I love old movies. Sometimes when I'm watching an old movie I imagine myself going back in time and talking to these people. They see me wearing my modern
clothes and wonder if I'm a nut case or maybe from another planet or France. A crowd gathers and all the men are wearing those cool hats and all the dames
have a Betty Grable hairdo.
Then I tell them what the future will be like and they all laugh at me and call me a "kookie kid with loose shoes" or something like that. Then I fall on the floor and breakdance and the ladies hold their hand to their mouths in shock and all the guys do a classic double take. A police officer comes by and says in an Irish accent "Ok ya flatfoot, what's this then? Kelsey, call da paddy wagon... we got one for da nuthouse!" while tapping a baton on his left hand. I give him a karate kick to the throat and everyone is stunned (because back then no one heard of karate before) and I start singing a rap song about smacking my bitch up. All the ladies either faint or run away, but the guys just scratch their heads and adjust their belts.
Then I tell them what the future will be like and they all laugh at me and call me a "kookie kid with loose shoes" or something like that. Then I fall on the floor and breakdance and the ladies hold their hand to their mouths in shock and all the guys do a classic double take. A police officer comes by and says in an Irish accent "Ok ya flatfoot, what's this then? Kelsey, call da paddy wagon... we got one for da nuthouse!" while tapping a baton on his left hand. I give him a karate kick to the throat and everyone is stunned (because back then no one heard of karate before) and I start singing a rap song about smacking my bitch up. All the ladies either faint or run away, but the guys just scratch their heads and adjust their belts.
