AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote:WHOA, I never said cuddling. I said sleeping. Freudian slip? I think so.
Fluffynurse wrote:
Wait, how did Laura fool the casting directors?
Its was a joke that she lied to Grodner about liking Daniele and Dick people played along and then a dumbass thought it was legit and went nuts calling people crazy. I then poked at the dumbass and sent him into 5 more tantrums that included insults with me cuddling with mommy and daddy, something about hanging myself, finding where we all live and slaughtering us and a fat joke somewhere. He doesn't think that makes him psychotic though. He is probably beating his wife for buying him the wrong beer right now.
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Posts: 3641 (07/02/09 9:27 PM) |
Emcee Batley wrote: You must sleep alone everynight and not have a girlfriend. When you get one you'll understand. |
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Posts: 15998 (07/02/09 9:27 PM) Registered User |
Oh.
He is probably beating his wife for buying him the wrong beer right now. 
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Emcee Batley |
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Posts: 1180 (07/02/09 9:35 PM) |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote:Sorry, I don't fit in the same category of internet geek as you. See I have a girlfriend, friends, acquaintances and co-workers. You sit by your monitor all day stroking your 2 inch cock to Laura's teeth. You really must not be around females a lot if one of your sole interests in obsessing over someone you don't even know is because of their big tits. Get a fucking life, nimrod. Go out, breathe some fresh air and make some friends who you can actually hear when they speak instead of read when they type. |
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pushingjate |
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Posts: 3230 (07/02/09 9:38 PM) |
Emcee, if you have all those things, why aren't you out with them now instead of fighting with people on a message board? And I'm not taking up for
AAA, because I think he's annoying and it makes me want to dislike Laura since he started her thread.
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Emcee Batley |
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Posts: 1181 (07/02/09 9:40 PM) |
pushingjate wrote: Because it's a fucking Thursday night! |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 3643 (07/02/09 9:41 PM) |
Emcee Batley wrote: How many teeth did your girlfriend have before she started dating you and how many does she have now or did one to many door knobs get in the way? Plus, the people that sit out on their lawn chairs eating beef jerky and drinking dollar store beer in your trailer park that you yell to about sharing dead roadkill meat aren't your friends/co-workers but hey I guess you get "fresh" air. |
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BigBrothrFan |
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Posts: 476 (07/02/09 9:46 PM) Registered user |
Laura <333
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Emcee Batley |
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Posts: 1182 (07/02/09 9:49 PM) |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote:Why do you assume I am from the South? I am from Boston you dumb closeted fucker. Since we're taking predictions as to what each other do in real life, I'll take a shot at it. Adam is a 230 lb. twenty-three year old man who lives out in the middle of no where. He used to work out a local Dunkin Donuts but was fired from his job after his managed caught him stealing pastries. Adam is currently unemployed and living at home with his parents and is not attending college. He spends roughly seventeen hours a day on the computer, talking about trashy reality television shows and talking to his "friends" from all over the United States, who he has never seen before, on MSN and AIM. His parents consistently ask and beg him to go outside and meet a nice girl so they can become grandparents before they die, as well as save money on the electric bill, but he simply gripes "Ma I am talking to girls on the computer!!! lol". But the truth is you just cover up your obsession with girls you could never get, no matter how big their teeth are, because you love cock and are ashamed of it. Now, now. It's 11:48PM and far too past your bed time. Go cook yourself up some warm milk and have your mother tuck you before you make a comment about how long this post was or how I'm "just describing myself because it's so detailed". 
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Posts: 3644 (07/02/09 9:51 PM) |
I didn't ask for your Autobiography Emcee. I guess its cool we share the same first name though. . . .YAAH for you! |
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Posts: 831 (07/02/09 9:52 PM) |
You love cock and you're ashamed??????
OMG BE PROUD <3333 |
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Posts: 1183 (07/02/09 9:54 PM) |
AlwaysAwesomeAdam wrote: Did I fucking call it or what! |
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Laura<3
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07/20/09 8:42 PM.
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Posts: 3744 (07/02/09 9:58 PM) Registered user |
I wish she was hotter in the face because she seems like she could be entertaining.
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Posts: 3645 (07/02/09 10:08 PM) |
Emcee Batley wrote: I would hope especially when you write something about yourself. Now you're fishing for compliments. I think your bitch is still twitching on the floor though. You may want to call somebody about that. |
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Emcee Batley wrote: 
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Posts: 68 (07/02/09 10:18 PM) |
hope her looks and BB knowledge take this one far.
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Posts: 1184 (07/02/09 10:30 PM) |
Llama wrote:Thank you. |
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Posts: 3646 (07/02/09 10:32 PM) |
Emcee Batley wrote: Yeah too bad its a Ghostie or its your girlfriend fearing another beating. You've become more pathetic now. In case you want to deny it 
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Posts: 70 (07/02/09 10:35 PM) |
never met the guy. in fact i think he may be a dick, but he did call it
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