For real!
Thing is, the is one of the prizes I wanted LEAST.
The Cuisinart Two-To-Go Coffee Maker brews two cups of coffee directly into insulated travel thermos-like mugs.
I don't travel with coffee. I travel with Viagra.
G-Bear rarely drinks coffee. He drinks Pepsi.
Mom doesn't drink coffee, except maybe half a cup around 10 PM if she's having a piece of cake. And she just uses the coffee maker we already have.
I know this chick who would like it if I gave this to her, but she's a bitch and doesn't deserve it.
I'm entered into the Grand Prize Contest for gold bars and I think a motorcycle or a gas-guzzling SUV or something.
What have YOU won lately?
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Dear Michael, Your Cuisinart Two to Go® Coffee Maker will be shipped to the mailing address we have on record. You can expect your prize within 10-12 weeks. |
Thing is, the is one of the prizes I wanted LEAST.
The Cuisinart Two-To-Go Coffee Maker brews two cups of coffee directly into insulated travel thermos-like mugs.
I don't travel with coffee. I travel with Viagra.
G-Bear rarely drinks coffee. He drinks Pepsi.
Mom doesn't drink coffee, except maybe half a cup around 10 PM if she's having a piece of cake. And she just uses the coffee maker we already have.
I know this chick who would like it if I gave this to her, but she's a bitch and doesn't deserve it.
I'm entered into the Grand Prize Contest for gold bars and I think a motorcycle or a gas-guzzling SUV or something.
What have YOU won lately?
