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Posts: 28364 (07/02/09 12:40 PM) MESS member |
excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women over 30 most certainly do have sex and a boyfriend and I had a roommate knock on the door wanted to know if we were ok (I'm not very quiet) |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 16281 (07/02/09 12:42 PM) |
There she goes. Lying again.
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 10247 (07/02/09 12:45 PM) Registered user |
CBR is a screamer!
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Knives of the Saints |
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Posts: 531 (07/02/09 12:45 PM) Registered User |
do the dogs howl, CBR?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 16282 (07/02/09 12:47 PM) |
Aren't all women loud though, really? I mean, I guess unless the guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Most women are fairly noisy.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 28366 (07/02/09 12:48 PM) MESS member |
nope, they just basically ignore us
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Knives of the Saints |
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Posts: 532 (07/02/09 12:50 PM) Registered User |
That's a common embarrassed reaction.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 28367 (07/02/09 12:51 PM) MESS member |
hammy sounds like he knows what he's doing
knives, do you plan on not having sex after 30? |
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Simone |
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Posts: 560 (07/02/09 1:07 PM) |
I'm with CBR on this one.
Plus, can you imagine how much we know at our ages? And all the practice we've had? You all should be so lucky!!! |
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 Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4000 (07/02/09 1:15 PM) |
this has got to be the most unsexy sex conversation ever
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James the Bland |
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Posts: 43 (07/02/09 1:21 PM) Registered user |
Simone wrote:Slut |
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hamdingers |
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Posts: 2442 (07/02/09 1:21 PM) |
Aw, I think it's sweet.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 28368 (07/02/09 1:23 PM) MESS member |
and the guys over 30 have learned some technique and moved past the wham, bam, thank you ma'am stage
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 4002 (07/02/09 1:24 PM) |
Wham, bam, there goes my back?
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 3856 (07/02/09 1:27 PM) I'm not drunk
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Old people are wild and crazy sexers. They do things with Ben-Gay that 30-somethings would never dream of.
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 6819 (07/02/09 1:27 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
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Dances with Pigs |
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Posts: 1139 (07/02/09 1:30 PM) Registered user |
factoryhurl wrote:I picture her more of a "criticiser". "If you move 3 degrees to the right, you could duplicate the technique used by Burt Lancaster in From Here to Eternity". |
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Knives of the Saints |
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Posts: 534 (07/02/09 1:32 PM) Registered User |
SmrtAss wrote: Unfortunately it takes about 10 minutes for them to regain their original shape after the hands are removed. 
oooh i think i see nipple hair |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 4833 (07/02/09 2:03 PM) Registered User |
I betting the 16 year old that instigated all of this is a virgin
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 14459 (07/02/09 2:10 PM) Registered user |
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