9:05 PM) Registered User |
Whoever said I was young? I am dashing, yet far from middle age!
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Glamor Lohan |
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Posts: 228 (11/03/09 9:16 PM) |
Yes, dashing for your Depends.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10899 (11/04/09 1:14 PM) Registered User |
Depends are great. I can cream my pants while looking at the salesmen in Nordstrom's men's department without soiling my stylish, expensive garments.
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Posts: 236 (11/04/09 4:45 PM) |
Since when is polyester roll expensive and stylish? You are such a fraud, it's not even funny. The real expert in menswear is clearly Miss Alley, the Head
of Acquisitions and Marketing of Armani Exchange US.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10904 (11/04/09 8:18 PM) Registered User |
Oh please...I called Armani and they told me she couldn't even get an interview to be Graveyard Shift Scullery Maid.
Oh, and BTW...Armani isn't even my favorite suit!!!! Not even close! |
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Posts: 241 (11/04/09 8:26 PM) |
You're so jealous, you resemble a zucchini.
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Posts: 10905 (11/04/09 9:01 PM) Registered User |
Don't call me a zucchini...I know what you do with those things when business is low and you have to keep your clit in shape.
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Posts: 245 (11/04/09 9:11 PM) |
How can business be low when you claim that I am too busy servicing men all the time? You can't even keep your stories straight.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 10907 (11/05/09 1:36 PM) Registered User |
Who said you were getting paid for all of the sex you have?
Derek, why don't you come back here and class this thread up a bit? |
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Posts: 252 (11/05/09 4:30 PM) |
Pathetic starfucker.
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