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Posts: 15359 (07/01/09 10:24 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad ...... than in all the other days of the year put together. this proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so. - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar once again the 4th rolls around with the promise of the three B's. (BBQ, bikinis, and beer) I freakin' love this Holiday. what is the story on your favorite 4th of july from your youth? what are your plans for this 4th? do these $@%@# make my ass look fat? Patriotism is not a short frenzied burst of emotion, but the long and steady dedication of a lifetime. ~TJ Last Edited By: Bernard Wrangler 07/03/09 08:21 AM. Edited 1 time.
Driv		#1	[-]
Posts: 4926 (07/01/09 10:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	is this the egg thread?
squashthebeef		#2	[-]
Posts: 19806 (07/01/09 10:28 PM) Found a guy with a cat on his head Kinda blurry Could be anything Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Happy Birthday egg!
Meanpeoplesuck1		#3	[-]
Posts: 2637 (07/01/09 10:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Once my cousin was shooting off a roman candle and all the shots backfired and went straight up her arm. Hell, maybe she was holding it backwards now that I think about it. Huh. She survived, but maybe she shouldn't have. Natural selection is not perfect.
For Petes Sake		#4	[-]
Posts: 567 (07/01/09 10:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Thining the herd The reason I try to avoid the "popular" celebrations like Independence Day and New Year's Eve Not Antisocial or Anti - just keeping it real and breathing
Bernard Wrangler		#5	[-]
Posts: 15360 (07/02/09 05:32 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	well, I'm looking forward to the long weekend... and am so stocking up on fireworks tonight.
Veelicious		#6	[-]
Posts: 5756 (07/02/09 07:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm taking the kid to see the Yankees play and heading to the burbs to visit my sister, BIL and new niece. My favorite Fourths were all when I was in high school hanging with my friends making our rounds to the different neighborhood parks to watch the fireworks after having BBQ at my mom's annual party.
Je Fa		#7	[-]
Posts: 3096 (07/02/09 07:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bernard Wrangler wrote: once again the 4th rolls around with the promise of the three B's. (BBQ, bikinis, and beer) You forgot boom
CBRetriever		#8	[-]
Posts: 28363 (07/02/09 07:53 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm leaving the country
UndifferentCow		#9	[-]
Posts: 1318 (07/02/09 08:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm medicating the dogs and preparing to hose down the neighbors at any given moment.
Bernard Wrangler		#10	[-]
Posts: 15381 (07/03/09 08:24 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad I'm off to finish the yard while wondering why MPS1 felt the need to steal my 4th thread. :littlesademotifucker.
Meanpeoplesuck1		#11	[-]
Posts: 2673 (07/03/09 08:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I forgot you had one. Plus, I'm an attention whore.
Bernard Wrangler		#12	[-]
Posts: 15382 (07/03/09 10:12 AM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	well, it's not like it's my favo holiday or anything... oh wait.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#13	[-]
Posts: 7009 (07/03/09 10:45 AM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would reply but I don't want to appear PUSHY or anything.
Penelope McBagpipe		#14	[-]
Posts: 9096 (07/03/09 10:47 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	CBRetriever wrote: I'm leaving the country Me too.
Sloansalad		#15	[-]
Posts: 4012 (07/03/09 10:47 AM) Demanding little fucker Reply Quote More Recent Posts	IT would be pretty cool iffn we invaded Iran on the Fourth.
it is a mystery		#16	[-]
Posts: 2415 (07/03/09 10:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am going to see Marty Casey and the Lovehammers at Summerfest on July 4th.
Meanpeoplesuck1		#17	[-]
Posts: 2674 (07/03/09 11:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Bernard Wrangler wrote: well, it's not like it's my favo holiday or anything... oh wait. Sorry.
Lila Fowler		#18	[-]
Posts: 1693 (07/03/09 12:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MPS is a dirty thread-ruining whore <3. She's like a cat in heat, restless and screeching. Determined to make a mess. BTW, what do people call you for short? Do you have a nickname? Does my listing initials bug you because you have a preferred nickname? I don't know, life is SO confusing sometimes. WHY did you that dumdum monkey msg thread??? Voicing defiance and threats, no less. If there's a war going on or summat I want in. Who doesn't love a little cyberblood on their hands?
Meanpeoplesuck1		#19	[-]
Posts: 2675 (07/03/09 01:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, to put an end to your confusion, MPS is fine. Or thread-ruining whore, whichever. And I do make a lot of messes. I did the message because I was totally fucking bored and was looking to shake things up. Obviously, it did not work.
Bernard Wrangler		#20	[-]
Posts: 15384 (07/03/09 02:45 PM) this won't end well. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad I just had a two hour nap! I love the fourth! I mean... I'm still struggling to get past this dupe thread betrayal. the fates are indeed twisted.

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