I wanna go to bed but every time I lay down my belly cramps up and have to make runny diarrhea poop. It feels like I have an oven in my butt cause it comes out burning hot. I'm gonna try to go sleep again.
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I can't stop pooping and I wanna go to sleep!
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I can't stop pooping and I wanna go to sleep! |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6759 (06/29/09 11:26 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Immodium.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 18284 (06/29/09 11:27 PM) Not a team player
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Or plastic sheets.
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FourWholeChickens |
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Posts: 2 (06/29/09 11:28 PM) |
shove the gerbil back in, it'll act as a dam.
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Posts: 2573 (06/29/09 11:29 PM) Registered user |
Die.
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 8582 (06/29/09 11:33 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Sleep sittin up on the pot!!! Or lomotil. ywia |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 5589 (06/29/09 11:54 PM) Registered User |
Go to the 24-hr. drug store and ask the clerk that you to buy Dr. Tres' Frozen Grape for your rear end.
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survivorchick |
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Posts: 773 (06/29/09 11:56 PM) |
*vomits*
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pecker |
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Posts: 133 (06/29/09 11:57 PM) |
I'M STILL POOPING!
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Nat57 |
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Posts: 4709 (06/29/09 11:59 PM) Registered User |
Adult Diapers
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19118 (06/29/09 11:59 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
This has got to be a joke.
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pecker |
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Posts: 134 (06/30/09 12:01 AM) |
This is fucked up! I can't sleep because it's still coming out like clumps and my hole burns so bad I rubbed vaseline on it, but it hurts! I gotta get
sleep so I can get up for work.
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 19119 (06/30/09 12:04 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Have you chainsawed your c.unt yet? Maybe that will ease the pain.
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 8583 (06/30/09 12:08 AM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
I don't believe you have explosive die-reem ... you couldn't post if you did. You'd be curled up on the floor crying for your mama!!! |
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Posts: 1502 (06/30/09 12:10 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 3251 (06/30/09 1:11 AM) |
SmrtAss wrote:Exactly! Everyone should have some on hand. Seriously. |
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Posts: 3205 (06/30/09 2:58 AM) MESS member |
Get a glass of water, mix a teaspoon each of salt and sugar in it, then hope for the best.
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UndifferentCow |
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Posts: 1278 (06/30/09 3:31 AM) |
I'm sure you had a tampon handy...
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rainyday123 |
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Posts: 27 (06/30/09 3:50 AM) |
you have anal cancer.
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poclay |
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Posts: 55 (06/30/09 9:48 AM) Registered user |
You might have Chrohns disease.
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virtual chim |
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Posts: 557 (06/30/09 10:39 AM) Registered User |
we already heard about you-but how's the horse that rode in on you
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