I have a theory about celebrity breasts

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Posts: 6752 (06/29/09 1:49 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WAIT! This is NOT a parroty thread, even though it looks like one. I almost started this thread last week. My theory is that once an actress reveals great boobs in a movie, her career will take off, even if her talent is not awesome. Awesome breasts shown in a movie: Phoebe Cates in Fast Times Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places Elizabeth McGovern in Ragtime Rosanna Arquette in The Executioner's Song Jamie Lee had some sucess before Trading Places, but her career took off afterwards. But great breasts don't keep a career going; at some point there has to be more. Awful breasts shown in a movie: Tatum O'Neal in Circle of Two w/ Richard Burton Her career nose dived. I wanted to expound on this, but I have to leave for an appointment.
kf59		#1	[-]
Posts: 8378 (06/29/09 1:58 PM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry, I got as far as Phoebe Cates and my mind wandered.... What?
Baby Please		#2	[-]
Posts: 6349 (06/29/09 2:00 PM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	halle Berry, didn't she win an Oscar after showing boobies in swordfish? and wasn't that the only reason anybody saw swordfish?
Pseudo Propaganda		#3	[-]
Posts: 2487 (06/29/09 2:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jamie Lee Curtis is a talented actress. You may be right about the rest.
kf59		#4	[-]
Posts: 8380 (06/29/09 2:02 PM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	She was born with a penis y'know!
The Annoying Hater		#5	[-]
Posts: 1661 (06/29/09 2:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You can add Salma Hayek in Desperado to the list.
QualityBobby		#6	[-]
Posts: 6550 (06/29/09 2:06 PM) O.o Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Baby Please wrote: halle Berry, didn't she win an Oscar after showing boobies in swordfish? and wasn't that the only reason anybody saw swordfish? yes, that is the ONLY reason I watched the movie. Totally worth it.
ashley madison		#7	[-]
Posts: 6482 (06/29/09 2:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	oooff- poor tatum
Baby Jesus Jr		#8	[-]
Posts: 669 (06/29/09 2:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sherilyn Fenn was quite a number in Two Moon Junction.
nedloh3		#9	[-]
Posts: 4779 (06/29/09 2:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Meryl Streep in The Opening of Misty Beethoven.
The Annoying Hater		#10	[-]
Posts: 1662 (06/29/09 2:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Interestingly enough, Kathy Bate's career took a nosedive after her scene in About Schmidt.......
JugheadSpock		#11	[-]
Posts: 633 (06/29/09 3:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Angelina Jolie - Gia.
sadllama		#12	[-]
Posts: 6890 (06/29/09 3:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kate Winslet in Titanic <3 Though she shows her breasts in pretty much every movie so I'm not sure if that counts.
Jitensha		#13	[-]
Posts: 18333 (06/29/09 4:00 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just watched the Wrestler (finally). Marisa Tomei has guts. And a pretty nice rack, considering she's fucking 45. Additionally, Misty Beethoven is one of the best movies of all time.
StarRider		#14	[-]
Posts: 20625 (06/29/09 4:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great movie breasts - Beverly D'angelo, Vacation Bad movie breasts - Jodie Foster, Nell
Trixie Delight		#15	[-]
Posts: 27202 (06/29/09 4:15 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jodi showed her boobage in Contact, too. Meh.
Snuffy Smiff		#16	[-]
Posts: 2000 (06/29/09 5:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	A partial exception to this rule is Teri Hatcher, who showed 'em off in Heaven's Prisoners. They were real, but they were NOT spectacular. But her career did take off afterward, relatively speaking.
ShimMe		#17	[-]
Posts: 2882 (06/29/09 5:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nicole Kidman's non-boobies saw light in Eyes Wide Shut. not that I would admit to seeing that, mind you.
B DeBrun		#18	[-]
Posts: 20592 (06/29/09 5:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	StarRider wrote: Great movie breasts - Beverly D'angelo, Vacation Hair. Friend of mine was the associate producer on that movie. For her scene(s), it was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop (and zippers sproinging)
blockhose		#19	[-]
Posts: 5224 (06/29/09 6:25 PM) Treadmill martyr Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Trixie Delight wrote: Jodi showed her boobage in Contact, too. Meh. what? did I watch an edited version or sumpin?
frisbeehead		#20	[-]
Posts: 15739 (06/29/09 6:33 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

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